Swimming Pool Stereotypes

Guys, wake up. We've been sleeping for six hours. You have a phone on your chest. No. Oh, look how burned it is. Oh no. I have a dog on my chest. Hey, want to play a quick game? Are we going at half speed? Yes, casual? Yes. I just don't want to get my hair wet. You're never going to catch me. Oh man, I can't believe people think The Lord of the Rings is boring. It was a great movie. 'Sup ladies? You know I have $2.00 off nachos, right? Six more weeks of this and I'll be a Brazilian bronze.

Very well, the ladies will be here in an hour. Nothing impresses them more than a good diving catch. Hmm, that's a good point. Has anyone here outgrown high school football? Or you know what? I'll just be the quarterback. OK. Wow, that's some good ball security. Look at the size of that man's hand. I didn't even know you were going. Oh my mistake. I say we let the big hands try it. Well, when you throw it, you really want it to hit right over your ear and then let it come out of your fingers. Is that what you just did?

That's what... well, that's how you're supposed to do it. Mine was a little... I'll try it my way. He kind of took my breath away. That one wasn't bad. That was decent. Do you want some? You obviously don't take the sun seriously. Well, I guess I don't take it seriously. Did you come in like this? Obviously not. First I have to let this crust cover. I'll be there in a couple of hours. Okay, see you in a couple of hours. Oh, that's hot. Oh, here comes the worst part. No no. Are you OK, friend? Oh, it's hot. (SCREAMS) Sup man?

I'm going to cool off. Oh. Oh Lord. Hey, he did it. It's good to be with you. Hey wait. That? Dude, you forgot to take off your shirt. I did not forget it. I also forgot my sunscreen. It's okay, they're all guys. Yeah, none of the girls are coming. Well buddy, that's not really the reason. Chlorine makes shirts feel great. Yes. Ha ha, this is amazing. Come on, yes, we are the t-shirt brothers. And to think you discovered it by accident. Yes, by accident. (LAUGHTER) How many laps do you want? Triple salchow, double arial, what are you thinking?

I like triple salchow. Mom, mom, I'm about to jump on the diving board. I won't go until my mom looks. Are you ready? Hey, mom, feel my splash. Mom, you're not looking. 1, 2, 3, okay, wait. No, I can't go back now. You have to go, Spence. Come on. Enter the water. Come on, Spencer. Belly drop, belly drop. She has done it. She has done it. Oh. I can't believe I just did that. My phone is in my pocket. Oh. Get a bag of rice. Oh, and my wallet. Oh friend. Thats not all. My laptop. Oh. I had all my photos in case my phone got wet.

Hey, I saw a couple of kids running around the

pool

earlier, and there's a sign very clearly that says "no running." His son had a snack about 10 minutes ago. Yeah? And now he's in the

pool

. You are paying attention? Do I need to handle this? Because I can handle it. What did you say your name was? I am Karen. Yeah, I thought that's what you said. I have everything? Yes. Fresh. Great, Chad's here. Oh hello. Wow. You...? Aren't we going to the pool? Hey man, do you care? My kids are trying... Save it, bro, I have three games left.

Oh I'm sorry. I lost my balance. Just kidding, I never lose my balance. So how long have you been here? About 15 minutes. 15 minutes is an adequate time to be somewhere. I've seen this before. She wants me to save her. Oh, the water is like bathwater. Me, she was going

swimming

. I just ate an hour ago. Oh, there are children here. I'm out. Too cold at the bottom. Too hot in the shallow end. Ha, the mid end feels great. I should have done the whole pool this way. What the hell...? Oh. Welcome. Hey. There is a rule to enter the pool.

Avocado pencil dive. I. Ah, ah. Alright. Fight against deer. What's up with all the floats? Are you serious? Oh man, who forgot to dry their hands? Give me some of those. This is still good. Oh, Doritos. Oh yeah. Still good. Guys, why are we sitting? It's pool day. Let's start with some sharks and minnows. I have a game we could play, the silent game. I expected this kind of attitude. I'll be right back. OMG... It's the best pool toy, baby. Look how much horsepower it has. Honey, the pool will be closed for about a week. (SCREAMS) Everybody out.

I should have hired a pool boy. Take care of your six. Will serve. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. You shot me in the eye. Hey, the food is almost ready. Do you want me to open my gifts before or after? Hey? My gifts. I didn't tell them to bring gifts. We don't have gifts. There are no gifts. Oh no, for my birthday? You know, girls dream about their wedding day. I thought little kids dreamed of their 30th birthday party. It's 31. Yes, did I say on the invitation that your presence is present enough? No, you didn't. I think I'm going to be scared.

Okay, soda? I have... No, no, no, no. I can get you some water. I think I'm going to explode. I brought fresh fruit, Oreo cookies, double stuffed. You love double stuffing. I can feel it coming. I'm not even going to try to stop it. Did you know? I think I'll have a drink. Well here. Let me see that. How come they didn't see it coming? Hey, happy birthday, T. The party's back on, guys. Yes, he is a modern hero, a modern hero, a modern hero. I'm going to swim. Happy birthday, T. I didn't tell you to bring gifts.

Oh, buddy, I'm so sorry. Get out of the pool. Hurry. Let's party guys! Arrest. Five trucks were needed. Because? What's up, guys? Thanks for watching. If you're not yet a Dude Perfect subscriber, click here so you don't miss any new videos. If you want to check out the DP Gaming channel yourself, click here, watch Sparky and sometimes a few of us join in. If you want to see the latest video, click here. Signing out for now. Hit it, head, see you around.