UNHhhh Ep. 108: R&R

oh listen welcome to the plush air tumbler Sage add a white rose on a white background what should you do my nails sometimes don't forget to buy these tickets now for RuPaul's Drag Con New York hello I'm the 8th day of the week you wish that existed, busy mom, towel tricks and I couldn't be more excited about all the major changes you've been making to your lifestyle, Katya, welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want because it's our show, ours and ours rest and relaxation I'm not going to lie I feel extremely laborious in the end I feel very relaxed and no I don't like relaxing the livery frankly R&R stresses me out nothing stresses me out more than being away from things like work, emails and obligations because I'm like who is going to hold it, whatever building you name, my aversion to relaxation actually has nothing to do with productivity, lady, laziness, that's someone, wait a minute, he just likes to sit still, no, I don't like it . to do what I'm supposed to do I'm busy doing something else I mean but those other things are certainly not just lazing around like for example this morning I got up very early and then I was in the bathroom waiting for the shower to take place I was walking in circles , so you probably weren't something so you have a very small shower for money, but at least you have to check the water, it's not super big, come on, do you do a spa night?

What do you see, we make a spa? The day has never been No, I don't need to like going somewhere designed to relax. I can relax anywhere, yes, no, yes, exactly, do you like manicure and pedicure? Absolutely not. I hate pedicures, it tickles and then I always worry that she's going to cut off a whole finger and no, because I don't like that and plus it's not nice for me to almost kick her in the face like it's not funny. I like doing pedicures. You like to do it when I was in school because it's the extreme beauty home makeover people come with lobster, yeah, but she didn't remove the cheese grater.

I wanted, I want her to be great so that her skin is like parmesan. Oh, when she did pedicures, people would leave hers an inch shorter, oh yeah, I got on the ball and told Stubbs, yeah, yeah, we can get a Louie. I want to pick a polish, shake it, don't roll it, because the bubbles make it roll and then I'd just be painting the guys bowling. It is chemically, fortunately, a bathtub. I went to a Veda Beauty and Wellness Institute and they had to elevate everything to a spa thing, so someone getting a haircut had to be like oils and lay down and you.

I had to be doing everything to the max and it was like it was a lot and also sometimes you're like a 25 year old gay, it was like someone's dad and then you're completely rubbing someone's arm, that's weird, you know what I ? I was thinking that a little bit of human touch you just gave me right now makes me feel incredibly lonely. Well, I guess it just reminds you that you're not creating loneliness. It's shedding a light. I am extremely alone. That's actually not the case. surprise me and I just realized I'm fine, you know what I have, I have a date tonight with who, with an acquaintance, with the man I've been fucking, yeah, and I'm a corporate date, are you doing? what I used to do was go to California Pizza Kitchen, call it a day, we don't go out, let's get rid of it, oh this could be a date, so let me tell you something, so I'm developing really good feelings for him. because I love sleeping with it, I'm talking about it being a really important component that's not superficial.

I'm talking about sleeping with him. I'm literally speaking, you're sleeping. I'm sleeping like a simulator. Say oh no, no, you know. I'm Pollyanna, so I'm like when we got married, yeah, yeah, yeah. I looked at you, described when you hook up with someone, you are immediately in bed with a towel on your head, yes, waiting at the door, he is a little younger and 40. I am interested that you never have these kinds of feelings, but I know I really like it. I make this happen for anyone, yes, even lately, maybe that cucumber, listen, I love it, wait, so I'll take a cucumber, oh my god, did you need that?

You choke if you have a video of my finger, you mean hugging a hot guy, it would be like if we went viral, do you know how to go for it? Yeah, yeah, like we have four eyes between the two of us, mom, these are backups. Let's get into it kids, this is about to alarm you. I feel so relaxed. Wrapping up oh, so we're putting the humor over the heavy hits. I have it good. I don't even look sideways yet mom, did you ever wonder there's a too much in your nose, yeah, can I have those nocturnal life cycles?

Oh, look, Russian spa girl, yeah, go to the farmers market, oh, this is the, oh, you know what I'm actually so interested in what you did, this half under the eye, is that right?, oh , there are bags Peter I know I've been there Oh look always but how come food always has to come out of your mouth give it a swab? I don't want to. Can you come closer? Peter look, relax, it's that relaxing. We're going to go to the bar, someone says: Can I have a cucumber back? But can I just get a facial? I'm going to put some Enya on the jukebox, however you relax.

I think a lot of it has to do with the opposite of what you do for a living like that, people who have quiet, quiet jobs like to go get excited Emily yeah, work hard, play harder, yeah, you know, those clothes It's for a living and you have a day off, you say, yeah, or when you're like me or nightfall. or when you're an insurance broker, something you do like a hike up Mount Kilimanjaro, oh yeah, well girl, I live in PETA during the summer and that's where, when rich Caucasian gays go on vacation, they do whatever They think it's the party lifestyle, oh.

Okay, so they do drugs, they use strap-ons, and they just have sex, oh yeah, 'cause that's something like I'm fine and living, yeah, listen, I'm still fine, I still got it, yeah, mommy, we know you have, no you do. your drink or a dog, we know you have it, how do I look? In fact, getting hurt under a dock is how you get it. It's true. I look crazy. I look like a half-washed potato. I look like Kathy. Alright. Throw mom off the train. oh my god, do you know what I do sometimes? I'll tie the towel around my chest with the head wrap, yeah, yeah, so you don't have hair and notice that you like it and then I'll open the door because it's like, oh my God.

I just took a shower. You might think it's bad that I regularly pick up my couriers in their underwear. What kind of news? Are you not wearing a bra without a bra? No, no problem. No. Manny's baby. I need you to open the door. post mates and you're totally naked and soaking wet and then when they give you a strange look you open it wider to reveal three people spraying you with water, yeah I'm sure he'll say there's your tip, yeah there's your tip baby Do you love horror movies? Look at this, I know Alec's curse, La Llorona's curse, do they have grapes?

Edit this PS, there is no television, edit this. Ron gave us a little wig. Ron, can we finish? Ron, can you give us something to finish? because the hair is okay, it's this little shape of my head yesterday two people I can walk past me and not throw up like look at me you what's a nasty criminal species I look like an alien ok ok predator you Jif DNR on your rap sheet because the hospital doesn't resurrect no because I'm 20 so I'd like to stay a little longer ok don't listen so the UM I have a strange night court like the court in the bronze oak yes and most of the dolls that I, Phi, am on the secondary market or on online collector websites.

I even have a platinum membership with some of them so I can get free shipping. That's really cool. Come on, we're giving away every last joke these ladies got. Now while it's hot because we won't have pictures until they get back to Los Angeles. We are using everything. Everything has to disappear.