Failing Out Of Kindergarten. Dennis Regan - Full Special

drinks now. People make their own drinks. You just have to give them a cup. I mean, when you shake their hand. you give them a cup when you give them a cup it makes your fingers just put it inside the car that is turned off, that's our policy, then you give them a bag of food and that's it, no need to say thank you because you wrote that on the box of garbage, yes, we carved it in the garbage box, you will see that when they clean up after themselves, we have a set greeting, although the greeting is written, you can't say hello your own way, you have to say it's like that, why?

Don't try it, try it young man, okay sir, what are you doing here? Not completely, but you'll understand. You know, if I go to Burger King, if I get an order of onion rings, there's always a couple of fries mixed in. There with him always, but I go to buy chips, there is never an onion mixture mixing them, are they in the same pile? Right, I'm baffled because they're reliable, you're hungry and you're in. You're in a hurry and you're looking at the guy working back there and the way he moves you're pretty sure he's underwater.

It makes me sleepy to see them work. I get up there. I am falling asleep. I'll have a hamburger. What time is it? sometimes I'm wrong again look, screw them, you know, yeah, I'm going to get a pretty good mcwhopper, yeah, a beef whopper with mashed potatoes and a Heineken, the biggest, Heineken, oversized, the biggest , you know, what makes it a Schlitz, can I change my order? Don't ever try to change your order man, they look at you like, and they rewire the Pentagon, we have a situation here, we have a Code Red, yeah, this man is not going to eat the things he originally said he would eat, what is he supposed to? what should I do? now he presses the buttons show me which ones change alt and to remove an escape start again welcome Ernie what do you want?

Get it right this time. This is hard. What I'm doing hard. Burger King, they don't care about the

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order, right? pickle that's their slogan that's not their slogan that's nothing that's why I'm not in the business of writing slogans do it your way that's their slogan do it your way that's still there look, you know, I like to do it Burger King, you know, you know what I want, I want a lot of cheese, but I want the top bun on the bottom and on the bottom, but every once in a while, yeah, that's my way.

I want the top bun on the bottom, the bottom on the top, don't think you can flip. It's upside down. I know the difference and I want you to cut it into eight pieces like a pizza. I'm going to eat it with a fork. You have sparks, I hope. And we have sports. This time I saw a sign outside McDonald's, the big sign. marquee or whatever it says now hiring apply inside yes apply inside apparently they've determined there's a big problem become a potential employee she's driving right by potential yes I'd like to get a job at McDonald's but where are you going to apply?

I don't know, I think you go to the center in the Sheriff's Department, it's all political, it's who you know, someday I'm going to put this hiring query in some pretty fancy language for a Taco Bell, right? It's like Shakespeare wrote the damn sun. I just want to go there is the manager inside I will handle your manager where he introduced our manager surely within the confines of these walls to make sure of lupus or not to make sure of lupus I was here yesterday without success ask within the consultation and I guess it will be It's good that you are going to resign, you must give me fifteen days' notice, you already know that I will not return, you have been good, we have to finish.

I have a Jazzercise class to attend. I appreciate you coming. go out and be a big crowd Provo first time here yeah I like it you know anything I know I don't I can't stand people nice view every time they put me in a good hotel which I appreciate but they screwed up My reservation. I had requested a non-smoking double room. They put me in a double smoking room without a bed, but I'm not complaining. I just sit on the floor and smoke two pipes. Some hotels need to improve their signs a little. I saw a hotel it had a big sign out front that said Color TV, they brag about having color TVs but no one has made a black and white TV for decades, there's only one guy in the parking lot, honey go see him and look if I really have color televisions in that place look what else they have look if they have hot and cold running water my hotels are nice and I was in the elevator there is a sign on the elevator that says maximum capacity twelve people twelve people someone needs Tell you guys at the elevator company that the plural of the word person is people, they're not people, right, said boy Otis, he makes all the elevators in the country, he's good at that, not so good with language, I guess, Hey, Otis, what should we put? on this sign, but with a maximum capacity of twelve people, it doesn't matter if you like six men and six women, yes, the specificity is not important, it is totalitarianism that should worry you, it can be ten men or two children, just put 12 people on the sign. let's get out of here the pool the hotel pool had a similar feel to it's maximum capacity 180 people we really need legislation for that sort of thing this is not some kind of government per se no most of us are just left behind no we don't I don't want so many people deployed to me.

It won't be refreshing to hit other people's arms. The skin moves. I have the legal right to be here. Hit the elbows. Does it move. I did a count like in the bathroom, in the bathroom stall. We do not put up a sign that says maximum capacity for one person. I only see the shoes that I keep moving. I do not call. They must remember one more president there. Well, I'm about a 34 waist. wonderful thanks for being so kind