Cell Phone Stereotypes

If the ostriches can't be here by 3:00, we won't be able to use them. OK Bye. Friend, what happened to you? Motorcycle accident? Uh oh, I broke my

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over the weekend. Oh. Yes, I have yet to use it. It's really not as bad as it seems. You can still hold it. You can touch it. But definitely don't slide it. Eight is seven, six is ​​five. All other buttons are the same. Congratulations. You just won a free cruise. Well, what a genius. Let's get on the boat. Hi, I'm Jennifer calling you about your car's extended warranty. Well, my goodness.

Let's extend it. I don't feel it. I'm so sorry, man. Very sorry. I'll just do it, okay? Yeah! Oh. Oh. No. Oh no. Ah, what are the possibilities? Oh please tell me the front didn't break? No. I like fun things. Oh, sorry man. You had to be here. I'm here. I already moved it. He's in the abyss now. You can't just go back. He's gone forever, friend. I can't believe it, just... no way. What was it? Hey oh friend. I'm sorry. I don't even know where I put it. Can you call him please? We are calling it.

Don't all call him at the same time. Ty looks below. We're ok? He's not down there, but what's down there is remarkable. Oh, he is silent. Guys, if you take off your shoes, you will feel the vibration. Ah, I found it. Yes. Burst. Ah, N64 Battle Pack. However, he has the same vibration patterns. I'll see you in the car buddy. We only gave it an hour. Dude. That? Oh man, I can't thank you enough for recommending that hemorrhoid cream. He has helped enormously. My sister has 15 warts on her hand. We're trying to figure out how to get rid of them.

Floor two, please. Friend, I discovered another crazy thing. Are you listening to my

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call right now? You know that's illegal. Damn. Hey man. What's happening? Hey. Wait, are you in the bathroom right now? That? But. Definitely not. That would be... Hey, is the water running? Yes. I left the office early to go fishing. Can you send me a photo of the fish? No. No. No. FaceTime? Hey, big dog. What's good, handsome? What do you need? Oh, I just wanted to see your face. I'm organizing my underwear. My phone is at 1%. If I ever lose you... oh.

Hey, don't do that brother. Not...hey, real quick? I have to let the dog out. Don't move a muscle. I'll be right back. You called me by the way. Dude, this is like the fifth time he's called today. Are you underwater? That's really something impressive. I know you can't hear me, but don't ever call me again. Oh diaper bag. 4:54 on a Saturday the 13th. I have some illegal dumping activity going on right now. Hey. These gentlemen are invading private property! Oh! And we are live. I'm not going to leave the Lord. He was filming them. This is a citizen's arrest.

This is a citizen's arrest. Looking for the best coffee shop, boom. Just there. Hashtag, sponsored. Not precisely. I'm not sponsored yet. But put on a show and don't even try... They love me. Everybody loves me. Hey, Gar. Is it okay if I add you to the paintball group text? I appreciate the invitation, man. I think it passed. They are the paintball guys. Seventh grade, your birthday party, we had a lot of fun. That was about 20 years ago. I added you. You are inside. See you Saturday. Sparkling!! People on Facebook, check it out. This is incredible. Hey Hey hey.

Calvin. Calvin. Check out this concert I was at last year, buddy. I paid a lot of money for these seats. Watch this. That sounds like a broken washing machine, buddy. Seven minutes left, honey. Let's make something happen. No. No, the market doesn't close for two hours. East coast, I have plenty of time. Be patient. Do you bring food? Yes, I brought sauce. I bought the dip too. I just bought the dip. which one did you get? He brought chips and salsa. Oh I got it. Oh, it's still going down. It's still going down. Oh, come up.

Goes up. Yes. Lunch is on me. Time is money right now. OK? If I was invited to an elementary school graduation, I would get up on that stage and say: ETFs, stocks, cryptocurrencies, all in one place. SoFi app. Microphone drop. And I would leave the stage. And that is the best advice I can give you. Please respect the game. Yes. No. I'm number one on the team. I am number one on the team. We are at a conference. Yes, that's your phone. What song is that? One for the team. No, I don't have your phone. It is your telephone.

It's right there. It was in your front pocket. This little knob here, silent mode. Let's live life that way, huh? Green bubbles? Who has Android? Jonas. I tried to give you an iPhone and you still refused. Another vote for Jonah. Green is my least favorite color. Jonas. One more vote and you will be removed from the group thread. Jonas. We return to the blue bubble boys. Who wants to change the group name? Spider-Man 3. 10 minutes. Come on. I accidentally called my uncle. Just a second. One second. Hey, did you want to call? What kind of question is that?

Of course I wanted to call. I was worried that you had accidentally called me or something. No, not you, Uncle Remus. Guys, you have to go back to Georgia. This old catfish showed up and just scooped up the water from the surface. You wouldn't believe the trees have gotten taller since you were here last. I would not do it? No. But I don't know if you remember that girl, Katie Funchess, that you used to date in first grade. I'll tell you what... Ah. Hello. I don't have service unless I'm on the road. hold on. Can you hear me?

I don't know, I can't see it now. Well, I had to go back there and look. They have a candle lit at the fireworks stand. We're lighting these fireworks. Let's try them. You have to make sure they work. We don't sell cheap fireworks around here, they are quality fireworks. Oh, oh. Dude! Can I speak to a manager? Hello, big daddy. Do you want to talk to him? And I lost you. What seems to be the problem sir? You. Not only will you not buy fireworks at my fireworks store, but you will also never buy one in this county or this state.

You have the audacity to show up on my property after what you've done to my family and my life? Get out of here right now. No. Oh. You better get out of here. That's mine. Oh, come on. That's my grandfather's fireworks stand! He's had it since 1904. Oh, no. We are not going. Remember that koalas arrive at 2:00. So... Bean sales are through the roof. is really. Can anyone find out whose phone it is? Whoever it is on the phone, you're fired. Wait, guys. I'm sorry. Actually it was me. The koalas are here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's the worst ride ever, so ugly and flat.

The only thing worse is that from Amarillo to Albuquerque. Nice shot, buddy. I highly recommend taking lessons. Honey, if you want to take piano seriously, you have to take lessons. Friend, could you update your phone? Because? This one works fine. What is that, the original iPhone? Look how small this is. It looks like a pager. Is that the iPod app? If I want to listen to Goo Goo Dolls, I just click on them. Wait. Is loading. Sir, would you mind holding that for a second? I have trouble seeing it. Could you back up a little bit?

Right over there. Brilliant. Thank you. My son got a penguin. I just couldn't see the word. Oh, wow. Congratulations. He only uses my credit card. It's three... Wait, wait, wait shh. Dude. They are listening. What are you talking about? See this. Yeah, thanks for coming, man. I've been meaning to take up a new hobby these days. I've been thinking about getting into soap carving. They listen to everything. What was that credit card number anyway? Oh, it's six past three... What's new with you? I'm glad you asked. They are my granddaughters, my grandson, my family on the beach.

This was a great story. This guy bought this one at auction. The brother-in-law who is sheriff of Ellis County is interviewed after the tornado. Do you have 12 photos of the land? Yeah, that's how I roll. Three, six... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Spike ball Yo Gar... Dude, I can't do this. We had to call for reinforcements. Sometimes you need someone to drop a phone. And the poor thing just couldn't do it. Third person. Could you get some credit? Many thanks to our friends at SoFi for sponsoring this video. Sign up for a SoFi Active Invest account where you can earn up to $1,000 to buy stocks, ETFs, trade cryptocurrencies, and more.

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