UNHhhh 97: "Shame Part 1" with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova

doing in love and in theft and those things oh my God you are taller than me for once love in the yes always a forehead a little bigger but like love and together with feelings together waiting forever with friends and the sun I just made that waterfall my motto is don't show up for work don't call anyone and don't brag about it well get out of here then when you showed up you bragged too bad let's talk about something I know people in this channel can be identified. Hi I'm the husband ketchup kyon actress been billionaire ketchup actress Bonnie Hunt Lexi Mattel oh my gosh and I know what you did last summer but I don't give a damn about Katya and welcome to the show where we talk about what we want because it is our program. and it's not yours

shame

shame

you're ashamed first of all shame is a land full of movement ask me what I mean by that wait what do you mean by that a dumping emotion means if you grew up in the woods somewhere alone with no one to help you say it? oh it's on you never be ashamed so let it out it's all your shame cause you're a dump like we knew but throughout life when people tell you things like hmm maybe you shouldn't take another portion at dinner, people slowly throw things into your landfill and then later in your life you think: where did all this baggage come from?

It's funny that we grow and in a way we grow out of shame, but not really, so we could be lateral thermals, yes, the law of conservation of material things. It can't be created or destroyed your shame makes you look like Bellatrix Lestrange went to beauty school decided to go platinum blah Orange County I killed Sirius Black I hate farts I hate anything barbaric they were just gross I hate Like, um, it smells like farts, like going to the bathroom and someone decides to stop by five seconds later. I think too much, yes, I farted when I hate fart stories.

I did it, it's like a straight boy thing like mmm, I have it though, so I go down these porn rabbit holes that everyone smells. Like cycles, well, we'll get there, so it's like it starts with mild non-penetrative stuff and then it progressively gets like and usually the last time ended up in facesitting fart videos, but then I just laugh and turn it off, yeah , pulling the patch, wait. wait a minute start a fire yeah you know it's attached to note it was like farting the thing is they're serious in the videos but a guy was doing it by himself btw if you like farting at home , we.

I'm not making fun of you, no, I know, but the guy was doing it to the camera, which is always really funny, and he was like he was literally saying something like with the body stuff, no body shaming, Body shame, shame I feel. I feel like I can, I wouldn't say I'm proud of my body, I'd say I'm ashamed of it, your body is shit, I'm just saying I'm ashamed, I hate it like I don't, I hold it as neutral, I see it as benevolent. Strange, what happens to you when you see someone who is not like you, so say he doesn't look like a fried chicken?

Okay, I say yes, I don't understand, why are you coming back? It looks like a three-piece suit, well, not, uh, like the pristine ones that were your legs. like permanently this way with little things of paper in the coffee and you don't even like the sauce because that's how you were mom teriyaki girl burnished oak copy table the spiral of shame and all that is all this made up drama that likes to color our glasses. I remember looking back on those ten moments and thinking about those moments like maybe you were ashamed of your very light skin.

He likes our pale blue, barely visible, blue veins visible, oh yes, oh, dark hair, he seems little embarrassed, the shame of my life is. Here's this fear, oh, it's almost like a family of big worms went on vacation and never came back. It was so disgusting like Roby, oh, so like never, just put a little bit of concealer on top of it, never, because it's always my secret. It's a shame I was forgetting, but people walking behind me on the sidewalk when they have shorts on, yeah, but even it grosses me out, so I know it's really bad, yeah, and you guys are ashamed of me .

I don't believe it enough. wait that's what the word guilty pleasure means oh right my guilty pleasure music yeah why are you guilty? because someone told you that's not right, yeah. I was in Europe where they still hear Spice Girls on the radio every day, that would be guilty pleasure music. Being the clerk at the board game store at the mall is fine, you know, like at the board game store, no, you don't like really nerdy board games, people like you know like Dungeons the dragon, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, the employees were like us. super nerds and we were like oh yeah, they own it, yeah, yeah, I love it, yeah, they're not ashamed of loving board games, but the average person might be like oh yeah, please, no one knows, there's nothing Why be ashamed because you are nobody.

I noticed you, one thing I'm not ashamed of is being a drug addict, the first thing I mention on a first date, really yeah, when they come up with the wine list, I'm like oh no, it's okay, I'm an alcoholic and a drug addict. . addict look at them closely what do you say you say how I am I should say I'm sober sober means I have a problem but I say I'm in recovery because if I have a glass of wine I'll be smoking crack? in three days you say that mm-hmm and when people say me say when people say but I'm going on a date and they say: do you want a glass of wine?

I probably hope that I love being like you know what? It's working poorly in the meantime we'll go home it'll be like making my bed I need to take a shot I always had something like an affliction on the back of your leg you know it's not long it's a long term tenant so it's always there so I had a plantar wart, okay, I once had a plantar wart on the bottom of your foot, okay, I had to stop doing gymnastics, which I was also ashamed of because I had to wear a leotard, you took gymnastics, yeah, like when I was a kid, going around, are they calling you?

It's a wart on the bottom of the foot, okay, okay, so you use acids to spill it and the skin dies, but then I had to take a nail clipper on a trimmer why didn't I have to do it just wait a minute you took it out I dug it I dug it until it was a crater the size of more than a quarter and about a half inch deep at the bottom but but I just sat there and looked, but why would you be ashamed of something that no one would see right? Because I couldn't go to gymnastics because I was embarrassed and that's when you switched to the deep end for me, what is that anyway?

I guess what your advice is to get over it. shame um oh well I would say no to dad I would say I think shame is kind of like anxiety well once you're gone and then what happened yeah it's all in my head we have to learn to letting things go because I have to militarize myself so many times on stage, that's like second nature and then you look back and you're like nobody, nobody had a problem with what I did. People always try to see the best in you and we are always there. I'm trying to dig out the worst and send a shuttle, but what's up with this?

Yes, no one cared about my plane or my room. You know, I'm a little. I feel sucked into the cotton ball and taped it down. You should talk to her. I filled it out. with a cotton ball takes me back to the ground, talks about what happens if your rotten ball gets stuck in your dried blood and then you have pieces of Kotlik, you've never been a military nurse, some weren't made with a certain person and it shows that I'm worried that you're having serious physical afflictions and then you say oh I'm just embarrassed and I'm just not going to do well, that's something that's not the doctor's shame, it's too embarrassing, what is that?

Same thing with little kids, like I'm embarrassed to learn about sex so I'm just going to know dead bodies or whatever, totally oh I just got what you said, shame, shame, yeah, uh-huh, that's how It's a giant evil. Wow. I'm still choked up by the fact that poop goes up your butt from the toilet in Australia, that's crazy, why can we have a good word for it? The elephant in the room, mom, explaining that to a seventh grader, oh what a gay shame, I don't think so. There is a trait that does not focus on my homosexuals because there are many of them, do you mean banning homosexuals, not homosexuals, the worst?

Yes, it works honestly, no one hates gays more than gays and no one hates gays more than Have you ever masculinized your door and your woods only to do it again?