UNHhhh Ep 106: "Secrets Pt. 1" with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova

okay give me a chance oh my gosh do the twist my body gentleman gave me one ah it's so hot here today who is it yeah this sweater has me got me don't forget to get these tickets now for RuPaul's Drag Con. New York City Turtle Trixie Mattel hi, I'm the one who paints your own pottery studio that also serves grilled cheese crafts Trixie Mattel Heisey bit the only thing I can't even smoke alone oh my god, huh, Today's Katya and welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want, it sounds, so not your approach, I'm that, it's not racist, I don't think it's right,

secrets

, farces, lies, fabrications, you covered all that like adults, we lie for things like saving face, yes, social graces, yes, anything other than Ronald. ace, yes, we just rhyme without leaving a trace, yes, but it's nice to see you, it's nice to see you too, even if it's not just saying or how are you okay, sometimes living the truth hurts and us to protect others from unnecessary pain. or aggravation we just lie I want to have a boyfriend with Asperger's so I know who never lied to me Oh people with a line of encouragement oh that's not true oh okay but I feel like I'm sincerely want to get into the right relationship where you feel like you can say anything you better be good the bathroom and your boyfriend you're a little late and your guy waiting you say oh this dress makes you look like that he says no but you smell like Shh do you know, you know there's some balance there, you're saying like lying about one thing and not about something else, it's like a hot potato putting it on it seems, you know, pick your bow, he's got the gauntlet done here, I've been caught in a lie, oh yeah, which I mean he was someone like when we were in immigration oh oh yeah oh yeah, let's talk about the lie, okay, that's it, did you like it a lot?

I have been very sexy living well, so I saw big lies last night, have you seen it and not? okay, it's alive, we are literally lying, yes, analysis is a lie, yes, we are selling falsehoods, yes, and we all lie a little better. I mean, you really have to be careful who you lie to and what, because once you lie. to someone once, they will always be like she once told the truth, she lied to us before, that's a great expression, how do you know a drug addict is lying there, lips are moving, yeah, there was a drag racing girl ?

Okay, I want to paint. you, a picture, we're all sitting around having lunch and a certain drag queen racing girl is telling a story, she's really telling it, sorry Ryan Gosling, I'm not going to a ruby ​​with you, it just didn't make sense one time, so he did it anyway. to the aliens landed and we were all sitting there like we couldn't watch, it's knowing group knowledge of that kind. I've never had a SP, but at that moment we were all telepathically like this stupid I think she is. Goofing around right now was so ridiculous and I so wish I could have been like: Excuse me ma'am, could you please shut them up because right now you're spewing untrue, nasty nonsense about Porsche or, in a nicer way, be like me, I don't?

I think you're telling the truth, yes, and you can and will still think you're cool. I think sometimes people lie because they think they're not interesting enough or they just want the entertainment value, whatever that is, yeah, yeah, yeah. they embellish like let's say they're lying: I almost missed a bus today, they could be like I have to chase it, yeah, it's just an element that McFly is already behind, am I right? Yes, I followed very far behind on my skates and then I got cut by a guy who kills me, yes, yes, and there are some things that are very alive, like what, there is no pregnancy test, for example, I will invent a different career if not I want to talk about doing this, okay, yeah, people ask you what I do. living, I say dry, it has two very similar drag queen words the first time I said it because I was like I was a drag queen and the guy was like dry cleaning and I said yes, do you have any pants that need to be ironed?

Yeah, maybe it's like being a doctor, where if you say you're a doctor, someone says, What's wrong with this rash? If you're at the dry cleaners, there are people like, thank God, yeah, yeah, what would happen if you lied on a resume, but like before? Do you know you never missed me? I got a job, I just worked the land. Let me tell you, the job I had the longest. I literally wrote my phone number on a piece of cardboard. I became a store manager and then I stole there, which is more of a lie. Man, what did you feel?

It would make you sweat buckets when you were like money in the cash register, always every time I went home it was like tonight, tonight they're going to catch me, yeah, I never understood God, I understood myself, you know I don't would do. I have a nice secret in my wallet. Honestly, I don't have any more. It is purge what program. I have said so many things that we receive information from this camera. I think in front of you and these lights, and I end up saying things that when I look at it again and I think I finally just said I just lied, you lied about not having any

secrets

, what's your secret, but, they have it, they have a saying, you're as sick as your secrets, yeah, have you cheated before me?

I've cheated on you you know the commitment to cheat first no I didn't really have a commitment um let's hope I cheated once then my first boyfriend I cheated on him talk about it I cheated on him he felt horrible what did you do sick physically sick when the girls? You do what she does. Oh God, I miss Scott. Well, she was helping my friend move. What's wrong with my friend? and this other guy was there helping him move to the right. Because my boyfriend at the time was in a band. Tori, he was like semi-famous, okay, so I was a Keith Urban, yeah, I was Keith Richards, better, yeah, um, so I'm helping this guy move and this really cute guy is like moving glasses and he falls In the wine glass box, my glasses stab him. the doll and the steps are going to come and he is bleeding and I say: are you okay? and he's like, "I think so" and like the pure blood makes him faint in my arms, so this kind of hot, muscular guy is vulnerable and then I'm driving to that emergency room I'm in the back seat he's in my lap this strange guy I barely knew holding his blood on his wrists like he was holding on then my friend who moved had to go to work so this guy met that day I'm in the ER with him like I don't know him so It was just a quick blood bond psychological flu that we didn't know we were going to have, but I didn't see it again, it was just you know.

Things happened, but we were in my room, I was 19 and it was like, I think, he was, I think I just started doing drag and I think he was like, "We're like, keep putting on one of my dresses and then just start." , I didn't even, I didn't even, anyway, I felt so guilty with the long dress that will never fit in the back of the dress and I start, raw dog, despise that drag dress, you are beastly, you let him have it like a lunch lady, wet, load the liar ass. carpet you in ass cheating no good unreliable mother son of but understand this let my drag name once the ladies get this taxi night job years I cheat the universe is like mom yes crowd crowds Jeanette I'm a guilty crab cheater like I'm good at crab dice and beer, no I haven't when you're 19, nothing makes you feel like that I'm the dirty one, which is no big deal When you were.

As a child you liked to cheat in an exam. cheat test never fails academically you never know because I love this emotion of achievement sister people cheat like crazy. I saw online that sometimes people print fake labels for their coke and the nutritional information will have the answers to the test on the ingredients so they like it I'm just having a drink people are crazy girl why don't you use some of ingenuity and apply it to learn the answers? Well, that's what I got tattooed. This is for your home test. Yes, the LSAT. I have catechism yes, yes, yes, when I go to Divinity School it's over for all of you, um, you can also put a shroud on me so that no one can fool me in the small of my back, oh my goodness, that would be nice and useful , if we had a thesaurus. your back or something, oh, this is me at school, yeah, you've got the Pythagorean theorem up your ass.

Still when they were giving us, when I got my first time, the colostomy man, nice, oh oh, okay, can I tell you a secret that I would love? how good one stays here secret I still make friends by the way secret stomach friends there is nothing I love you so much because I love to tell it immediately