UNHhhh Ep 95: "Wealth" with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova

I have a lot of errands I run I'm running away madly oh so we know you won't go to the tailor oh says my pillowcase So could you grab my crotch? By the way, I'm not going it's so hot that you do it is like claiming that you burn me and if I put my hair back in the skinny, I understand you, it's so tight and restrictive well, yes, oh, hello, I'm suing the reports QED from Ellen, Trixie Mattel and I only drink half a gallon of milk sorry I'm sniffing I just do a lot of gross things hello I'm a boy scout expert at kissing Trixie's towel, no limbs, and I just left let diabetes destroy my entire family, that's it, yeah, welcome to the show. where we talk about whatever we want this is hard and not yours we're finally going to discuss something that I can relate to that cellular level well Wow, I love that friend you just hear a disclaimer that's terrible when we talk about having any amount of money, I want say. like $5 you're talking to people who used to do this for nothing not like nothing negative no no he's moving money lose money do the gig look like $75 in appearance make $40 yeah go home drunk and unhappy yeah oh yeah , look at the Harvard, she's, she's got someone up her ass right now attending to my finish.

Peter smiles when you win a million dollars, you can afford a Fisher for Mt. Do you like rich things, although you like luxurious culture, sophisticated foods? Well, I guess when talking about

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and lavish lifestyles, everyone has a different idea of ​​that Rodeo Drive, honey, you don't make me feel rich, going places, I can't afford things, going places you can't plan, You can let me go to Target, oh. I love a moment where I get emotional I guess that's enough for me, you played Suzy Orman in the starter game. You had to do some research on money, yes, first people, then money, then things.

I'm going to say, the money people, and then I think everyone is happy. rich person started poor starting rich don't get rich out of state to feel rich I talked to a real Richie some friends with a real Richie I mean I'm talking rich several townhouses in Manhattan B yeah, when he was growing up he felt conscious of the fact that he didn't fly to school on a private jet, you know that kind of thing and, look, the poor person in the game will never dislike the idea of ​​a rich kid getting rich. I'm getting on a plane. and then the first class kid with an iPad took him to the back, right in front of his mother and I told her what are you going to do and then you take money from his person, push him, it's not bad at all, we take her out. home, so I love it like it's the opposite, someone has a kind of normal childhood, we turned on our TV and we had cable.

I'm like your rich silver spoon, oh, this is what my friend Ritchie told me, it's like what you're paying for. because in all these luxury experiences like food at a fancy restaurant, if you're going to buy, say, a fancy bag at a fancy place, yeah, 30 grand, you better go in and they'll deliver if you say you want a coffee , someone works here but leaves. Bill Gates or they should already be picking it up and then like coffee and serving coffee in your day, keep your money in your bangs. Oh, roll it up if I grab this and there's a credit card for Oh, or like rolls of quarters as rollers.

Have you ever packed your change at home? I do. I'm back. I am serving. Oh wow, are you a PNC Bank? Listen. Are you at home watching Twin Peaks like most kids your age and maybe rolling a joint? There's only pennies, I'm making money moves, yeah, you got a Lincoln Log house of penny rolls, hey, listen, he's all over the stage, any role, I love a good rolling room 'cause that makes me feel safe, I do you do it yourself, how do you do it? I'm an employee, I'm going to throw away my change, what do you throw away?

Let me go to the bank, get those little rolls, you can get them, yeah, for free, so then it's like it's like a lifesaver. It opens one end, no, it opens at both ends, how do you put the coins in? Oh, let me tell you, you just stick your two fingers in the bottom to plug it in and then, yeah, then you drop in a couple of those cute little quarters. at that point it becomes a little stopgap and just pointing and then the feeling that you know exactly how many are supposed to get in there because it feels good, this is a real thing, you're not kidding, no, no, I love it. pennies, however, what is the epitome of luxury to you?

How will you know you did it right? So I know that I would like to be rich, rich, if I paid to fly on a private jet. However, flying private nowadays is very demonstrative and I like if on social media posting you on the private plane you are not so rich because they say you are there or a real Burt Oprah it is not like no, you have free water no , no, just on the way to work she is flying the plane that has the plane she is what you become so rich that you transform your body into a cube-type plane no, yes, people always listen, people always listen, this is It's about rage, the first thing I did with the money from my television hosts, I lived, no, I know that I drew on myself.

I dimmed the lights I lit candles I charged my iPhone 8 plus at that moment ma'am my bathroom and colon on the phone I paid off my student loans dr. If anyone can borrow the money, yes, I think I preach when I always like to pay the loan and a watt. I put on my white jeans, went to the bank and shoved a giant check in the places you can go, right genes. See, could you come down? Could you downgrade without feeling a level of disappointment, shame or failure? Yeah, my idea of ​​rich isn't just getting this out of rap.

Yes, these are $20 shoes. Yes, they seem like a 10. I like to fetishize the idea of ​​really rich people falling. from grace and then having to like to cook his own food like ah, the rich Romanian Gaia, that because he didn't know what a washer or dryer was like, he was like, he had to do the laundry, it's like, I don't know where to stop start, it snows too, he knows that if he can't wash his own clothes, he just buys new clothes mm-hmm, yeah, he drives his Porsche straight to the store instead of filling it up with gas, it just stings, yeah, for some people it can be enabling. - a lot of bad behavior oh yeah oh I used to think I hope I don't win the lottery because I'll die from an overdose that's horrible I don't think it's relatable oh yeah, it doesn't change I mean, I'm just prone to frivolous acts of stupidity, you are, yeah, I just bought three pairs of Louboutin shoes, yeah, well, you know, stupid, silly, not practical, not for weak thoughts and not frugal.

I have more days on the calendar working. that I spend money oh yes yes yes that's how I do it I never feel like it and what is spending money for me to go with my friends and pay the bill oh no, yes, I love that, so I don't care about that, if you are cheerful, I think with you you are always rich, the fun thing you can do is call your friends, well, I want a vacation, yes, I am paying, yes, that will be fun, yes. and then you can control their behaviors so that you like the details.

I could have you back on a private plane and yes, yes, oh no, you will eat that thing that you are allergic to and I have seen that most of the anxiety is gone, but I think that has more to do with them, like knowing that money sets in, that money doesn't bring happiness or satisfaction, so that guy never has it, but you have to do it, you have to have it, know that my brain yourself, if I just made it, if I just got a little of extra money, I'd pay this and this and then I'd be a good boy and then I'd be good, yeah, I'm just behind on this, yeah, but wherever you go, there you are.

Never mind a gold toilet or poop, I have an outhouse in Iowa, ah that's it, what would that be like to move up north where you stay with all the families? Remember, okay, that's the strangest description of a movie in Las Vegas, here it is with all the families. emancipate, I know it's getting hot, oh my god, let's go quickly, wait, hey, have you played Mortal Kombat? No Yes. Goody played ball recently because girl is on, it's literally been like 15 years, let's do it where we think this is West Hollywood Machine. in West Hollywood at that stage, you could have outside Nikki's like and you can pick that lady who's covered in I don't even know what to do, oh, no, no nonsense, she's doing a lot of things like, I'm just thinking, oh, I got a trip in hello hello hello good night