Who Has The Worst Broken Bone Story? (MATCH GAME)

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Oh everyone change everyone because that's how I can be in the photo please in front of the camera Dave oh yeah welcome Lane first time working yeah and you're working on the fusion. I love, well, no, you're not working. the brand you wear the murder hey you just don't work technically she worked because she was paid to be here yeah, I mean, you're fine all the time, your work is not merchandise, that's true Yes, of course, we agree with my work You know what I haven't really pointed out, yes, is that what can be linked is saying which people's jobs are okay, so each of you has broken at least one bone.

We will read their stories and then compare them. I gave them to each of you perfectly without errors, okay, I have the first one here. I broke my foot taking out the trash at my own college party. thank you, you break your foot, you break your foot and you break, you break your foot when you're taking out the trash for your own college party who partied at college? I felt like this is a

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that Jenna would have heard, but we would have been in Porter when you ever heard it, so I don't think it's Jenna, but I think she got a tattoo on her foot, yeah, it's like a rubber snake. .

She breaks, give it to her, yeah, yeah, here's the next one to get a tattoo on her foot, especially after you broke it, yeah, bad, yeah. well they broke when you got the tattoo, oh oh guys, worse, I broke two knuckles falling on the sidewalk in college, what about college, how do you break a knuckle or two? Much less for you to fall on your knuckles, look, I'm not sure, I just don't know, look at my hands, we have to think about the physics of this because when you fall, I think if you have forcefulness, who do you go to? , who goes down first with their knuckles.

This is someone involved in a brass knuckles fight. because that's true. No, yeah, that's the only way you can break two knuckles at once if you have a metal contraption that connects them all, so I, Lucas, is the kind of person who would have a pair of brass knuckles that can. change these back controls even though I was playing sports I said something else but then they changed it to us I think that must have been too much of a hint I'm not even going to try to read what's under that about the specific sport I was playing sports and I broke my leg for a rapid deceleration, when stopping quickly I know what rapid deceleration is, you know, after stopping quickly, well that sounds, you know what you know, sometimes Lucas explains something technical to us and then he does it in a way The way we can understand it, it refers to us, yes, yes, of course, it talks to us like children, but I didn't realize it was broken from the X-rays and I continued walking and playing with it for a week.

I broke your leg from a rapid deceleration. that's some speed you really have to have some speed I wish I had to know what sport it is has some speed who can go fast enough to stop and break something yeah I don't know I don't know fidget Minnie everyone runs Yes, yes, I continue walking and playing with him for a week. Do you think Emily would get over the pain? Send me an email. You think you're almost over the pain. I don't know if Emily could stand the pain. Do you have a fight? You, Emily, no, you're the only ones who do it and I really like it, really, what do you call them?

I I ME ME ME ME Molina Amy Amy you gotta get over the pain you just slow down too fast girl oh, I got it I see you're the wild card, yeah, yeah, oh God, this is this is long in high school. I slipped on a rug and knocked out three front teeth by the roots. Oh God, our teeth are bones, my mom put them in. in smart milk and the dentist gave them root canals while they were out then she put them back in my mouth and attached them to my top teeth to hold them in place why are you making that face we have when you're in? the teeth were reattached to my bone and we're fine, you have a magic dentist or I don't understand how mouths work and we're fine until they all died seven years later and got infected.

Oh God, they all had to be ripped out. It's available now, so I have titanium roots drilled into my skull and porcelain veneers. Who has the best teeth? It doesn't show anything. You keep showing and hiding. You can't leave your teeth visible. teeth, show your teeth man, so someone can imagine me the other day and they said you're going to look exactly the same when you're 80 because when you smile you don't see your teeth anyway, listen, not seeing your teeth is not cool. Anything else is going to change, but tell me no, no, I'm not because I'm, oh, I'm going to go under the knife, yeah, okay, you're going to do it.

I'm going to have a newborn, so you're going to do it without knowing, change. bound, oh, I think it's dumb, okay, yeah, I think it's dumb, so we want to change the eggs. Hello everyone. Hi Mike, nice Mike, he'll be with us today. Do you have something to say. Yeah, I just wanted to say that when I was ten I was skating. and I jumped into a ditch full of garbage cans and broke my wrist real good, okay, no guessing allowed, you just have to tell us everything. Mike came back just for that okay let's see if we want to change any of these to damped oh I'm looking at the knuckles look at them those are the two that broke that's it I think I think Jenna was the accelerator you yeah yeah mm-hmm yeah I'm okay with that and I think Emily broke her foot thrown in the trash at that college party, okay I feel good about that change, okay Lucas, let's start here with what we have good, yeah, no, you're close, but in reality it wasn't this hand, it was this hand, it was these two and I was, you know, in college, you know, it's walking wide, some kids I know what happens and I fell on one of those like parking bumps like the things that stop your car tires, yeah, different bollards, yeah, then I went to the sidewalk, my first thought was like you know, guns up, let's get started, let's get it going and then I landed like that for some reason and just, oh , and it hurt so much, you caught your knuckles, yeah, I grabbed this hand on this knuckle and it was just kind of OOP.

Give me one of those, what's the room, but you had to get a cast because I had to cast my whole hand, not my entire hand, for about two months and then, um, it came back and I couldn't bend this. Do this for a long time to check it. What's up with that? No, nothing unbearably painful, okay, sure, no, oh, really, I was trying to get rid of you, um, actually, you fired us, this was me, you broke your foot on a college holla - garbage cart, You know, I was being responsible for taking out the trash from my own party, I thought, but I don't have a great story, I just stopped wrong and then even and it just creaked and hurt a lot, oh, really. and you were a beat I used MOOC for about two weeks, okay, you have the boot, no, I still have the boot, yes, yes, yes, do you want?

I'm in the market for a good boot, Jenna, are we right to slow down? This is correct. Yes, what sport was censored softball? Yeah, okay, I was playing softball in high school and I was a center fielder and there was a high ball in front of me and I ran after it and I realized at full speed that I wasn't going to get there. in time so I stopped completely on my right leg and my kneecap hit the top of my shin and created hairline fractures and that's how I broke it, apparently you broke your kneecap, no I broke my shimbun like my kneecap hit and broke the bone.

It hit me so my shin was on my kneecap okay that's crazy that you wouldn't like tearing your ACL or tearing your ACL that's what we thought wait I had an MRI that's what we thought was wrong with me and so it came. I came back fine, so I was kind of walking. I think I played like two

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s and then I was like, "Okay, this is still really painful and it was a hairline fracture, yeah, I took it out of your trainer, your kneecap caved in and I broke your shin, that's why Emily is leaving us." Right with you too, yes, we were a slay queen, no, we were half right, yes, yes, no, yes, I was 14, first year of high school, my sister and I were reading her book in her bed, it wasn't normal for him to do it. nothing with her at that point in my life, but I got up, but there was a purple Daisy rug on the wooden floor with no handles underneath and when I got up, she grabbed my shirt and said, "Don't go, that was her fault." "and then he did it. the carpet and it slid under me and I hit it at an angle they slid perfect, they were all splinter free and perfect on the floor.

Like, I remember getting up, looking at my sister and telling her this is all your fault, yes, three. She was looking at it, the three weights were sliding around and yeah, and it's 14 so that's like oh no, I really lost my mind. What teeth were these two in this one? Oh God, my friends would like me if they didn't know where I was from before. Will I ever be oh yeah, that's Tennessee, could you whistle at them? Not because they put them in, he gave them root canals while they were out, put them back in for this, like duct tape, you read, we took it still to the bone and then often.

They were fine for a while but seven years later they disappeared and turned gray and I had to take them out one by one and I have titanium screws, what did it smell like? You know, that was the first clue that something was up. bad, yeah, because it was like flossing and I was like seven years old, right, but now I look at pictures of myself and I didn't think they looked faded, but I looked at pictures and I thought I was the girl from the town of Arkansas, that's not what I look like I do in the pictures, I look like I'm from a small town, but I remember last year my dad was like I had the

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day of my life last year and my dad was like, no you didn't.

The

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day of your life is when you pulled your teeth, you know they're right, yeah, he said, "If you get over that and get over it, that's good. I'm sorry about what happened last time, yeah, oh, yeah, oh , it's just with those bad days." We were like dead, my life sucks so he says no, once you lost all your teeth you were 14 because it's so much worse and we took the pizza and we both held it over the trash can, trash can with a big mouth, yeah , and we drizzled ranch and hot sauce on top, yeah, and I ate it, which for a lot of people is sacrilege again for us, it's Tuesday at work.