h3h3productions Reacts to Mean Comments on Reddit

Guys, we're finally back from a short trip and what better way to welcome us home than to be number one on /r/roastme of all time. I haven't looked at this thread since we posted it because I wanted to be surprised and I don't know if I should be flattered or horrified that 36,000 people came together to shit in our open mouths. For those of you who don't know what roasting me is, it's a sub

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, on Reddit, where you post a photo of yourself, daring the roast masters of the internet to shit on you as hard as possible.

Why did you have to include me in this? I just didn't even tell Hila. I was like, Hila, take this damn picture with me real quick. She didn't even see what was written on the paper. I didn't know. She thought she said feed African children or something. Well, you know what they say Hila, you roast the ones you love. Or at least that's what I've been telling myself. I never heard that. It doesn't make sense to me either, but I'm just trying to feel better about this. I'm scared, I know it's going to be bad. Also, by the way, before we even opened it, the /r/roastme mods roasted us.

They put "celebrity" in quotes, like what? Markiplier did not receive quotes. At least they said daddy bless them. That's pretty nice. That's actually very nice. Whoever wrote that, dad bless you, dad bless you. Alright buddy, I'm going to click on this shit. We can not? Can we still cancel? We have to click on it, we have no other video ideas! That's all. Make some reaction to something. What's up with Joey Salads? Can't find anything? What's up guys? I'm Joey Salads and today I'm going to do a social experiment. Keep changing the subject, we have to see what's inside this!

What's up guys? I'm Joey Salads and today I'm doing a social experiment. I have to tell you, the photo didn't do us any favors, okay? I think we made it easy for them to begin with. And you wouldn't take a second photo. No need to redo, friend. This is how we do it on YouTube. They are never recorded again. Your relationship is stable because you met Hila there. her because she is saying that you live in a stable. Well, I don't know what a stable is, so... A stable is like where horses live. She's saying you look like a horse, I guess, I don't know.

I don't think you believe it. I think you are beautiful. I think you are beautiful. And by the way, let's not forget that she really congratulated us. He thinks our relationship is stable. There you have it! He says your boy's relationship is stable. Simply, that's all. Then you stop there. Our relationship is stable, I love you Hila, I love you Hila. It's okay, God bless you and it doesn't matter where we met. And FYI, we didn't meet in a barn, we met in a Holocaust museum. I happen to have a pony who is J, R, H, N, B, R.

That's not even an insult, so... That's the biggest compliment you can give someone, buddy. nice This should just be called "Congratulate Me." This sub

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. My pick-up line for you is "How do you like apples?" Why is it all about me? Look, it's just comment one. I'm sure they have a lot coming for me. Well, it's hard to insult a guy because of the way he looks when he walks around like that all the time. What, are they going to call me ugly? Activate Adblock for your videos. That's fucking cold, man. You know what friend? I feel like there's a line in the r/roastme threads that you shouldn't cross.

Ok, and there is a point where it is too personal. You can make fun. from Hila's appearance You can call us "Jews" But there is a point where it is forbidden and it is not cool Ok, shame on you and everyone who voted for you And you can take your thousandth of a cent that I would have earned from your point of view and fuck off That said, everyone please whitelist "

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" on Youtube, it makes a big difference for us, thank you. Well, apparently not, brother, to be fair, roasting Jews has always been very trendy.

Thanks for giving that guy gold. , Adolf Hitler And if it weren't for all the roasting of Jews that happened about 80 years ago, Hila and I wouldn't have even met because we met at the Holocaust museum because of all the roasting of Jews. So if you, I

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, God bless you. You know what I

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? I cannot personally say that Hitler was wrong. I can't say that personally because I know it sounds bad. But we met because Hitler was right. Not Hitler, okay, let me rephrase. Just say. All I'm saying is. That, I get it No, that's not what That's not even a roast, that's fucking obvious, dude.

This, this thread, is the only thing between us and other 100 layer videos. I promise you, friend, this is the only thing it's stopping me from doing. a damn CS:GO browsing video That's funny Yeah But come on- *starts Googling how to put ads in the middle of Reddit posts* I'm not going to message mods to see if they owe us money for this, I think, I think we have some CPM coming to us from this post. Listen buddy Well, the face swap analogy makes sense considering we're brothers. We're twins, so it makes sense that our faces would look the same if they were swapped.

Dead meme Dead meme alert! Oh, and then underneath that has a gold?! Anyone golden just for that Hila? That's a fucking roast. My God! *sad music* Yes Is this a visa marriage? No Okay, you heard it, you heard it here, okay? Marriage is real Are you serious? Did someone gilt that? Do you think my moves are not good, friend? How many white guys have you seen that can do this? I can go sideways, forward, my movements are not good?! That wasn't so good. What did you say? My moves aren't that good. You didn't marry me just for the visa, right?

No, you wouldn't do that, would you? Get off Reddit, friend! I can't believe someone gilded you for that! What a waste of money! That's really funny But, uh It'll take more than that to burn that neck Ha! What the fuck Hila! Which side are you on? Did you write this!? Are you GamersPlayAB Jesus! You guys laugh at how fat, chubby and FUPA I am now, okay, but FUPA memes ended in 2017, I'm on the treadmill, I'm doing a couple of push-ups, a couple of sit-ups, I'm going to screw you. Are you going to make just a couple?

Just a couple, like 2 or 3, maybe a week. That's enough, right? Yes that is good! That is something good! I worry about the health of children, you don't know, I respect the law. I think that's a wonderful comment, I don't even know why it's here. I think they're calling you a pedophile. . Yes, I respect the law, what do you want me to do? Like people are so fucking paranoid about everyone being a pedophile. However, everyone, now people passing through school zones are going to step on the accelerator. I don't want anyone to think I'm a pedophile, you're going 70 miles an hour.

Kids, just because they don't want people to think they're spying on them. Well, if I can run over your child in a school zone, don't blame me. These juicy little babies, buddy? These shakes? Oh, you mean these shakes here? I don't know Hila, how does it feel to have a husband with juicy tits fucking? He also has a thicker butt. That, I will not deny. I'm a fat bitch guy. God gave me a gift, okay? I'm a thick bitch, what the fuck? This comment has 3000 points 3000 points! What the hell! And then he says Ha, with a gold!

I love that shit about Reddit, like if you say something with enough authority and enough detail, enough convention, 3,000 people are like, “Yeah, yeah, that's really interesting.” By the way, that's true, we are in an open relationship. It's just that I still haven't been able to find anyone else to fuck me. What do you think, Hila? Could we kidnap a teenager together? What do you even... like that? What kind of vibe is that, that a teenage girl would run? Yeah, I think it's cute, I think it's cool. I've been trying to attract a teenage girl my whole life, so far it hasn't worked out, I'll take it. as a compliment, Hila is actually offended by that, by the way, I love that he wrote that like David Attenborough or something during a nature documentary.

Remarkable! My lady! My neck! That's right, that's just a statement of fact, honestly, that's not even a roast, I think that's true. Wait, I'm confused, am I the skinny one or are you the skinny one? Because it's saying that one of us is fat and the other is skinny. Yes, I'm the fat one, I'm supposed to be the fat one in this joke, or are you? It's quite strange! Do you think you look like her? You shouldn't have admitted that! You shouldn't have admitted that Hila! That's fucked up! You say, no, what she was going to say is "What, they're just random women with brown hair and olive skin." Wow!

You're not supposed to say, "Oh, wow, she looks a lot like your mother." What the hell! That's embarrassing! Maybe that's it. Exactly, thank you, as I said. Short thread, start again, wow, I don't see the resemblance. They're just two women with brown hair and olive skin. Yes, damn! That is a good one! Ethan steals my food. That's so fucking funny because we're always going out to eat or making dinner. And Hila doesn't, and Hila says, "Why are you so fat Ethan that he doesn't eat?" And what she doesn't realize and what I never tell her is that she never finishes her food.

And I do. I eat a meal and a half, and she eats a half meal, I'm getting fat, she's skinny. literally stealing her rations in the concentration camp known as her house What the fuck! That's just a wholesome meme, it should be featured in wholesome memes, I love it. Thank you for your healthy comment, I appreciate that she is not so fat. You could definitely stick my ass in an oven and burn me alive, I'm not that fat! They could probably stick you in a Papa John's oven Definitely dude, definitely In fact, that's a dream of mine, when I die I want to be cremated on a Papa John's pizza and baked into a pie for all our fans to eat.

Eat that, I wonder. I think Maxmoefoe would throw up then! My dream is that maxmoefoe eats a Papa John's pizza with my ashes and throws up Another David Attenborough meme *cough* It looks like he swallowed a burrito and- *cough* I'm trying to attract you, Hila *cough* Thank you Thank you all so much the ones that came and roasted us Yeah, they roast those they love *sigh* They roast those they love, that's what I'm saying, I'll stick with that. That's the one I'm going to keep. with But I appreciate it, you guys are hilarious, this subreddit is awesome guys.

Go check out our r/roastme, it's really fun, everyone is joking around, not too serious. You handle the ones you love *sigh* *sigh* *deep sigh* I felt like, heartburn, do we have heartburn medicine, Hila? Yes Yes, I'll meet you at the stable, okay? Yeah ok *Ethan on bg* I'll go prepare your feed and your stable feed *H3H3 topic*