Crazy Life Fail Stories (GAME)

welcome to the good, mythical, more random disturbing fat. Oh, give it to me, there are over 200 corpses of climbers and Sherpas on Mount Everest just frozen there, yeah, when you die, they leave you and this is, I mean, it's a random disturbance. In fact, it is a fact, think about that, you are true, you are going to rise to the top of what is the best and they do not know the summit and now you have one, they are the tops of all. tops I'm going to go to the top top please a ticket to the top of the top of all the tops and you're passing by all these dead people great yeah pretty awesome pretty awesome yeah yeah yeah I'd like to get them from my house, okay, um, let's bring in some team members, the same ones we've been hanging out with, and let's tone it down a little bit by talking about that, well, you don't have to come in if you don't.

I don't want to, guys, don't rush it, take it down a notch and talk about your extreme

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and I have one more trick for you that I discovered that you can take a medical glove by filling a WAMP with warm water and I always have a hand to hold on so just for you Matt oh, you always have a hand to hold you now I have a friend Looks like I'm like one of those stress balls Looks like it feels good It's so warm Looks like It belonged to your dad, you got it fresh, yeah, no, no , I only believe in finger interlocking, so on these cards I have printed the shape of the pants to practice all the time as if I were eating this.

Our task, the red one, is to fulfill the

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. the person with the life get closer somewhere Stevie's group is about to lose you behind you, come here, don't be shy guys, here's the first one. I know I'm reading eyes. It's not me. This is one of them just for the sake of clarity, I farted audibly, well, well, I should have farted in the middle of an Irish dance recital and everyone had to dance through the cloud, it looks very strong, okay, so who is most likely to have been participating? Not in an affordable fart because that could be, I deeply believe that you are a participant who would be an Irish dance recital for me, the first person I think of is Emily, right?

I mean, how could that? I think you're like an Irish stepper. I think you have some, you know, this ring has nothing to do with your red hair, it has to do with the fact that I feel like I heard something about obstruction or something in your background and I know that's how Because you heard me walk and It's a southern thing to be Irish. My wife, I'm Risty, she was an avid obstructionist. Yes, when she was a child, she traveled to fairs and participated in obstruction competitions. Great, that's why you married her. Yes, it's this one night, she gives me some private money.

I would like an obstruction. Wow, that would be Emily. I think this is Emily because it sounds like you're from Kentucky, West Virginia, Nashville. Said. I've said it like five times. Arkansas National Nexen I stole my sister's Walkman to listen to her Celine Dion album and when she caught me I pretended to make fun of her music choices by making her destroy the tape and out of embarrassment I had to save up to buy her a new one. Wow, this has I've Got Stevie written all over the television. I met your sister a couple of times.

She looks like she'd be in this alein and we know you're secretly innocent, yeah, yeah, and this feels like the kind of mind trick you could easily pull off. off, oh yeah, mm-hmm, I could see you bringing someone. Feel terrible about her laughing even though you're totally okay with it. Destroy the tape. Maybe you want to take a hand. I'm just going to spank her. It is very pleasant. Squeeze it like

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. Yes, the next one like. I know that no matter how much fun they want, I will still have fun. I didn't have a valid government ID for a full year and was able to enter bars and travel on several domestic flights, well we have a criminal. that no, no, is this a flop, yeah, it sounds like, oh man, this is a hit, yeah, well, I mean, my first instinct on this is Ellie, why because you have a way of making people like you? ?

I guess so, you could just write. of talking to get something done and I also know that recently if it was on a plane you missed a vacation due to lack of government identification well then it undermines the thing because you know signs of change man do you want to share a little bit of that ? story that happened yes, so for my birthday I planned and bought tickets and accommodation for a trip to Mexico with my friends and my boyfriend and the night before we checked in for the flight I realized that my passport had expired four days before, do you think What would you do? look at that, but I just wish he had the passport.

I'm fine, you know, sometimes that's not the case because it's good for four years, at least ten years, ten years. I mean, it's easy to adapt, it really sucks at you, so that's why. It's not and then my boyfriend without me I've talked about this talk to me that's why I think this has to be

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yeah well I mean did you hear his story? Okay, be her, okay, he can change it on this. I don't know what the latest story is. Here is the latest story in elementary school. I stabbed myself trying to make cups out of a paper towel roll.

I saw the passed out blood hit my head and then the floor I was trying to do not on this truck where it is. Trying to make glasses that work is just fun, that's me. I feel like this might weird out someone whose parents didn't buy them real glasses. We know that this is an ally. I guess you don't need to have real glasses to make fake glasses. I look amazing in glasses and the fact that I have 20/20 vision is a huge shame because give me those frames. I think that's why it's her, because you know what she's the only one without knowing what I think you're right and Another thing to support the theory that Matt left the one who traveled without a government ID.

The point is, I don't know exactly how old you are hmm, thanks. I think you're old enough to be okay, okay, you couldn't have done it. this before 9/11 of course but I mean you could have only done this before 9/11 so I feel like you were forcing us to travel only before 9/11 as an adult wait so you think I'm old , yeah, bingo, well then I'll rescind my thanks for mercy, yeah, so I think, I think I think this is right. I think Mary Young is the traveler and I think Ellie is the glasses. I feel like yes, I feel very good about this.

Actually, ha ha, come on. It starts with Matt here, so what you want to know, the truth is that this is you or Ness, it's not me. I had no idea, so just hold that one, so tell us sister, how did you get on the flights you just brought? as many things as you can like pay stubs and like your credit cards and your debit card in your I had a student I had both my high school ID and my college ID after 9/11 this is after 9/11 It was like two years ago and they just make you go through separate security so they like to check all your bags and they like that but that didn't work for Mexico, they stonewall you.

I know, no, I just lost it and then once you lose everything. year, it's very difficult to get it, was this domestic travel or international travel, sure, so if you have an expired ID for domestic travel, you may be fine, but I didn't have it either, well, just this is for me because My ID has expired . I go to Hawaii normally, which everyone loves to do, yeah Stevie, are we right this time? So yeah, instead of being okay, you would think that if you're making glasses, a roll of paper towel, compress it a little bit and cut, no, no.

I reached into the paper towel roll and then stabbed it. Oh, just like the bagel, just like the base, yeah, when I saw that he had cut me, I fainted and hit the table, the stool, the floor and broke. the side of my lip in my open mouth at least you didn't break your glasses when you did it so that's good, it could have been worse right? Did you get a nickname in grade school as a result of that? The weakest and most delicate thing there was. like glass, that would have been shit, MacGyver kids, it was kind of cool, okay, we have to be wrong about Emily and maybe Emily is right, yeah, we knew you didn't like her very much from the dance floor, sure, flat out, Ah, but yes, it really was. on Riverdance and Mr.

Dancing, yeah, my best friend and I when we were 12 signed up for classes at the Community Center that was full of divorcees trying to find us 12-year-old girls and then we had a recital at a community center and it's like you know the old people and the bad genes and you look at me the whole time while we do this, check it out and we're looking, you know when you're in the place where you can't laugh out loud nitu and a good photo, but all in this situation of Low dose, you're just looking back at it, breathe michael indiana oh yeah, yeah.

I really loved the album. I listened to it in my sister's room when she wasn't there and I listened to it alone. because she's super like that and I immediately started making fun of her like I had to cover my tracks and then she yelled at me and then she broke the cassette and I had to save the money to buy a new one which I hid for myself. in my oh you bought it I had to save up to buy a new one someone added her I didn't add her I think the assumption was good certainly he bought her the new one I know he was still embarrassed about it so I should really tell him I did that, yeah , what's it called?

Diana Diana sorry, wonderful things come in pairs, she takes the lsat cup and tea now in the mythical calm.