UNHhhh Ep 80: "Apologies" with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova

happy fourth season, we have seasons, yes, but this is the fourth season, we are in the fourth season starting, did we start, we have no regrets, we are in the fourth season and now we are very about us, hello, what if a snake came ? and then you say: I'm fine, yeah, well, my job here is done. Hi, I'm just a little scabby, Trixie Mattel, just a little, I don't know what's been going on and I'm the 99 people in the room. Who doesn't believe in you? We're sure to talk about whatever we want. Is he our chef and not yours?

Apologies yes, who has he? Have you ever done something wrong? Well, I can't believe this in theory, I really like to apologize, oh, but you. You are in decline. Sorry, apologizing is admitting you're wrong mmm and it's also having the humanity to see that the personal side of the story is sure whether or not you think you're right when you can see it from the other side. on the person's side you say oh my God, that was horrible for you, well there is that expression, I want to be right or I want to be happy, do you want, I just want to be a dog, I just want health insurance, what did some time you had?

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pending. Oh, any loose ends untied, do you think you want to get it? It's your breasts right now. I didn't invite my assistant just to this party because I forgot. You already know. I'll have to hear about that. although that never invited me to a Christmas party, well, or a Hanukkah party, yours was a Hanukkah party, it was both, yeah, we had those, what do you call it? with Lucilla, yes, no, the thing that is on the door, menorah, no, if they hang on the door. mistletoe a metal detector so what do you think is the key to a successful apology?

Okay, I'll tell you what not to do. I'll tell you what not to do when you say, "I'm sorry I felt that way." does it make any sense I mean, it makes sense, but it's that good, it's disappointing and unfortunately, yes, it's a customer service voice broadcast live in real life, yes, thanks, useful, yes. I'm also obsessed with people believing that the public is watching them at all times, so I love when someone is on Periscope or Twitch or something like that. Many people have been commenting. I just want to finally clear things up. Nobody cared.

Nobody even knows that we listened to 45 minutes of rambling. I love it and they never call the other person, so they. You're like this guy, yeah, oh, yeah, big. I do not remember. From now on I want to start each of our videos by saying, "Hey guys, I like to clear things up and address some of the things that go to the media." I really take this time to say that we are very sorry that all of you have felt a certain way about some things that may or may not have been expressed in one way or another by some of these videos that we have participated in.

Yeah, we get to the part where you give me a dramatic apology, I apologize first, okay, if I'm busy, I don't even feel like in America, talking is cheap, yeah, and we said that you once told me something very powerful, that basically it was like I wouldn't insult you by thinking the words sorry because yes, because especially if you say that part of the crime has been that you are a lying piece of what will now convince me that only your words have something like wait, yeah, that's like when you ask your parents for forgiveness, we're going to have to see if we can trust you again, right, yes, the truth is that your parents never trust you, no, I don't trust anyone, I don't trust, no, I have made.

We looked at some cars with a friend, got a bunch of condiments and ketchup and mustard and all this kind of sticky stuff and made them like really gross milkshakes and then threw them on cars that were parked at a sports center. he towards him like uh and then we thought I guess you weren't clear about what we did because we took our time getting on our bikes and running like we were going back to her so they caught us and brought us back. They like to catch you, don't you want to sing? They just said, "Hey, hey, guys, but they were adults and you were kids, you guys were like we just thought, yeah, okay, we have to do what they say, just stretch it, yeah, and then I." I'm not sure what happened after that.

I don't have a blank space in my memories, so no one knows. I'm sorry. Does an apology have to include words? I'm sorry. So, that's a great song. eliminate Shirley Temple she in season 11 yeah okay season 11 there are a lot of celebrities if I apologize I'm sorry where does Kathy Griffin apologize Kevin Hart Lucy that's the big lair Roseanne I mean all the artists are comedians that's a group That A really exciting observation: We don't make presidents apologize when a comedian says something that doesn't necessarily offend me. I wonder: how dare you? It's just a joke where Kevin Hart makes a joke about gays and I'm like, oh right.

I have heard about the problem. I think I should apologize for those shoes. Comedy is the intersection of specificity and exaggeration. Oh wow, yeah, I don't know. I guess I had to contemplate it. I'm like I miss the old friend when she would. Hit people, you know, look, nothing offends me, right, you go to the chicken coop to ruffle feathers, have you ever painted a chicken's toenails? Sorry, since you know Tempest Dujour has a duck and two two cans, she just showed me, she also has a video, this is Trixie, I love that it's a video, her dog masturbating right now, oh what was it That?

Oh, my jaw dropped. having several calluses like I'm leaving here okay, I'm not going to paint your toenails, okay, it's crazy, it's crazy, I mean people, I mean, if anyone catches it, I worked at a Mac counter at Macy's and we had to watch a video. Have you ever seen this, sensitivity training? Oh, like the H arson arson, oh mom, it was a video from about 1992 where it would be like the workplace sensitivity tape. Carol Jr. is a fairy, hello Carol, how are you today? It's good, how's the weather? and then it would be like I went inside the guy's head and I was like oh look at Carol's son, he has an earring and but it was like freezing up and saying how could this have been handled better what was the implication of being homophobic oh okay Yeah How do you feel about buying gifts to say sorry?

You know, when you cheat like you cheat on your wife and then you buy her Alexis, okay, you buy her a woman named Alexis. I broke one of my roommates' ceramic plates. buy and I was like how are you? and I was like breakfast oh oh no, I was like I was ordering a post, mates, do you want anything? So I hid it under the bookshelf. I know, so I forgot until the other day. It's been two weeks without saying anything, so I was trying to make some oolong tea. I put the kettle on and turned it up to high and the plastic handle melted and I burned and destroyed the kettle, and I found out it's $200 the next day I was like, hey, I found this, I found it on Amazon, I ordered another one and he said, oh, it's okay, you just know I wouldn't be mad, it's just that I'm glad you told me and I said okay, because at the Christmas party I broke this plate and hid it from you, oh, so you came in with another yeah.

I thought, are you sure this is okay? Okay, cool because I crashed his car that your mom is seriously injured in, but ice point, yeah. so I want to say you just have to apologize, it's worse to lie, well it's fun to lie because some people are really good, some people are such good liars that they lie and that becomes reality for them, listen I want to say this if you are fake. Sorry, make it big, make it big, I'm sorry I called you ugly, you like donut. Oh, a sign to assign, yeah, you should kidnap the person, bring them in to put them in the lawn chairs, they look, you know, pointing at the sky on the midnight plane.

I'm sorry. Did you feel that way or you act like a shitty ass and say: sorry, sure, that's what it is, but since they don't listen to it, you walk over, that's when the romance ends, oh yeah, anyway, there's something that you like it and you want to apologize to yesterday was the best time just do it if only do it you will be very happy and if you didn't like this episode I'm sorry you feel that way there are a lot of powers in it no I'm sorry I'm not sorry I'm sorry or a demi lovato I'm sorry , no sorry, it leaves it open, what do you think about the songs that are honestly deme sorry, half of oh my god, she's way ahead of her time, yeah, she's Trixie, what are we talking about hygiene personal, personal hygiene, so I want to have a mostly one-sided conversation about personal hygiene, okay, because this is more of an intervention for you, are you finally going to take a pick to the thick crust?

That's two verbs, you're fast, yes, you can throw your whole body in the washing machine. your clothes, you know what I've thought about hiding them in the washing machine like one of those, you know, those stackable ones, well, Pete builds people you know, uninvited guests.