Camping Stereotypes

Hum, half cooked and with a golden crust. Yes, of course, burned to the core. That's more. That's nice, guys, first anything else? I found dinner. Bruce is making chili tonight. Bruce is weak. I'm having lizard. We will be eating in no less than a week. It is a small soft-shelled turtle. Oh, in Indonesia they cook these things well and these little shells become French fries. I have it. Oh ha ha ha, I got it. What do you want to do? I don't know. We could go hiking. Are you serious? I'm from the campsite next door. Did he just suggest going on a hike?

Yes. What are you going to do in the end, just turn around and walk back? Not today, skeeters. I'm not going to take any risks. That was perfect. I want to make fun of you, but this is brilliant. Amazing work. Do you want to go call an animal? Yes, yes, dizzying, dizzying. This will incorporate virtually anything that has antlers. What's wrong with this place? Dude, you can never put your campsite facing the tree line facing east. You won't have a breeze. Friend, water... leave your bags. No, pick up your bags. What about high tide? Unless you have a bow in that suitcase, we're not staying.

It is a painted bunting or a golden-cheeked warbler. Stupid of me. That's a tufted titty mouse. Bubblegum dad, I found the devil's staff. Beagle grass. It is quite a weeping willow. Rest in peace. Well, I will be, a Montezuma bald cypress. Let's meet again. Man, it sure would be cool if we had some music or something. I was really hoping for some peace and quiet. Did you know? I brought my guitar. Let me, guys, play with you. I just learned a new song. Take me to the ball game. Support, support, support, support the home team. Are you a big fan of original music?

I wrote this one. Sometimes I feel like the rain is washing my soul. Ah, ah. Hey man, do you mind if I play? Hey. Yeah, share the love, you know? Oh thanks mate, that's pretty impressive. Oh. Oh my. Are you serious? What's that? I think there are bees in my store. It could have been a Sasquatch. Hey, honey, are you pooping? It is definitely a mammal. Now this is

camping

. If you have to go to the bathroom, use the dust bath. Mastery is for me. The best part of the day. I've been

camping

wrong all my life.

Is incredible. Woo, socks and sandals is not the ideal footwear combination for this terrain. Mind if I put my tick... Guess I'm going to camp right here. It's like endless spaghetti. Hey, Jack Pot, for my pots. We just received a fresh basil plant near our campsite. Oh, hey, guys, I've done it. I have built a tent. I have camped. That is a basil that is hotter than normal. At the end of this, they'll call me Camper Ty. Oh! Wow! Oh! I'm dying. Oh, it feels great here. Am I the only one who brought a portable air conditioner?

Good thing I brought my fancy straw filter. Oh, that's sharp. Where's Cody? Hmm? Where's Cody? He went to sleep inside in the air conditioning. Sir, shall we sleep outside in the tents? It will be fun. Did you go sleep inside on the couch? Are you kidding me? Selfish camper. No, I was trying to make room for them in the store. Liar! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't get angry now. Oh, I'll go get donuts, donuts. You love those. I'm on keto. No! No! No artificial light! No! Do you know what we should do? That?

Open some windows for air conditioning. The firewood comes in hot. You can never have too big a fire. No! Here we go. Oh! Wow, these interior windows are much stronger than I remember. No! My dog ​​is there. He's probably going crazy and pooping himself again. How selfish of me. I forgot the food. I forgot the chili I made you last night and you didn't even take a bite. I think this room could use some color! This is my version of the Sistine Chapel. This is what I like to call my Jackson Pollock masterpiece. No! Come on!

Are you kidding me? Yeah! Oh! I will never camp with you again. That smells terrible! Okay, everyone, have a drink. Let's set up camp. Grab that end over there. Yes, now is a good time. Dude, there's a frog over here. Ah, why do we do this? Is there really no place to plug my Xbox in? It is too hot. Do I have to cook the bacon? Oh. Oh. How am I supposed to cook a hot dog without a microwave? There's no way I'm going to be able to sleep. I can't believe I had to pay you to come do this.

Friends, this is going to work out. I'm not going to lie, guys. I'm getting a little tired. It's a joke. I could do this for days. Mission accomplished. The perfect fire is built with a base of tipi twigs. You've lost your mind? Go get some twigs the size of your pinky, no bigger. That's how they do it in the Boy Scouts. Finally, ha, we're camping. Oh, I hate this. Leave. Although you all had a great time. Aren't you going to stay and carve with us? Oh this. It sounds like a pterodactyl. Well, there are a lot of ants on top.

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