Facebook Moms Against Dabbing

: What's up invaders! : That? : That's my- : That's the wrong channel. Start again. What's up, Hilakleiners! Today we are looking at the Facebook of older people. : Oh! That was sick, man! That was a great introduction. Keep going. : That is all that I have. : We've made a couple of videos about our favorite subreddits before, and there are some really great ones. This is probably the one that constantly makes me laugh the most. Hila always hears me laughing here alone and comes running: "What's wrong?" She doesn't want to be left out. She wants laughs. Are you coming for the laughs or the Gaffs? : Um, probably the laughs. : Yeah, it's just pure laughter. : Yes. : And it's almost always this subreddit: "/r/oldpeople

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This subreddit is for the antics of older people who completely missed any wave of technology. You are going to see; It sounds silly, but I swear to God, this is wonderful storytelling. And these... these old guys let me tell you something: they are a fucking riot. So Jo Ann writes to the Green Giant, "Your celery is ALWAYS DIRTY," but celery is always pretty dirty. It's like a root, you just... you wash it. Then they answer and say: "Hi Jo Ann", she could tell she's very old with that name "Jo--" No one has been named Jo Ann in like 70 years.

I'm sorry to hear that we appreciated the comment and I'll be sure to pass on your feedback to the rest of the team. Actually, it's like what to do with those comments; "We'll make sure to rinse our celery more" and then she responds "WHUP TEE DOO!!!!!" Dude, Jo Ann is so wild! : What- what is whup tee doo? Like-: It's like, wow, good for you! Like, who cares, wow! That's old people shit. At the turn of the century, whoop-dee-doo used to be a word fight in the street. Yes, if you fell: Really? A cry in the streets awaits some trouble. (Hila: ok) So Jo Ann is definitely throwing down the gauntlet to the Green Giant and I have to tell you, Green Giant, if you're watching this, wash that disgusting celery, just rinse it, you damn savages. *instrumental* Police group post, probably a local police force, okay?

A woman died and her four children were injured after an accident in Valle Blanco. Very dark guys, very real, this is... this is serious, people lost their lives, let's be serious. Sharon writes a post with a dog saying hello to GoHODBYE. A woman died and her 4 kids were injured and Sharon posts this dog, this cute dog waves goodbye and the dog is really happy, you know what I mean? As if the dog was really happy to say goodbye. Bye bye! :What were you trying to do and it went wrong? : Well let's see if we can get some ideas because let's see if we can get some ideas because someone says this seems a little inappropriate and says I'm sorry I don't know how to delete it but I'm still learning.

He's still learning, but he knew how to find the goodbye dog emoji. : There's something very rude about that goodbye : No, it's fucking horrible! This cute dog... there's something special about the way that dog just dismissed the death and destruction of an entire family of people. That dog in a clean wave, just crushed the whole family. The pain was nothing compared to the pain of the dog lying down. Dude, at that moment if they... if the kids had seen that, they would have said, I wish I died in that accident too. Because Sharon just destroyed my entire life with that dog wave, goodbye.

I wouldn't mind having that dog on my tombstone. I don't want a eulogy, I don't want an epitaph, I just want this dog to wave goodbye "Goodbye!" ♪ Rump doopy doopy dah ♪: Jennifer says "The love of the sun": "Who wouldn't! Oh wait, me since my lupus diagnosis: *Sad face*: Oh God. : Jesus, tone it down, it's just a picture of their cats.: Older people's Facebook is pretty dark.: It's a little dark. These old people like to touch the end of their lives, they're just throwing some fire: Really dark comedy. Real shit. *Ethan Mating Call*: "That lasagna looks crispy!" "That's my daughter!" : No way... : I'm not sure I dabbed correctly.

Can you dab? : We should check the Facebook page. Ethan: But can you dab? Hila: No. Ethan: Dab! Hila: I can't. Ethan: Are you a Christian mom? Hila: I'm a Christian mom! Grab my arm! Then she replies, "I'm fine, so yeah! You're against

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! Good. Hila: How is this real?! Ethan: This is real. This is on Facebook RIGHT NOW! We just find this! This is not from the subreddit, it's just a new meme. This is what happens when you open Facebook! "If there are obvious signs, you may have to look for an exorcist because he is the only one who can help." Thank you for seeking our help." Hila: Oh my god.

Ethan: What?! Hila: Make us laugh and pray for us throughout this terrifying journey. --What? Ethan: It's just a touch! Shit ! Hila: The devil is playing. Ethan: But I like how she talks about her OWN son! She says, But t-- They're suggesting, "But there's a good chance that if they touch it too many times, they might just touch it." you want--" Hila: "Bye." Ethan: --let it go." You MIGHT want to send him the, uh, Together: "Death in the Family." Ethan: Yes, "I'm still learning." Sean isn't sure where to write his password. Is that it? Sean Spicer, for God's sake?!

Is it Sean Spicer? He is verified, who is he? He did it twice! That's SEAN SPICER! ON TWITTER! Nooooooo! This is the best! He probably has direct messages with the president talking about launch codes. I've fucked up *my* DMs, imagine what HE has! and then he says: Hila: What?! Ethan: Jesus! Hila: God, these people are rude! Ethan: TWO likes! I thought in the 50's everyone was nice and polite and then all the kids came and it ruined it, yes they were wearing 50's clothes. Something else happened. That shit was good in the fifties. They've seen some shit since then.

They should have said everything in capital letters. whoopty-doo whoopie doo motherfucker, can you stand so much sexy? I think I can. handle all that sex grandson looking good love you grandma No it didn't turn out well sometimes I feel like older people talk about their children or grandchildren in a way that is a bit like what they would be like if I were your age it would come out Did you ever hear that before buy from an elderly person? I'm not sure, it's like eh, it doesn't sound right. I can't stand so much sex. The grandson looks like a stud, even though he used to work at Walmart.

He did it for 10 years. Thanks for your support, we're happy to have you as part of our team, shut up, damn this guy goes out of his way, thanks for being part of our team, shut up good because he didn't have a good time at his Walmart, like, damn eh, why? What about you? I regret answering you trying to be nice. Hi Rayma, I'm glad you're my friend. I'm glad we're friends too. That's healthy, but it's a lot of fun until it's apparently two grandmothers talking to each other. Hila, I'm glad we're friends. me too. This woman printed out 15 pages of Facebook posts and only reads the comments on the subway, oh my god shit, that's fucking interesting, like a Facebook newspaper.

Yes, you don't have a smartphone, but that can't be profitable. I'm, that's expensive. I recently just paid six hundred dollars for photocopies. I know it's not cheap. It might be cheaper to just get a cell phone plan with data. It's super interesting. I never, anyway, never thought it ever existed. It blows my mind oh this one is great yeah so this one guys please listen to this nine year old boy with the voice of an angel sings with incredible grace while this is his son no it's not okay , they should be very proud of it. Not my son Bill, regardless, you have a lot to be proud of, thank you Bill, he is so healthy, so cool, I still love him.

I stick with my first statement, you should be proud, you have a lot to be proud of and she agreed to thank you. fucking gold my sister in law died in flames her bible was next to her bed on a stand burn mark on the bible incredible miracle of god yes wait what someone died when is it a miracle the bible didn't burn but her sister did burn alive and it's a miracle It's incredible, they all died, oh my God, my sister-in-law died in a fire. Her Bible was next to her bed on a stand. There is no burn mark on the Bible.

An incredible miracle from God. Do you think God would have saved your sister-in-law? -law stood burning her to a fiery death, holy shit, Beverly, you're the fucking champ. I love your optimism. I got eight likes. Yes, I love her optimism. Well guys, I feel like I definitely have something to look forward to. I can not wait. To be part of this exclusive community, you are no no. I will fit perfectly in this is my vocation. I want to be a member of the old Facebook and you can't stop me. I'll just answer no to every post.

Oh, you, you. Are you trying to get off my old Facebook? Do you want to face me, friend? Anyway guys, thanks for watching so much, and bye! I hope no one in your family has died, but if so, I only have one thing to say. Play with us DeathInTheFamily.png