Fantasy Football Stereotypes

What about them, the Cowboys, Tony Romo, the first pick, how does your fancy team look this year? Miles Austin Jason Whitten Dez Bryant dude we're stacked guys let's do this hey do your research Ronnie did you bring enough stuff with you? You plan to run to the ship this year by my calculations I have this figured out hey I know you didn't accept my trade for Aaron Rodgers because you offered me Cole Beasley. I'm going to eat the steaks. I'll give you this 20 and my two robes, no. I don't want your scrub, how about 20 on this mic?

Jersey, baby, no, I'll give you those two players, Aaron Rodgers and this iPad, don't be so selfish. God thought about it, what's wrong with my car? No, take your car, take yourself. seriously and go home and work with what you have all new here guys everyone is ready to go let's go ahead and pay before the draft buddy what is this? It's an IOU, he's as good as money Doug, I still have yours from last year. still good, also new rule, we're going to move forward and we won't have runners, they bore me so we won't have them, hey Ty, good news, the hot dog is ready, wait, bad news, I beat you by one in

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this week and your kicker missed a field goal, yeah, you're terrible, man, I read that wrong, you beat me this week, all that for nothing, idiot, oh, Larry Fitzgerald, touchdown, those six

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points, come on Take this shirt, friend, why do I hate people like you, whose choice is it?

Come on, don't tell me, friend. Dumb auto pick Adrian Peterson, yeah that sounds good, take it, I gotta go. Auto pick again. Tom Brady, you've got to be kidding me. Welcome to the team. Tom, now I think I'm going with Justin. Blackman, I just have a feeling here, that's all, Mark Sanchez, love bugs are behind him, seriously, I have a great feeling? What kind of feeling is it that hey, the pizza is here, special delivery, pizza on the way, bro? I had four drafts last night, crazy

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, it's not fantasy. okay, it's real life hey Mark, can I get some orange juice? hey, everyone wants some orange juice, yeah, hey, thanks four orange juices, she'll get it out, you'll end up finding a job sometime, yeah, I'm a coach, 17 fantasy leagues full. time, yes, full time, it's my career, I'm going to take, uh, Robert Griffin, the third one that's always an injury.

Pro Dez Bryant definitely does it because of an injury. Betty gets injured, she won't have an injury, what a waste of choice, Noob friend, taking you down on this. week in fantasy I'm not too worried about that no she had three empty spots on your roster oh up I can't believe I didn't update my lineup stupid Sunday deadline I never wake up on time How do you say goodbye to Aaron Rodgers and Ray Rice? week in the same league I talked to you last time on the message boards you went, are you serious? You thought that crossed the line.

Post to the message board this week. I'm playing Corey. You're bringing his mom into this. Threatening to remove all the labels from her cans in the pantry, you're going to toast all of his bread and put it back in the package, God, what's wrong with you? I can't find Joe Montana or Roger Staubach anywhere on this computer, you know? What is an automatic eraser. I don't want to cast Adrian Peters. I'm going to pick that guy Tim Tebow because he came and spoke at our church. Finally, man, where you've been meeting with my sources, I had to jump through some hoops. but this year we will be playing for a Texas A M

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helmet autographed by Johnny Manziel.

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