UNHhhh 96: "Gaming" with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova

We should try to do a season in another language that neither of us speaks honestly, we don't even know 100 in English so I think we should slow down the pace to blur our role, what were they trying to accomplish with this photoshoot in light of the day? They are trying to expose us as the men we are. Can we get a friend to shoot the drag queen? Okay, the gayest person you can find. Yeah, who would you be, Pete? Hi, I'm the elusive missing person from your love life, Trixie Mattel and me. I am a librarian who cannot read or write, but that does not prevent me from achieving professional success.

Patio and welcome to the program where we talk about whatever we want because it is our program, not yours. He asks why homosexuals like video games. I thought they just played mind games of course my family was poor so I always liked the system like two years after it came out oh that's absolutely like going to my friend's house to watch them play and then going to home and think about it, yes. are you good at video games? I played away, yes, ruthless competitive, yes, I would say I would like to read it. Okay, well, I'm going to kick your ass.

I love being friendly. I love using headphones. and talk, oh, I bet the nerdy gay guys, the video game is a good segue into sexual, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean because I think it's like very boring instagram gays and then fun, fun, artsy, gays those who like video games, it's okay, I don't think so. there are many crossings. I also don't know that anyone is in the abbey playing their switch. Want something? Oh, I wish they did or would you like one or do you know skee ball. I guess it's in the video game. You're like, I love the video. games skee-ball uh lawn darts driving what games did you play? oh we had mike tyson knockout wow boxing wow you seemed so good oh im so good at that but that one sucks I fell in love with mortal kombat.

Mark was so gay even though the muscle guys and the women were, I mean drag queens, cindel the hair, the queen, it's actually kind of like yeah, oh yeah, but this hair doesn't like to grab it, yeah, hey Have you played Mortal Kombat? No, yes, have you played Mortal Kombat recently? because the girl is on it's been literally like 15 years let's do this and I think there are some professionals we could ask about it are you sure Marv Carol oh my gosh you wanted a couple of

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professionals? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, professional, oh yeah, I know.

I actually work on video games now she does, yeah she's going to use games. I love gay people who are successful. Usually it's just us. I'm really happy for you. Can we borrow your consoles? Oh, sure, just take my, you know, a thousand dollar machine, are you going to bring it? back it up with a thousand dollars, so I have to be Jason, okay, who is Tanya somehow? That's her daughter, Cassie Cage, yeah, look how badass he is, this Mayan sun god, I want to date someone like that. I really do evil, but it's cute. I mean I'm probably giving Leatherface right now so it should probably be your skin, yeah I guess they'll be katana, how's that connected?

We have the magical jungle. It's wireless. Oh, where are we? Where are we fighting? This is West Hollywood. This should have done it. west hollywood as a setting outside of mickey's like and you can choose that lady who is covered in I'm going to eat it you I don't even know what to do oh no beth oh that's like our friendship oh I'm sorry um this is fighting with you no You don't have to blow up Johnny, how dare you? Yeah, oh, look at this joke that was so good. Oh wow, I noticed you're holding one and that's not how you do it.

I love it, I wish the hairstyle was just something. like a different outfit, a humiliating outfit or something, okay, okay, I don't know how I don't know, I know, uh, dark fan to see, wait rtx, I'm doing good, listen sometimes the best way to let it speak for you. yeah just let nature take its course I don't want to be a braggart or anything like I don't like she's a new game oh wow what is Overwatch is that your second life are you kidding me ?, it's the first person wait, how do you know that about porn?

I think she would like katamari, you think, so I just make a way to find out that's your father, someone crab, are you proud of me, dad, we have to push the boat, you have to push that, okay, right? have I ever been to Thailand yes, to Costa Mui on a yoga retreat oh yes, I almost forgot, hurry up, make a big star, I'm going to lie down, we are picking up debris, yes, because our daughter is disappointed in us, I mean , it's a way of hitting me where I live. Wherever my dad is, I'm sure she's disappointed.

I found it on Twitter. He always talks about baseball. I found my real father on Twitter. I see in video games too. You may also like it. You know, unpack things emotionally. Can I kill people? No, just roll a ball I don't hate it okay okay we can make a stop we can make it stop okay look you could do some special moves look and it's not because you're a dragon you don't care about me it's not quality okay wait till you see me down next to you so he can see your account, so check it and then destroy it. okay, okay, you want me to be the killer, get murdered, I want, I want you to be the murderer, okay, that's me.

Do you like being murdered? I love it. Look, those are some people I'm going to kill. Kill him if he had a nickel. Oh, come here. What is a flipper? We needed a flip so he's a flipper. She's hiding up here, oh, work, she's fine, yeah, oh. How do we feel now Beth? How do we feel now Beth? Okay, could you rip her hat off of her? I have to pick her up and I have to put her down, so I have to get on the hook. Is there any particular job? Oh, right on her neck.

I love the screen oh these scratches mean there's someone around here oh my god no no yeah I got lost oh she's going to run away because people are educating me now they're real people these are real people like in des moines or whatever yeah probably honestly probably albuquerque killer oh how does that feel? Rebecca, yeah stupid girl, next time you're the killer, kill them all, oh I just saw someone there. I need more oh I decided if it was a serial killer I said hello I'm going to murder you now yeah hello where is she and why can't I find her, catch her, I hate her, I've spent this whole game chasing a person?

You know, it's funny that you're never like serial killers, it must probably be very frustrating when they can't kill someone, yeah, I mean, I think they're really the victim in this situation, like you never think about the other side. Of that, he would do the opposite, as if he were a very nice man and didn't want to hurt anyone. Pretend oh god, I'm just looking for a man. What else is new? Uh oh, there's the girl that hoe needs to die now. I will kill you if you don't kill her. This person probably doesn't have a wig either.

I'm the one trying to fight the discomfort. Here, bring it. I want to die. Look, I'm barefoot. You are very you, yes, come out. to the ground, we kill a person, okay, can we see them? Do you know that in real life killing a person is punishable by law? You like the damn axe, though okay, axes, what would be your murder weapon? Anything that isn't a gun, maybe you probably like the long one. um, a tea bag mission, oh, that was a part of video game culture, what happens when people are doing a good job against you, they crouch down saying they're putting their hands in your mouth, oh, work, here's the joke, even though I'm gay that's your mouth keep them there there's no one for straight people the most defensive thing they could do is pretend something gay yeah, straight people can't live with them they can't, yeah, well anyway those are games games are fun and fun to play and don't don't forget to subscribe to wow dance dance revolution i can get into that okay yeah oh and we like the tennis, which looks more like murder.

Do you mean by that a dumping emotion means that if you grew up in the woods somewhere alone with no one to tell you? Oh, it's literally, you would never be embarrassed, right, be alert, you're embarrassed, you're a dump like we knew, but like throughout life. when people tell you things like hmm, maybe you shouldn't have another serving at dinner, people slowly throw things into your landfill and then later in your life, like, where did all this baggage come from?, it's funny that we grow up and in a way we grow out of shame, but not really I think, so we're just lateral, as if, a law of conservation of matter, things can't be created or destroyed, your shame makes you look like Bellatrix , so strange, I went to beauty school and decided to go platinum, oh Orange County.

I killed a serious black man