YOU WILL BE AMAZED Ft. Dude Perfect

Today, Hila and I face the toughest challenge we have ever had. -in the life! In life, in marriage, and in our entire YouTube career, we have never faced a challenge like this. Today the challenge is... Not to be negative, okay? We

will

do our best not to hate something. Stop hating losers. You are such a hating person, Hila! Why can't you like something? Today we

will

be positive. For the first time in the history of this channel. We found a subreddit called "Be Amazed". I found it and everything in it is incredible. There is nothing bad to say about it.

Let's see if we can be happy for once. - Yes. - You know, be nice... I really doubt it but let's try it. ARREST! Dude, you're already fucking this up! Let's start from the top and work our way down. Do not complain. Here we go: "Job Level - Japan". They make it seem like everyone in Japan is like, fuck... an acrobat. Look at these cute bastards cleaning the window at the same time... - Yeah. - What's the point of that? That accomplishes nothing, it's just from a television show. Japan is not a utopian society. There has to be a better way to do it. - This is basically Dude Perfect in real life. - This is the Perfect Friend!!

This is: Japan is simply the

perfect

country! "We are Dude Perfect, welcome to Water Bottle Flip Edition." ((WE CAN BE HEROES WHEREVER WE GO)) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *unpleasant applause* Have you heard of Dude Perfect? It's basically the country of Japan in a nutshell. Do we have a bottle of water? *Hila laughs* Have you ever heard of Dude Perfect? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ((WE CAN BE HEROES WHEREVER WE GO)) AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT WAS CRAZY, DUDE! *coughs* It's okay. Let's not get negative, okay? Well. We are failing in our own challenge. Oh Lord. Oh my God, I think I'm having a heart attack.

No more Dude Perfect memes... Shit, someone needs to go back to the tape. Pole Dancer Mannequin Challenge? Look at this girl in front, she's already ruining everything. She laughs, she laughs, she moves, I'm not impressed, shut it up. What do you think about the California lake recovering from the drought? This is what happens when you fill a hole with water... I mean... yeah. I guess it's crazy to see. But I'm not surprised, I know how water works. *upbeat piano music* That shit is amazing! Look at that old man's approach! That old man... he's a real criminal!

Wait and the third guy, this guy is also with them. - Well, well, he's there to confuse you. - Yeah. Those guys are SO good! I think it's a four-man operation. How can you literally snatch a phone out of someone's hand? And leave him so confused that you just walk away with it? These guys are geniuses. And then the fact that he's also like an 80-year-old man, you're like, "What?!" And then the plant, which says, "Oh, there's someone there..." Like, Oh my God! Wow, you were surprised! Look, I'm

amazed

, I'm

amazed

. This is way cooler than some Dude Perfect shit.

OOOOOOHHHHHHH (Hila IS supa hot fire) Ok, are you talking shit about Dude Perfect, Hila, because this is going to be a problem? Well, this is a problem. *music and cheering*((WE CAN BE HEROES WHEREVER WE GO)) That was amazing! Don't make me turn this over again. Make another one. Let's see if you're capable. Hila is talking shit about Dude Perfect. *Deep dramatic music* WOAAAAAH AHAHAAHAH OHOHHOHOHOH ((WE CAN BE HEROES WHEREVER WE GO)) That was crazy! *cancerous upbeat music* He probably went to bed right after doing that... - Yeah. - All these girls come from outside the gif. ...she just starts sucking his cock.

That's great, she would suck his cock. If I saw someone do that in front of me, I'd be like, "Okay..." Just give me your cock. - Show me your cock, I'm going to suck it. - You win. *silly happy music* That was really nice, it was quite surprising. CURSE! A little dance? Hey! *silly happy music* - What? - That? That last part scared me a little. It became a psycho moment, like crawling backwards down the stairs. I want to be surprised, but every time I see an extreme athlete kid, you know his parents are screwed. So, on the one hand I'm amazed but on the other hand, like...-His childhood of him? : Missing.

There is no childhood, it has to be sad. The sadness is there behind the astonishment. But, that being said, I'm still amazed. *Happy, silly music* -The seven best swimmers on the planet... -Oh, wow. - Oh God. Are you kidding? -Those guys need to step up their efforts! - That's crazy. Are you serious? Swim faster, losers. Is American? Well, God bless you. If I was from Russia or something, I'd say: *internalized oppression* - What? Americans and their American pride. Pride! ...Hila. Why are you so happy he's American? Why shouldn't you be happy? If I were Israeli, wouldn't you say, "Great, that's great"?

I'd say, "Okay, another Israeli." Pfff. I'm so fucking proud that he's American. I'm not saying other countries aren't wonderful places, but let's see who came in second and third place. ...Not that it matters who came second and third, but let's see. United Kingdom France (THAT'S DISCRINMATORY, YOU DISGUSTING PIG, THAT'S DISGUSTING). Russia is not even on the board. Shit! Dude, that's fucking epic! That's one fucking crazy pogo! Look at his mother: his damn mother is sitting there watching! *clapping* That was sick, man! His grandmother is sitting in a walker in the corner supporting her grandson! Dude, this guy is a pogo master!

NOOOOO! Seriously, this subreddit is Dude Perfect in real life. If it weren't false. OOOOOOOHHHHHH (Hila IS supa hot fire) Dude, this guy is a national treasure. And guess which country this happened in! Russia: YOU KNOW this happened in the United States. *clapping* The best part of this is that Grandma is in the corner, thinking about it. So, Japan repairs a sinkhole in a city in two days. That? That?! Well, I'll take her word for it. Good, corrected, 11 days. - Oh. - Yeah. That's not that impressive, buddy. Damn lie. Clickbait title alert. - Well, the sinkhole is pretty crazy. - What happened there?

Sometimes shit just falls to Earth. So? I swear to God, they're just sinkholes. You do not believe me? Surprise yourself, Hila, ready to surprise you? - As here. Look at this shit. - What the hell is that? How does that make you feel about living on Earth? Oh Lord. Does that make you happy and excited to walk and be on Earth? Just knowing that a giant chasm could open up beneath you at any moment? - It's like... you can't even see the bottom! - Yes. It's like I can at least see where I'm going to fall and die?

You're going to hell. You are simply falling into the infinite void. *cancerous upbeat music* It's like... It's like I just ordered a shot of Jagermeister, I'm just trying to have a drink, man. Can you see it? "Would I just like a Jagermeister, please?" The guy says "sure, no problem." And you're just worried that if he breaks them he'll feel really bad. *cancerous upbeat music* You say, "Can I take that photo? My friends are there waiting." “Yeah, buddy, wait a second…” *cancerous upbeat music* Like “Yeah, buddy, I really want that drink-” “Yeah, I got you buddy” “Got you.” "Can I have that drink my friends are waiting for?" "I got you friend." *cancerous upbeat music* - That was really cool, actually. - Yes.

Good job, friend. But if you do that to me in a bar, I'm leaving. - I'm going next door, just for the record. - Me too. Just because of the anxiety of having to see it and not ruin everything. And who will wash all those dishes? That gives me anxiety. *cancerous upbeat music* I feel like that team just embarrassed themselves. You have to feel ashamed if you are that white team. It's like... you just got screwed. Like if this were Overwatch, I would literally type in the chat "GG NO RE." That's fucking GG. What is this dumb shit?

Oh Lord. You've got a fucking tennis ball strapped to your head, you fucking fool. You need this! I need this! Can we buy this on Amazon right now? I'll be so good at this with one hand hitting that ball and the other throwing water bottles. And I'll say, Perfect Friend, where the fuck are you? *mocking voice* Woo, Woo, Woo, Ha, Dab, yeah guys, check it out! ((WE CAN BE HEROES WHEREVER WE GO)) Hybrid pool? Wow, more like a terrifying nightmare - something straight out of my real nightmares! - Oh Lord! - What the fuck? - That's crazy! - Take a leisurely dip in the pool and then let yourself go out to sea to drown.

I don't know how you can just be swimming at a time like this. Looks like you should shit your pants and get out of there! Hi Dolly, that's almost like a sexual move. Imagine if you put it that way, friend! Just fucking "hello!!" BLOOP I got 'em! This guy takes flexibility to a new... wow, that's not healthy, that's not right, that's not... Specifically, it looks painful! Everyone is standing around looking, what the fuck is this guy doing? As if for no reason, he starts to wallow and shit. Give this guy some money, I don't know, help him.

Help a brother, like this guy is rolling on cement, this guy needs help. What the fuck, he's wearing shoes. Oh Lord. - It's too strange. - Is this like Chinese torture or is it real? Is this dog having fun or is he being tortured right now? I never know. - Yes, I don't know. - It's cute, anyway. -He has shoes on! -He's probably having fun. So do you think we were capable of being positive? It worked? Yes. My problem is that I feel like Dude Perfect would make this whole thing so much better. So I'm wondering why I'm not going to watch Dude Perfect.

Plus every time you see something there's no cheering afterwards... Yeah, how am I supposed to know how epic it is if everyone's not losing their minds? *inspirational flute music* Today I am going to perform my own trick, my dream is to reach the top of Be Amazed. Now look closely, because you've probably never seen anything so interesting before. *choir music* Background: Never let someone tell you that you can't do something. That's how you win! It's not about how hard you hit... It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. You want to change the world, son.

Me too. It all comes down to a simple choice: get busy living or get busy dying. ((WE CAN BE HEROES WHEREVER WE GO)) AHAHAHAAH DUDE, THAT WAS OUTSTANDING! *coughing* Hila, what the fuck- *end music*