The times Jordan Schlansky broke character.

laughing, you know, you say you don't know, right, you didn't know what to do and then a weird Joker smile appeared on your face and then that's J, the next day it's crazy, you know they're biological, no, no, no dissect my face. You think your face is adored all over the world You're the monster Let's go to your favorite restaurant That's right, yeah, we came here because Jordan said pretty explicitly that it's a big deal at this restaurant. I'm not worried about being a big deal I'm worried about having a good meal it's not just about rank you had this insecurity about yourself that you project onto others I don't care if I'm the big deal a bit of a middle of the road neutral treatment I just want to go to eat a good meal, I know how many more I have to know to eat here, how many bills do you know, you're not content, so he's married and immediately you have these notes from Troy tearing up and then the food that I don't focus on. the fruit I focus on the earth and I smell a forest I mean I feel like I'm lost in the forest right now you're walking in the forest and well not even the earth yes we haven't drank anything and you're behaving this way I think you're a snob, they take him as an anti-American snob.

The same experience we had in America means nothing to you and then here we are on an Amtrak train passing by, oh look, yeah, this is kind of off the highway and there are some steel structures zipping by and suddenly you talk about that you are a brat in them that you are an anti-American snob now look, it is a tunnel because this would be a tunnel of love and romance right, everything is old For you, this is a train ticket in Italy since it is inherently romantic, the same ticket in the United States, piece of crap and pieces, there is a lot of romance in the story, it has a different language, it has a smell because it tells, it tells a story, no, it doesn't have. you smell you always say you say things that are nothing you did what do you smell do you smell something?

Yes, I do this as a plastic layer for durability. It has ink. I mean, you don't think their way. This could be a work of art. You know, a free-thinking artist could do an installation on your train ticket that he has collected over the years. This will go to my collection. I imagine having a mural one day from these trips, perhaps these finds. I might be right, yeah, I can find romance in anything, you know, I need it to be a property, you gotta say it, surprise, have my ticket here, you don't look much like America, which makes it the classic someone which, like you, knows based on a presupposition that is incorrect.

I can't answer you because the presupposition itself is inaccurate. I mean, you look at a toilet in Italy and you think it's a great sculpture. Well, if you're okay, you know they say you look at the same toilet in America. seeing a bathroom if I see it without it, for me, that is inefficient. No one thought to include it every day, except my typical Washington. Why do you need to be gay if you have human soil? I'm talking about human soil, if you had in what human. The ground is your arm and you like the way you talk about feces, what do you call it human ground?

Why do you call them? It's a real term that people use extra. Why did you say human soil? It's a turbine. Is rare. Nobody says humans. soil Ayten how many people have to say you forgot to be strange you call I said soil human and I meant languages ​​means for an end it is a means to communicate I successfully communicated my ideas do you have problems with the method with which I communicate when you have gender students when you have too much to eat, a while goes by, you say, excuse me, I need to go to the men's room to do some human dirt, you say I have to go there.

Easy, it's losing control again, you're losing it Again your eyebrows go crazy if you look at yourself and say if you have very few humans on your arm, would you be content with just cleaning it up and now everything on you, I have no problem Are you totally laughing? You're laughing right now Why are you a weirdo on a vacation coach? Why should I cry? You want me to be miserable, miserable and in some of what I'm seeing like he's saying, open your heart, yeah, I'd like to wash it with water, okay, if you want to shoot, then I said this should solve your problem.

I would say that maybe I will go and wash it with soap and modern, are you scared, no, hello, you are having a crisis talking about bidet and it is essential my intention I am afraid of you when I care about someone what is the pleasure of him so that he gives you