Can We Remember The Dumb Things We Said? (GAME)
saidlet's talk about that good mythical morning as we have discussed before human memories are highly unreliable and they're susceptible to being influenced in altering all sorts of unexpected ways at least I think we've discussed that before in fact there are a number of instances of us seeing
thingson this show and then many of you have pointed out that we've contradicted ourselves using previous episodes so today we're gonna lean into that we're gonna test how well we can accurately
saidon GMM it's time for as humans we have many faults but will our memories turn out false shout out to act or Christoph Waltz you just rhyme false with faults that's right but then what Wow okay we've dug up some old GMM clips of one another in which we gave a strong opinion or belief about something very specific and before we reveal each clip we're gonna give each other the opportunity to try to
saidand then we're gonna play the clip and see how great or terribly our mervich memory we don't
rememberhow to say memory memory have served this is also a competition so the winner will receive a one-of-a-kind memory foam comb oh that sounds nice alright I'm gonna test your memory first okay like a steel trap here we go all right Rhett in May 2014 oh good month you once proclaimed that no one should ever tweet using the hashtag blank life as in hash tag motto life hashtag musician's life...
hashtag big-booty lawyer that's so annoying with one notable exception well I'll accept one but you actually gave three notable exceptions if you can
rememberany one of those I'll give you the point I think this is somebody who what they do matters matters more than all the people that just you just listed mm-hmm and it's like notable and people would actually want to know so I'm just gonna I'm just gonna go through that part of my dream on going that part of your brain an astronaut if you saw somebody tweet okay astronaut hashtag astronaut like yo are y'all laughing that's a good answer it must not be the right one but I'm going with astronaut because it seems something that like I would be into that all right let's go back to May 2014 and see if he
remembers correctly don't hashtag anything well maybe it's Kylie life in it like model life I see this odd actor life you see this all musician's life yeah people are like oh writing songs 3:00 a.m. whatever comes to me musician's life come on now really now unless you're an animal cuz if you're like doing something very dolphin like 3m you're like Dolphin life I'm into that if you're a dog if you're a dolphin or if may I say maybe a gorilla or a chimpanzee he's probably tweeted dolphin gorillas your ear you're sitting on that you do you
rememberthat badly I do not
rememberthat link yeah it's weird I don't we do a lot we say a lot...
and we saw pretty passionate about it all right link in August 2014 mm-hmm you want shared a rule involving personal space on the subway you
saidif two people are crammed so close together on the subway that their bodies are touching in more than two places mm-hmm something must happen and my first thought is you must say something you must acknowledge the closeness but maybe I
saidyou must keep silent I don't even know what I would have thought back there but right now I would say you must keep silent but you know what I think I
saidyou must acknowledge the touching so I'm going with acknowledge to touch him but I'm a different man now all right let's watch the clip if you are touching more than two places with an individual that you do not know like are their shoulder touch there's a knee touch and there's like a wrist touch because like we're slam together in a subway it's got where we wouldn't say like this probably in in a crowd of subway you might I feel like at this point the rule is you have to talk to him hey man but you should do it with an apologetic looking I'm sorry where you from hey YUM I feel live in the subway right all right that's right and I would not speak to anyone now I would not take my own room you didn't add the apologetic tone but that was pretty good I mean you basically
remembered it you did you have to acknowledge it and talk to them I feel like I guess I growing as a person and I got a point...
which is more importantly what I'm gonna give you one but first I'm gonna plug the sweatshirt feel good mythical morning this is it you want to feel good in a sweatshirt then get this a mythical calm you know I was thinking a lot of people say watching this show makes them feel good that's like we should put that on a shirt and the shirt should feel good yeah and soft we've done it it's three-dimensional the lettering it's not just printed but like you can feel the feel goodness right pretty happy about it it's great on the construction site too right biking at night all right you've given a number of parenting tips on this show there's one thing you
saidnever do oh no you
saidyou never do it with your kids because you believe it's bad parenting and that dads who do it are quote losers what is that thing this is from August 2017 so it's not as far back as these other ones dads who do this thing or loser yes you never do this with your kids dads who do it are losers I think the thing is is that yeah I don't know what part of my brain to go into right I don't know if is it the part that I was actually saying something I think or the 99% of time I'm just biessing boy that's progress 99% of the time he's BSC I think it has something to do with like calling your child you're like best friend or something like that I know that sounds harsh but you're not it's not your best friend it's your son and...
you're the dad they have friends you have friends I mean you have a friendly relationship does say something like that let's find out that's pretty harsh I've never really looked at my children's toys I don't believe I believe that's bad parenting when you get down on their level and you play with them I've never I've never thought that whenever I see a dad doing I'm like oh what a loser getting down on your kids level and play yet I still believe that it's even harsher than what you guessed you know get dang this is hard okay in August 2016 at one point on the show you discussed the concept of the uncanny valley essentially the closer someone resembles a human or something resembles a human the more humans are creeped out by that thing you proposed the theory as to why humans would be creeped out by humanoid robots what was the theory this is the level of thinking that I didn't know I ever did I think you got to go back to that place that's what you did for the first one you just don't try to
saidjust think about what you would say now I think it's that you're afraid of being intimate with something that's not really human play the clip I think even more so it's mate selection I think deep down whenever we look at something like a robot we're asking ourselves do I want to mate with that I'm not saying consciously I'm saying subconsciously yeah yeah you're always...
thinking do you want to mate with fill in the blank I did not
rememberthat that is crazy but I just thought about what I would have thought of access exact same thing it's cut again it's the concussion thing it's like whenever I got hit in the head and I kept coming to I kept saying the same thing hold on I'm just coming to evidently I've hurt my left hip no matter how many times I came to I
saidthe exact same thing well there's no there's no way I'm gonna win this one in November of 2013 you and I each made our own mind maps a pictorial representation of a set of goals
rememberthat mm-hmm do you yeah because you've got a question about it as well okay so I
remembered it when I looked at the question know your mind map set a list of more than ten lifelong goals how many of these goals can you
rememberI'll accept three I thought that my met was a day in the life of but you're saying it was this is lifelong goals yeah fly an ultra-light visit Antarctica what else would you have wanted to do there's so many
thingsthat I want to do since then you may have done one of them this is 2013 mm-hmm some wood beans something with beans he says I think you need to be more specific like bathe in a giant thing of beans huh okay your answer so visiting erotica bathing beans in the first one fly an ultra Hawaiian ultralight let's see I want to hunt for that treasure in the Rocky Mountains that we talked about I would like to learn how...
to become a master cheese maker I would like to be a mayor of a very small town at some point for the water tower I would like to live on an island by myself for just a short period of time where I am trained in hand-to-hand combat and they want to come back I am a superhero for hire I would also as a lot like the flash as I stated in in past episodes of the 200 year old person I would like to live inside of a hollowed-out tree at some point and then I would like to die while performing amazing stunts at a monster truck rally late in life I'm added the fact that I would also like to do research intense research on renewable energy sources because I feel like that do you have time for that that's the key to this with everything else that you're not gonna do and in this part of my life where I am becoming a master cheese maker I'm gonna have a lot of milk that I'm dealing with and I would like you to be a butter maker that's a-- and we can go in 50/50 and i'll make the cheese and you make the butter it'll be called Rhett and Link's dairy farm I just there's just I have too many
thingsthat I want to do I can't narrow down even get one of them right now you did I
saidAntartica which is an island no it's not it's a continent but it is an island an island about water smiling continent just like Australia Australia not an i but I wouldn't get a point anyway I didn't get three yeah that's right but you
monster truck let's see if we can keep your streak alive link okay you also made a mind map yes your mind map Illustrated what she wanted to achieve in a single day so that was what I thought that so you went with the day I went with a lifetime can you
rememberwhat was in the middle of your mind map this is November 2013 mine into wood monster trucks and that's the amazing thing that happened in that episode was that we were both that was the overlap was we were we were both doing something with monster trucks and then I think I died in a monster truck accident that's my answer died in a monster truck accident the middle of your mindmap was you dying in a monster truck accident that's all I can
rememberright now okay let's watch the clip I mean my mind map here it is right of course you can see right in the center you have my eyeball and because I want to see today you started with an eyeball so the central idea of your eye your eye when today is your Z today I technically think I mean that's okay if it works for you man just do it you know I don't wanna critique your mind I do want to see today but what happened to my monster truck begin that was it you are dead at the end of it but I think that it was a different episode but the thing that was super ironic was the fact that you also had cheese on your mindmap oh I had cheese and you had cheese I do want to see today I think that's a great way to live go ahead alright I got to get one of...
these rights believe it or not Rhett at one point you gave a strong opinion on what you think Tom Cruise is ballsack is like how did you describe Tom Cruise's ballsack in March of 2018 not a wrinkle on it just as smooth he seems confident of a baby's bottom it seems like you think about this often like you're not accessing a memory but something that I mean it's very one crease like if you dropped a drop of water on Tom Cruise's ball sack it'd be like dropping water on a duck's back it just just Tom Cruise's ball sack is hydrophobic he's still alright let's see if he's right this celebrity gets laser treatment to smooth out wrinkles remove hair and correct discoloration of the testicles also nicknamed ball irony here's why it is Tom Cruise Rhett because this is herb this is urban legend type stuff this is something that comes out of Scientology like somebody escapes and then they're like and you know what else he does this I think that Tom just got a tight ball sack I mean he's probably got the tightest ball sack of any 55 year old man or however old he is I didn't you didn't say tight I
saidwrinkle this give me a point but are you
remembering the ironing and you says that's why you thought but I can't give you the point cuz you didn't say tight no but it's so tight that it's like it's pulled tight over the dusties and it's smooth there's not a...
wrinkle but you didn't say the word tight me a point I can't win I'll give him half a point because he didn't say well if you get this wrong you should automatically lose because this is the easiest ones that you've got it's not your 2013 when explaining your opinion on why
thingsare funny you describe laughter in a very specific way you
saidlaughter is like blank can you
saidlaughter I only
rememberthis because it's it pops up occasionally right this is one and we've redone like every other one we've react cest this method yeah so I can't take credit for
remembering this I
remembering it on a regular basis but laughter is like farting out of your mouth wait a cliff I think
thingsare funny because uh you know the whole principle of comic relief tension builds up you know tension builds up in your body and if it's you know if it's not in here and you know I don't mean to go I don't mean to go here but uh what you're going but you you know tension builds up and you fart and then if you've liked some laughter is like far not a mouth that would be funny I don't know why I would but I can tell you right now it's a release of tension I better is like a fart from your it is put it on t-shirt it is you never did I'm gonna give you another half a point it's because I I'm I'm seeing the moment what's it what's that I was trying to do see the...
moment be in the moment see the now I appreciate it but that doesn't give me more points in you you got three out of four you in the memory foam comb congratulations thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell you know what time don't forget about us pretty convincing click the top link to watch this play interactive memory