The Human Mail Challenge is Stupid

OMG (Civ 5 background music) I'm so hungry. I'm tired. I am alone. I haven't showered in ten days. I haven't made a video in three weeks. Hila is gone. For those who don't know, she went to Israel to visit her family. She only left me multigrain Cheerios. She knows she only eats chocolate Cheerios! I don't eat multigrains! How am I supposed to maintain my FUPA with this mess? *Ethan coughs* We just moved. I don't even have a laptop! That's it, the only thing I have is a phone. And I just... I miss my wife and my husband.

I walk around in diapers, do you understand how humiliating that is? I don't even use the bathroom, the drain still doesn't work. I do not know i do not know. What should I do, call the municipality? Oh my water won't turn on! Can you turn on the water tap so I can go to the bathroom? There's been a piece of shit floating in the bathroom for three weeks since she left. There are two bathrooms in the house and both have... yes, shit floating and peeing. I have to change my own diaper. So I'm sitting here thinking on my own.

And I wonder: ''how can I get to Hila as quickly as possible?'' And to be honest, I'm afraid she will never come back. So I need to do some research and figure out how and what's the quickest way to get to her so I can beg her, "Please come home, I need help changing my diaper." How do I ship?'' Well, let's see what my options are... Apparently a lot of breasts. But this is not the time to do my ding-dong, clearly I've already had plenty of time to do it. Apparently this guy was shipped from the UK to France.

Oh shit. This is a good idea. This guy here: ''Kill them'' Apparently this guy got into a box and he, and he took the box... he went into the sea... ...and sailed towards a box from the United Kingdom. to France. Caramba! So you want to tell me that's possible? This has four million views. And these guys ship in containers all the time. And I'm sitting here...this could really work! Let me see this guy's video! KILL EM: "Hey, this is your friend Kill 'EM, and welcome to today's video!" Ethan: Man, I completely trust this guy already.

I've never seen someone scream and whisper at the same time. KILL EM: "Welcome to today's video!" Ethan: Man, you know right away that this guy has a Minecraft sex dungeon roleplaying server. KILL EM: I'm at the DIY store right now and I'm going through these huge ones. boxes and suddenly an idea occurs to me: Sending a Human Challenge, Part 2 The first time, I sent myself in a box through the post office to my own house. This time, I will send by sea and see where it is. the biggest box they have, I don't know if I can fit in it...

I won't fit in. So my idea is to buy two Girlfriend: same as last time KILL EM: yes, so I had to do it Me too. Ethan: But really, he's giving a message jokingly, as a sign for help. Only normally you'd find a message from a sailor... now he's a guy drowned in a box full of piss and shit. Sounds good. I think Hila would love it. We'll put some screws in here and then this should be big enough for me to fit. We'll go to the beach, I'll get in this thing and then we'll float out to sea and see where we end up.

Ethan: He sounds like David Attenborough's grandson who dropped out of high school to make YouTube videos. KILL THEM: Just float out to sea and see where we end up. David Attenborough: This is an animal I don't need to stalk. This special creature is half blind and half deaf. And this is the fastest he can run. KILL EM: So the reason I chose Dover is because there are so many countries around it. For example, you have France, Belgium, the Netherlands, everywhere. So if something really bad happens, let's say I wander too far away. Then we have land on the other side where I can disembark.

Well, I have my GoPro. Everything is ready. Ohhhhhh Oh God Girlfriend: Oh God, I'm literally in the water, Jesus Christ! So, I put tape around the box. And I also put tape around the holes like you told me. Ethan: One of my problems when it comes to "kid-friendly" videos on YouTube is that they present them as if they are. real, and clearly it's not real and then you're in dangerous territory. Because kids say, yeah, I can also jump into a plastic container, jump into the ocean, and wrap it in duct tape. That's guaranteed death. A terrible death.

The same goes for those kissing jokes. It's like it's not real. And what you basically do is have a bunch of bullies hoping to get a quick kiss with a quick game, right? And now there's this guy...he seems like a good guy, but he's basically killing them. I pray to God that there is no naïve child who throws himself into the ocean for what I promise will be a horrible death. Can you imagine the idea of ​​someone joining those two parts with duct tape? It's very dangerous. I'm having a panic attack just thinking about it.

And at the bottom of the video he wrote: ''Family friendly, suitable for everyone'' I wonder what is more friendly: this video, or one that has a fraction of a percent that your child... ... is dying to meet! love of pizza! For Papa John's beloved man! Just say it's not real, buddy! I mean, he even goes so far as to say, 'I was shipped to France in a box?!'" NO CLICK FEED! This is real, I swear! If you don't believe me, try it yourself! KILL THEM !*Ethan coughs* Boy: I can't find any leaks. We're all ready, so I'm going to pass the rope.

Yeah, that's it, we're free. This is really scary. that I can film. I mean, it's just me. And then I have a fresh new layer where I can do my things. needs. I have to pee, I've had a lot to drink So I'm going to try this diaper Adult diaper, or whatever you want to call them This is really disgusting Here we go *Echoing the guy* adult diapers Because I don't know how long I have to sit there. Michael Rosen: sound *pop* Oh God, hehehehe It's so cute but so embarrassing at the same time *adult diapers and an inspiring message for all of us* Michael Rosen: *inspirational pop* Sound *adult diapers and an inspiring message for all of us * David Attenborough: This special creature is half blind, half deaf, and this is the fastest he can run.

Diaper Boy: Boring, terribly boring, I have nothing to show you, it's super boring here. David Attenborough: This is an animal I don't need to stalk. *diapers, cute* Ethan: Even if this is true, this guy says it himself, it's so boring. He's literally in a box, in a box for 17 minutes. A boat ride is even more fascinating, doing a bit of Titanic, catching a bit of wind, falling in love... Even if I were 8 years old, I would still have a hard time believing that this guy shits his pants. 17 minutes while he is in a container. What is this entertainment like for 4 million people?

Boy: This is

stupid

, this is

stupid

, I can't believe he did this. I can't believe he's alive. And the award for best actor in a YouTube shit and pee fetish porn video goes to: Man: and the Oscar. It's going to... ''Adult Diapers'' *big applause* Boy: I hope everyone enjoyed this video. I will never do this again. Because this was really stupid. Please, I think this deserves a like, leave a comment. Ethan: Guys, more than anything, this deserves a like. A like is the same as a drowned child who tried this at home. How many likes can we get on this video?

I need at least a mini holocaust. A mini holocaust = 2 million likes. Please, can we have a full-blown children's holocaust? 6 million likes if you want! Well, clearly this isn't a good option for me, but you know, there's something I have that Hilia will come back for anyway, so I don't know why I'm so worried. Do you know why I know Hila will come back anyway? That's why *electronic music* juicy butts, *Hila: ''Yes''* *Woo hoo, it's hot in here* Boy: Uhhhhhhh Oh God, I'm getting rid of Ethan's curves *pulling my ding dong* You have curves But you're married and you have a well-trained dog.

Then that's a compliment to you. *Juicy butt music* *Ending music starts playing* Well, maybe he can't send me to Hila, but thank God. I have this Dollar Scheer Club. Starter package they will send me. For five dollars! I can barely hold all these things. This cool razor Interchangeable blades Body freshener And lastly? Wet wipes! Are you kidding me? These guys have thought of everything! Aloe vera? Chamomile? My ass doesn't deserve this! But he still understands it. Get a great product and support the program. Everyone head over to Dollarshaveclub.com/h3h3 to get your starter kit for just $5.

Just a quick cut STOP, STOP HERE! Perfect! *final music* 🍕DAD BLESS YOU🍕