Will It Funnel Cake? Taste Test

today we ask the age old question:

will

it be a

funnel

cake

? Let's talk about that mythical good summer. Hey, this cotton candy or any tie dye tea is now available at the legendary knit store. Get it for a limited time, dads who know it's summer and yes. Summer means one thing, it's butt sweat and if summer means two things, it's butt sweat and carnivals, okay, so today we're bringing a classic carnival meal to a ride you've never experienced, that'll be six tickets. , it's

funnel

time. today's pie the legendary chef josh is on funnel duty and i always thought you looked like you had some carny blood in you.

I have a whole bucket of carny blood in the refrigerator, not on you, in your refrigerator, yes it came from you, although no. You're legally allowed to say "okay" first when you're hot and sweaty and need to cool down, you don't want to reach for that purple stuff, you want some Sunny D, that weird fake sugar-packed orange juice drink from your childhood, so we I made a Sunny D funnel

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that can cure your Monte's and your Thirsty's we call it sunshine cake hmm I went through a Sunny D phase you come to my house you had it at your house yeah I just thought Mr.

Tate , I always thought. It was only for rich people because he recorded Maddux in his house, yeah, well, I'm sure you know Maddox wasn't rich, you know he wasn't rich, you hid, you hid the Sunny D for me because I feel like I would. Remember that it was just a phase. Did you keep it in a special refrigerator? They look like worms. No, I didn't have one of those. I'm not Maddox. Oh, it's crispy. Wow, it has a big impact. Look, we have some sun. That? Did you do some Sunny denotes? Yes, I took about a half gallon of Sunny D and reduced it to syrup and then mixed it into a standard funnel cake batter.

It's like eggs, flour, butter, a little bit of fried leavening agent, that topped it off. with Sunny D syrup-infused whipped cream, more Sunny D syrup, then Sunny D powder. I like what this does, you don't know, I mean, you like Sunny D, you've never tried, oh, you think it's going to be orange. Maddux juice is the opposite, you

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it inside like a king. I felt like a king there. He is a strange man right next to the golf course. They had a golf cart. I drive that and get back to getting some more sun. He was living on top of the mountain.

Pig man, call the butler. I'll bring it to you. I didn't know you had it in your house in a secret refrigerator. Yes, mom, aren't you going to share the good things you don't like? Sunny D. You won't like this. I have to say he was shocking at first, it's so tart I'll call it refreshing but I love the better it gets mm-hmm so Sunny D

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make funnel cake. Yes, of course, you might want to go sweet with the funnel cake, but I'm a tasty man. I want a big, tasty meal like a whole chipotle carne asada burrito.

We call this roast beef. Are you sure we're not going to make a carne asada burrito just so we can say carne asada? That's probably where it started, hey, Josh, what have you done? You already finished this, so I grabbed a whole steak, Chipotle burrito bowl, white rice, black beans, corn salsa, hot sauce, sour cream cheese, guacamole and then sliced ​​that mixture very thin into a deep fried funnel cake batter that and then the guacamole is in the whipped cream with a little Chipotle Tabasco on top oh my god you make it sound morally wrong the way you talk about it wakka moly and whipped cream do you think this is morally wrong?

Have you ever thought about that? break the moral threat we will do things like this we don't do moral yes I think this could be immoral but I think if it's wrong I don't want to be right if it feels good do it wow that whipped cream is really I have that guacamole nonsense but a lightness that is Oh , irrelevant revelation, that's incredible. I mean the cake, it has this meaty weight to it. I love this life of moral corruption. This is an absolutely amazing game. This is one of the best things you've ever done. And in all your life one day we will pay for our sins.

I think it's okay, don't go that far, everything is great, but the guacamole and whipped cream combo is just. I'm very happy to be transferred to too many different articles, no. just this but on this it definitely works so Chipotle will be fun okay yeah okay next time we're interested in balancing the greasy enos of funnel cakes with something healthy that you know will make you feel good with yourself even if you are totally moral. corrupt so we decided to throw some superfoods in a funnel cake kill two birds with one stone we call it the 20 fried our Fitness cake what's a fried our like you already know 24 Hour Fitness is yeah I know what's right is what has been doing Because I see that you have had several fried hours.

I mean, what was the last one? Josh does all the work, yeah, we're on the mic, that's it, look, it's just hard, well, what do you think Medusa is, what's going on at her thing? Well, a lot of wrong turns happened, so it was a bit. a little bit of acai, a little bit of kale powder, matcha powder, there's chia seeds in there because they do something. I think there's a whole green juice and on top of that there's a bunch of matcha powder and other than the acai, this has no sugar from the acai. It's bitter, it just

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s like fish food, it smells, you know, that powder makes the fish rise, yeah, yeah, huh, that's an accurate description.

You could float this in the ocean. I don't think any creature down there will come close to him. This is oh. my happiness is gone, I was, I'm glad you ruined it, Josh, I was just living my life of partying, oh God, throwing caution to the wind and now you brought me back to the earth and the earth stinks, I fear the success, that's it. earthy this is easy superfoods it'll be funnel cake no you know eels are the fairs of the sea they're slippery and slimy and if you get too close you'll get electrocuted so josh made us eel funnel cake and we called it fun lake because The eels look like funnel cakes, you know, they are all getting up and take a fork, it seems like there are fresh eels here, that's right, so they are actually a product called uncoolest from Spain, they are whole eels, so every little .

The strand you see is a whole eel and you can even see the eyeball if you look closely to see the baby, come on no I'm serious for a long time. I used it on the second season of Top Chef, not only did you make it at Sears, you made it for To me, that means there's a lot of chopped grilled Japanese eel in the funnel cake. Wehmanen eel sauce. Whipped cream. It doesn't smell bad. Go grab a fork. Look at all the eyeballs. Link I don't know, seriously, look at all the black. spots on the end of these things I like to call it pepper look at the pepper look at the pepper perfectly placed in each of these guelillas it doesn't smell bad although I think it's good of course I do think it's good Look, you try to eat it, yes, I will to become bitter.

I'll be fine if I give you a bigger bite than that, that's the bite you gave me. Yes, I just gave you a fork. I always hope you add more to it. You have to do it. get some cream here, yeah, go to town, get some elvers, you only have a dozen, maybe him and that little dog, thanks, if you consider it crab meat, help, that's not bad at all mm-hmm, It's not great, but it's not bad either. I need more gluttons in my life. These are some cinnamon. Start an adoption agency. Is there cinnamon there?

Well, no, that's part of the eel sauce. It's boiling sugar. Hey? Have you heard of the guy who adopts eels and then eats some? morally corrupt lives a life of carousing you know what he's done this works man it's amazing how I'm a father it's a super balanced flavor it has it's not too fishy at all it's tasty what's spice? There is a Japanese eel sauce that mainly contains a lot of soy and sugar, kind of similar to teriyaki, but that helps a lot, so I didn't know I would ever say this, but Edo, is it a funnel cake?

Yes, in my opinion. You haven't had a real carnival experience until you've vomited afterwards, like riding the scrambler or something, so we thought you could eat a funnel cake which might increase the chances of regurgitation. Oh, okay, which brings us to the fun pig's anus in a funnel. cake we call the famous Redlynx anus funnel cake or we could just call it anal cake. I guess real quick, the guys want to make sure their pork butt compote is as fresh and spicy as possible Josh, what is that? It's not whipped cream, man, no, sorry. Josh, you were a pain in the ass, that's just butt sauce, aka, you know, penis, if you have good sauce, go to the doctor immediately, oh god, I can see it's there, it looks like it regulates wrinkles, I'm Rhett, your anniversary is coming up.

No, I don't want it, but yeah, dude's coming, man, call Kristi a rebel, you see my other nine fingers, will you be my co-host? Wrong finger, well we can pinky swear, will you be my co-host? I like anal. mafia it's a yes or no that's the new hot rap group you're not answering yes yes he said yes when you take the ring you know you don't have to say yes or no if you just take that I felt like I forced it on you and you know I don't want to. No, you made me in a position you don't like.

I would like you to take it off. Oh my god, that sucks, but what's going on in the cake? Well, I pressure cooked the entire pig anus and also some in

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ines because they are more aromatic and then mixed them into an extra thick funnel cake batter. I know how you like it and then I fried it and then I just covered it with my anus. in

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ines and a little cornstarch the smell you were thinking what I was thinking you have to put the anus around you want to thread the cake thread the anus yours is bigger than yes I have a little butt you take another one get a bigger one Relax, still a A little small anus is equal to a big anus.

Remember when you come to my eel adoption farm, look, I didn't mean to do this, but does mine look like anything? Yes, you know what we need, a circumcision demonstration. you just eat the foreskin there and look it's crazy, well, we should take it, of course, in the profile. Thanks and I can't have you in the booth, man at the Farrah, that penis happened again, but for me. It's over, I really tried, I got it, how did you do that? I'm morally corrupt, you were, you have a dark heart, I'm Annie, the anus is two at once, a heart of darkness, look, look down, oh, God, oh. man I'm really hurting guys, I'm not proud of myself, you know what that means? same page pig's anus it will be a funnel cake no but we will see see you at the next carnival crunchy city has been revitalized we will be the ones who will fight to consume our own product thanks for liking comment and subscribe you know what time Hello, good mythical rollout, click the link above for a, well, mythical French Onion Soup Funnel Cake and find out when the wheel of mythology will land.

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