The Dumbest Products Of All Time

E: It's been a full year since our last Dumb Products video and Hila has been saving A LOT of TIME ever since. E: What have you found, Hila? H: A LOT H: The first dumb product is a trust machine (edgy rock music) E: Ooh, that sounds good H: I think you could use it E: I've been in a bit of a depression and, frankly, anything. that can help boost my confidence, I fully support it. H: So... E: Ok, let's... let's go. E: Let's have some trust. E: So this is the whole body vibration machine, and this is the future of good health.

E: By the way, this pamphlet was made for Becky Chambers E: but they sent it to me. E: So, Becky, if you're there, I have your manual. E: I think Becky wasn't happy and they just sent me Becky's fucking machine. E: One hour of conventional weight lifting, which includes increased muscle strength. E: bone density, flexibility, coordination, balance and erection quality. E: That's weird E: Let's... put me on the machine E: I'm going to try this for 10 minutes and see how confident and energized I feel. E: Okay, start with a nice little movement. E: ooohhooohoo H: So what does it actually do?

E: It shakes you. E: It gives you a jolt. E: It's just shaking my feet from left to right. (shivering) E: What it's doing is tenderizing my Kobe beef. E: Kay, this is Wagyu beef. This is softened. E: OOOH THEY'RE SOFTENING ME BOII (the trembling increases) E: Very good, I have eight and a half minutes left. E: There are different positions here. E: One is the upright posture... (Hila laughs) E: I told you it did something for the quality of the erection. H: By the way, I didn't know, when I bought you this machine H: That wasn't...

E: HILA (both laugh) H: That wasn't... E: Thanks by the way H: I didn't know.. (intense FUPA face shaking) E: Mhmm Feeling it (more intense FUPA face shaking) THICC E: Excuse me, my eyes are up here. E: I don't come to the gym to be searched on Google. E: I come here to be healthy and soften my flanks. E: Please, some privacy and respect E: working on my confidence (velociraptor sounds accompanied by joosy a**) Ethan Klein Cough™ I'm not sure exactly what I'm supposed to do with this one, but I'm Questioning this to be honest. E: I'm questioning this to be honest.

E: It just doesn't look like there's enough room for it, but (Ethan Klein coughs™) Ethan Klein Cough™ E: Trapped, there's cobwebs back here E: Is Shredder sniffing my butt? Shredder is sniffing my ass (Hila laughing) E: Shredder, Shredder, stay away! E: Okay. It's Hila's turn to soften her up. EN: You know what? H: Let me do Ethan™ (Ethan laughs) E: You know the first scenario is almost the funniest because it seems like you're doing it intentionally E: It seems like you're just doing this (Ethan doing the Ethan™) H: Yes ( He spins shaking) E: Let me see how Kobe beef squeezes those buns H: Ok...

H: I mean... H: That's it. H: No... That's all there E: (laughing) THICC E: Describe your experience. H: It feels like...unhealthy E: Unhealthy? H: It's not good. (Both laugh) E: You got it. That's all. H: I think they're just making it up. E: Trust!? E: People inventing exercises?! Come on... H: Next up is Dr. Bob's Big Neck E: (laughs) H: Portable traction machine. E: Bob. One of the best doctors not only in the country E: But he is known all over the world for the excellent medical

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he makes, and this is no exception E: I feel like I'm already drowning and I haven't even filled it up. however H: Basically it does everything E: Correct.

Does it help with my erection quality? H: Yes E: Okay, good. As long as, that's where I'm trying, all of these

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are designed just to improve the quality of my erection. Thanks Hila H: So... close this H: By the way, when do you get a product with something like this? E: I mean, Dr. Bob knows what he's doing, he's the one! E: Oh, this makes me nervous, Dr. Bob. H: Fill it out yourself. E: I don't like this at all, Dr. Bob. HILA oh oh F*** OH E: It's pushing against my Adam's apple E: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

E: I'm panicking (says calmly) H: Did you have neck pain before? E: No, but I will now H: Yes E: Let's see how far we can take this. E: It's pretty scary. I am not going to lie. E: I really can't open my mouth. H: It's not going anywhere anymore E: I can feel it E: I can't talk! E: I CAN'T SPEAK H: Why... okay? E: IT'S FIXING MY CHI— MY F****** NECK E: WHY AREN'T YOU MORE WORRIED HILA?! (Hila laughing) E: SHREDDER IS GOING CRAZY (Shredder jumps) E: WHY AREN'T YOU WORRIED?! H: Did you say you want more?

OK. (starts pumping more) you said you wanted more, ok E: THIS IS NOT SAFE, let go E: RELEASE IT E: RELEASE IT (Hila starts pumping more) STOP E: STO—NO! E: Shit, brother. E: Wow, that was so bad. I... Oh my god (Ethan sighs) I: I feel like no one should use this. E: It's getting pretty tight, don't you have any problems? E: You're making me look like a p**** Hila! E: I have trouble squeezing it. H: It's okay, it hurts E: Do you feel the pressure of your nerves? H: Yes E: Do you experience tension headaches?

H: Uh-huh E: Do you have neck pain? H: Now yes. E: Disc pressure H: yes E: Joint pain H: Uh-huh. E: Tight muscle: it says reduce. E: But I think you can just remove it with an X and say causes. E: We found this product while watching TV at 2:00 a.m. m. E: I saw this infomercial. I couldn't believe it was real. E: I took a photo just to keep the memory. E: And then I thought: let's buy the product, so this is the NAVÄGE. I do not know how it works. because presumably E: There are two tubes for each nostril E: And it's supposed to circulate fluid through the sinuses.

E: And no... I don't know if that's possible. E: I don't think that's how it works H: This is the liquid... E: It comes with these little cups K. for your nose. E: Which is kind of exciting E: And by the way, it may also be Dr. Bob, E: who invented the last neck brace, so thank Dr. Bob H: I like this, you open: STOP E: No come back to the store, contact us first H: They say, don't come back... (Ethan explains) E: Don't tell the FDA E: Don't call any regulatory board E: Call us first H: Go ahead H: We're here to help E : Call us before reporting to the FDA.

H: Just don't give this back E: UM does this. Will this improve the quality of my erection in any way? H: *does not respond* E: Well, what a good look! E: To start, this is the look that sold me on this product E: I saw a lady E: You know, and I thought, hey, I want to look like this at home E: It sucks H: Is something going on? E: Oh my god, it sucks, bro E: WHAT?? EN: It stinks! E: Oh my god E: It stinks (nasal nightmare) (ethan overreacts) E: OH my god, bro, it literally just shoots water out of your fucking nose E: I feel like I'm drowning!

E: I feel like I'm being waterboarded! E: You know when you jump into a pool and a ton of water goes up your nose. It's like the worst feeling E: That's what this machine does! E: How disgusting! H: Why would you need a machine for that? E: I don't know, that's why we bought it Hila E: This was a stupid product—OH H: It wasn't cheap either, it's like 200 dollars or something— E: WHY IS IT 200??—HILA, E: I would have vetoed that! E: Wait before I pass it to you Hila, H: Wait, here I have mine.

E: Nonono, I want you to use these. H: I HAVE MINE E: Before I pass this on to you, let me just... H: that's gross E: clean it up for yourself E: You press the button H: I'm scared E: And but don't do it, relax. You have to go to the end. You'll be fine. E: Just remember that you are not being waterboarded. E: There is no one here torturing you. E: Although it may seem like it, you are completely safe. H: And then you just press it? E: Push it hard E: Push it down all the way.

E: You have to fight. H: It's strange. E: You have to fight to get over it H: Oh my God, that... is strange E: Until the end. Push it down E: Hold it, hold it, hold it all the way in, push it down (both giggle like children) E: I don't understand this brother product (more nasal nightmares) (Ethan Klein coughs™) H: Next up, the shapewear for men E: This is perfect for me because I want to lose weight, but I don't want to diet H: Exactly E: Can you imagine using this in a non-ironic way? E: How resigned are you to your shitty life?

E: If you are willing to walk. E: Also, is this supposed to give the impression that you have six pack abs or something? H: Or like, ten packs E: bro, I HAVE 16 PACKS E: And I don't even lift E: It says I'm going to immediately lose 10 to 20 pounds E: I'm going to be slimmer, stand tall and look Great, let's see what's up here. E: tch, it's not like that, I just look beefier. I look like a damn E: You know what... I look like a cotton cheese boat or something? E: My boobs are more accentuated. E: My stomach is thicker, this doesn't help.

E: Also, can you imagine? E: Imagine your life for a moment. E: Would you really walk like that every day? H: or you come home after a date with a girl and then she says H: what's going on? E: This is my shirt, honey E: You're like... BOOM E: it's e... it's not even that dramatic E: I'm screwed, honey! (Why does it look like Ethan peed his pants lol?) I: Did I cheat on you? I'm Jacked. Let's look! (Why does it look like Ethan peed his pants hahaha?) (The chubby guy shakes) I: I feel like a package of 18% cottage cheese, honey.

E: I feel like a freshly opened carton, sour cream, my dog ​​E: Well, she, the proof is on the shirt, right? H: Yes E: Okay, that's how we did it before H: And we never took it off E: Before E: and after E: Oh, you thought I was slightly overweight E: Turns out I'm actually (reveals chubby) slightly overweight , so (look at that boi FUPA) E: Thanks guys E: Thanks male body shaper for...helping my confidence. E: to look like A COTTON CHEESE CUB WHICH DOESN'T HELP MY CONFIDENCE (Ethan Klein cough™) H: Wear it on your wedding day.

E: Just don't eat H: oh yeah. E: If you care that much about losing 10 pounds. Just skipping a meal H: It's humiliating no matter what (Ethan storms out) H: Imagine living with your parents and putting this in the laundry and having to explain it to your mom. E: Honey, what is this? E: It's my Mormon underwear. Now I'm a Mormon Mom H: Next product, H: It's a body pillow E: Wow, buddy! E: No way, H: This one is for the lonely girls. E: This is for all the ladies! E: I'm... I'm the same person that appears on this pillow (Hila laughs awkwardly) (Ethan leaks the FUPA) E: I'm pretty much the same.

H: That's why I bought it. H: You have like Seven Up and Doritos, E: A rose for my lady, a little Fedora E: Beautiful deep green eyes, may I say? E: Really beautiful eyes. He's got some strong legs E: You know those are some tree trunks over there, buddy (Ethan knocks on the door) E: Hila? H: Don't come in! E: What do you mean by don't come in, what are you doing? E: HILA Are you kidding me? E: With the neck and beard pillow. I'M HERE H: I thought you weren't here! E: Seriously, you prefer this pillow for your neck and beard to me H: Sort of...

E: IT HAS EVERYTHING I HAVE E: I HAVE THE SAME SANDALS AND THICK THIGHS AND GUNS AND MAYBE H: Never you got me a flower (provoked Hila) I: Are their deep green eyes? I: Is that her Fedora? E: What does he have that I don't have? H: It's Ethan's shirt. You don't have my lady E: Do you want me to call you my lady? Hila, is that what you demand of me? H: Yes, and with the flower. EN: You know what? H: You have a tip for me with your hat. E: You know what? They are right.

You're beta cheating on me Hila E: You're straight cheating on me. E: No, ma'am, I won't give you my felt hat or my cap. E: I won't bring roses or anything like that! H: Well, I don't need you anymore! E: Well, see you! E: You lost ALL this good shit bro E: Forever... (closes the door awkwardly) H: Bye bye ma'am WARNING, THE OWNERS OF THIS STORE HAVE COMPLETELY LOST THEIR MIND T-SHIRT Fascinating, Blessed Dad, I've Lost All Respect, Ethan Coughing , Ethan and Hila, Vape Nation. EVERY 10 DOLLARS OFF IS ALMOST 50% COME ON THIS IS CRAZY FOR SOMEONE TO LOCK THESE GUYS UP!

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