Crazy Gym Horror Stories (MATCH GAME)

welcome to good and mythical more we are going to give a motivational speech listen to someone who travels from the airport by train with like four suitcases okay listen, you got on the plane with your suitcases you managed to get off the plane with your suitcases It just so happens that later you You get on a train with your suitcase and this is when you will start to wonder what I can give up, what is not important and it will probably be that suitcase with the extra underwear in it, listen, my mom always said. I pack some extra underwear and not once about shitting my pants while traveling and I've never needed it so that six suitcases, the fourth full of extra underwear and panties leave that behind, why do you think you're going to shit yourself? in the pants? many times anyway suitcases where the mom really creates fear, I'm telling my what I'm doing, oh, I shit my pants, I shit my pants one time on the way to Dollywood, come in, get the whole family in the car, yes.

I went around with the world of my big house, even though it was underwear, you know what you know, you know what I went to Dollywood, you have to wear the sweaty sweaty bands, oh God, is this when it's, oh yeah, it's Well, I smell it. Come down, come down, wow, there you go, wow, bighead, she says it's true, yeah, it smells like someone who's been working on a chair. I'm going to switch to the chase so you're not right behind me on the log ride, getting to an actual log ride. You know, guys, so the body bidet, so I understand there's a record, right, Mom, look at that man.

Each of you has a gym

horror

story. Yes, and we have them written here, we neither confirm nor deny them, and we have to

match

it correctly. I read the first one. She was in the sauna at the gym and a naked old lady walked in and started eating an egg salad sandwich. Out of the corner of my eye I saw movement and then realized that a swarm of cockroaches were literally coming out of the wood around me. his legs, I told him he didn't flinch, presumably he continues eating the egg sandwich, so this is it, that was it, in the sauna, sauna, steam room, I'm confusing you, the steam room is not a sauna, sauna dry, I like wood, wooden slats and I like coal in the corner corrects the steam room with the naked people, you know, I wouldn't get as cold as that guy, like the miners always did to keep warm.

I know, so I guess she's a lady, how can you have ethics? Oh cockroaches come out of nowhere in a sauna because cockroaches love egg salad when they need them, so that's very disturbing. I can't even believe this story is true. Who would live with Bailey? She didn't flinch. I went to a gym in Ohio. She had mixed things like that, like saunas and it was where you could get naked. No, it wasn't like being naked. Everyone needed to stop feeling weird about everyone's bodies. I was like the ropes they provided us. To get over that before we all get naked together, although you have to get over just being naked and then you can get over being naked with everyone else, what a quick way to do it, though as just exposure therapy the first time I was. to a small spa that is like a Korean spa.

Well, I thought, "Oh my God, bodies of all kinds, but it's not mixed, no, no, but I wish I'd never seen someone's naked women in a room, yeah, and I liked it so quickly." It was like that and it's like when I was a kid, I was really weirded out by all the naked women in the YMCA locker room because that's how it was, but now I feel comfortable with it and I can give it back to the kids, there's an aging right there, what they feel , that's acceptable, right, look at me carefully, look at your future, you guys are great, you know when I was 12 I tried to flirt with a boy by going too fast up the ladder, obviously? slip and break a tooth, oh okay, can we see a 12 year old at the gym?

Can we see them both smile? I'm like smiles, just okay, I was born with a boy on a Stairmaster, break your tooth, damn, I'll tell you, yeah, a woman. in Stairmaster he does it for me, so I understand this sulemani even better. I love a woman who looks like she's going places, but not places, if you want to walk away, that's the most sexist thing you've ever said. I love a woman who looks like her goes places but no it wasn't a metaphor you literally made it sexist that's horrible I'm just saying literally climbing stairs but she's still there the whole time it's a very high action but Also wait, we have, she never leaves.

I have a different font for this look at that different farm, so did you give it to Emily, is it handwritten or Zenna, okay, we had to stop and talk about this, who has this handwriting. I know, do you know what the rules are? Yes, I know Kristen, Kristen, you are prettier. I have a source Christian how they fought all the boards and they are so flawless and I love it so much when he did this how long it took him to get it right Oh probably fifteen seconds not like in your life but if I go back and look at 15 I don't think it was like that , if I come back to you like your sixth grade paper was like that, I think that probably happened.

I'm going to guess that the fourth grade is not that powerful, that powerful, like that, what? What happened in fourth grade was like damaging your emotions. You know you know that Amanda on many occasions had a handwriting like yeah, she wouldn't go, she had a meticulous hammering, she was smaller, she wasn't as good. I looked at Mendez. I've been writing sometimes, I've been stung by bees over 20 times, OMG, and about half of them happened while I was working out. What in a gym and a gym full of being a really cheap gym or outdoors at Planet Fitness does anyone exercise?

And like a kind of outdoor boot, hello, what's the name of one of those where the plants go inside? I'm saying this is not a greenhouse, but where they are all on display, like it's like a terrarium that has a lot of plants it's like in a museum Abbey Aviary the apiary baby yeah, very V, I mean the bees Oh, what are we giving this to chase? Yeah, yeah, chasing, you know, isn't that kind of a gender-neutral, pre-reveal kind of use? Yes, they tell my most embarrassing story, which I still think after all these years is still my most embarrassing story.

It's a nightmare story of Jim's that I told him like it was a good day. Ella Lincoln came and went to our most embarrassing

stories

, yes. and I'll just skip to the punchline because you can go back and watch that episode, but I planted my bare buttocks directly on the back of a bent over professor, so many naked bees, upper back, upper back, I mean, is it possible? you have but it's trying to know when your bed is next to you, you know when you pull down your pants and underwear and you have to bend over more.

I like that there was a guy in a joke without praying, oh my God, there was a guy who was what he was. I wanted him to be leaning I wanted an A in that glass he had his he had taken off his shirt you might have been naked. The story goes that all I know is that when I finished I could feel mud, my buttocks pressed against the sweat. meat and it was this guy's back and I turned around and looked at him nervously. I never saw it, okay? beer all day yeah, where do they bite you?

Not in the body, but where were you when this happened? It was almost always like in the pool and I was doing water polo. We were swimming. It is done as I always would like. I get out of the pool and it turns out that I stepped on a beer, I put my hand on a bee, it was always very coincidental, even the beasts, whatever you're pushing, it'll be fine, we're ready, we roll here in my bed, so you broke a tooth and did you catch the boy? No, no, he didn't even see if I was okay, my mom was there, he ran over a lot of people who were worried, oh my God, but yeah, so he was like he was really cute, you know, in high school. ideal soccer team and then I would run around the indoor track and it circles around where the exercise equipment is, so I would go really slow on the Stairmaster until it crossed the halfway point, oh yeah, I sped up and did it.

That for several laps, yes, and I trained at intervals like when you try to turn around trying to do a scene and then I just fucked, yes, you see here very closely what he leaned over and then kept running, yes, he absolutely did not miss a beat , He focused. stood out huh like I had to be alive last year yeah I won't tell you the gym because I don't want to like just the one that sells heat? I don't know, even without LaRoche's sauna period, right? I mean, it ate this sauna all the time and they put up a new sign that said I can't eat here and it was there, well there was a cockroach, but there has been a cockroach problem there quite often, but there were so many and it was very scared because I thought: I don't want you to be afraid, but there are so many cockroaches and then, as if by your legs, she goes, it's very correct.

In a situation with Willard, she was going to get up, my friend, they cover her whole body and then she was cockroach the whole time mm-hmm, it's very true, she just lived with it, it's like anything. I'm going to eat my sandwich. I'm naked. hang out in a warm room be glad she's my new god or truly the devil incarnate the only god the only true god all hail egg salad pin lady what's better than once a notebook two snowy books get GMM and books of mythical snow now in mythical calm