Conan and Jordan's Train Ride To Naples (Italy 2018) | FULL VIDEO | Jordan broke character

Alright, we're on a bullet

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, we take a van from Tuscany to go around and then the

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from Rome we head to Naples, what can we expect to see that will allow the maples to be a raw and passionate city, hence the today's energy for the weak? -from heart, what does that mean, it's dangerous, it's a dynamic place, I would go there, yes, excited, but decided that this is a great day when we wake up, my favorite talent, her, we have lunch at the grill, we are on a train to Naples. to enjoy my favorite pizza and I'm looking forward to your pizza, we should have not eaten anything, but it's been great, but there's pasta on the line and I'm ready, ready, now we've been looking forward to it the whole trip too ooh, great. fan of the song la vida loca is really what you talk about all the time is living la vida loca I'm talking like Joel Chavita you know about la vida loca I'm talking about the sweet life in this very moment that you're living that's okay, because We are enjoying the room, how is this romantic?

It feels exactly like we're on an Amtrak train and you'd never guess the romance of an Amtrak train. No one has ever told the romance of an Amtrak train. Joe Biden, but that's it, no one. talks about the romance of Amtrak and here we are on the same type of train, but since we are in Europe you say it's the romance of European travel, how is this romantic? We're two men running through the Italian countryside at high speed watching the world go by outside our window like it's a big movie theater, yeah, boom, what would the same thing be happening if you take that train from Cleveland, you know, to Detroit?

Would we say the same? We are two men at

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speed. I do not accept. a train too cool and I don't take trains together to Detroit we go from Rome to Naples Do you see any difference in the romantic value of traveling from Rome to Naples versus traveling completely to Detroit? I think you're a snob. I think you're an anti-American snob. The same experience I had in America means nothing to you and then here we are on an Amtrak train flying by. Oh, look, yes, this is some kind of highway and there are some steel structures passing quickly and suddenly. talk about you're a snob you're you're an anti-american snob now look it's a tunnel so this would be a tunnel of love and romance right everything is romantic to you look this is a train ticket in Italy as its inherent romance is the same ticket in United States a piece of filth adhesive there is a lot of romance it has a different language it has a smell tells a story no, it doesn't have a smell you always say that you say things that are nothing yes, what do you smell?

Do you smell something? Yes, it has a plastic coating for durability. It has ink. I mean, don't you think that, in its own way, this could be a work of art. You know, a free-thinking artist could make an installation. Your ham train tickets have been stacked up for over a year. This will go to my collection. I imagine having the mural from this one of these trips. Maybe we'll find we're right, yeah, he kind of finds romance in anyone. You know, I need me to be that true. But. That is a problem. I felt like we probably got my ticket here.

It sounds like you don't like America very much, which begs the question of why you're based on an assumption that is incorrect. I can't answer your presupposition because the presupposition itself is a dormant bathroom in Italy and you think it's a great sculpture, well if you're okay, you know you should be sure, you look at the same bathroom in America, you just see one bathroom, If I see him without it, it will be daylight for me, that is inefficient, no one thought. to include every day but my little wash what do you need it to be day if you had human soil human soils I'm talking if you enjoy a lawyer's arm you would clean it you're talking about feces how do you call it human soil, why do you call it that?

It's a real term that people use extra. Why did you say human soil? That's a turbine. Nobody just says humans, so we lie. How many people have to say you forgot to be weird? You call ice. and human soil and I would handle languages ​​means for an end it is a means to communicate I success

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y communicated my ideas you know problem with the method with which I communicate when you have Jewish students then you have too much to eat some time passes right? say excuse me I need to go to the men's room to do some humans well you say I have to go they're super easy he's losing control again you're losing it again your eyebrows go crazy if you look at yourself saying did you have human dirt on your arm, Would you be content to just wipe it on the eunuch map now about your day?

I don't have a problem, you're like you totally

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it, you have it right now, why? you're a weirdo on a coach on vacation why shouldn't she cry you want her to be miserable now less miserable and if anyone else is laughing that's what I'm saying he's not human so help her with her arm yeah I'd like to wash it , okay, if you wanted to shoot, then they should take care of your problem. I'd say maybe I'll go wash it with soap and water. No, you're in a motel talking about a bidet dispenser. I'm afraid you'll drink