Will It Bagel? Taste Test

today we ask the old question:

will

it be a

bagel

? Let's talk about that mythical good day. You only have a few chances left to see us live in person. We have a night of comedy and your favorite songs in Arizona, New Mexico, California. for the November shows that conclude the whole year mm-hmm get tickets while they sit down for the last time rhettandlink live.com what red link live.com now to the

bagel

s the truth is, I didn't even know what a bagel was until college, no I'm lying Morty grew up in Harnett County, y'all, there's a place in the hills.

Home Street sells rubber donuts that I once wrapped around my lips now that I knew what a bagel was. I just didn't think they would be interested and in a world where bagels come in all flavors we claim that only the surface of the bagel dome has been scratched, so today we intend to make a deep cut, it's time to do it. Well, what I've come to understand is that bagels are dense little rings of bread that are boiled, then baked and covered. with a wide variety of condiments and usually served with cream cheese and more, but that's the boring old bagel, our new bagels

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be modified, yes, so let's start with a wild bacon bagel seen from head to toe, huh?

We're calling it a pig bagel, yeah, it's like a Reagan-era political reference. Baker, yes, yes, I mean those, okay, tell us about this. Josh, Bay of Pigs, no, no, the bagel, oh okay, sorry, so I had bacon and bacon grease. and infuse that into the actual dough so you can see baking soda, throw the actual bagel in, then I topped it with bacon bits and then I did some bacon and bacon grease into the mixture. I like that word, it's um, it's Dancy, it's hearty, it smells good and spicy. Well, I mean, how do you eat a bagel like a hamburger?

Okay, did you see the yellow leaking out? I can't get some momentum, sink it, oh yeah, look what happened in the middle of my bagel. Anna took a bite. If it sprouted, it came straight out of my smear hole. See, was that the correct term, yes, every bagel has a smear hole. um, I'm not complaining, it's not that it

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s bad, but if you ever get over this whole bagel, yeah, you would. you have to elevate your feet uh yeah, you know you have to be in a reclined position the rest of the day. I think I understand what you mean by that.

I think what we have here is a case of too much of a good thing mm-hmm. Yes, I honestly believe that something good can't happen and I felt like it did. I mean, when he came out of my hole like that, I thought this is more than my body can handle. I'm sorry man. Wow, yes, what a thing. annoying bacon will be illegal no we like to be the change we wish to see in the world and the world we believe in has a Taco Bell themed bagel so welcome to our world we'll call this taco a bagel that works yeah okay, we have some fire. sauce I feel like I can I know what you did by looking at it, but I want to hear it come out of your mouth right, so it's a Doritos Locos bagel, so we infused real Doritos into the bagel dough and then topped it with crushed Doritos. then there's a nacho cheese with spicy sauce with taco bell meats, lettuce, tomato and sour cream because that's the ultimate, okay, I won't eat, it's not that I don't like tomatoes and I really want to see them better. in what's underneath, oh, that's it, I like our relationship where I put raw tomatoes in everything and you just take them away and we never talk about it, right, we never, we never talk about it, I don't know, talk about it , little fire sauce, uh.

I think, oh, I think the air sinks and sinks, oh God, I have a little beard, this is going to start happening more and more, so get used to it. The nacho cheese and hot sauce are good, let me tell you how stacked the deck was. stacked in favor of this because everything at Taco Bell is the same ingredients rearranged in a different way mmm and everything you've made hmm has just done exactly that again in a way you may never anticipate it will, it's a damn bagel of taco. yes, like corn tortilla inside, it

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s amazing, yes, this is very, very good.

Oh Bruger, especially those two moms, we need them to mate, like getting Bruger and Taco Bell to mate, this is what we did, that's not how it works, it's usually just a get together like a corporate meeting it doesn't really They have to prepare it it's great to make a Taco Bell companion will it be a bagel? Yes, I love old-school classic delis now, but they present too many options. Do I want a bagel or soup? Potato or egg salad? I get 8 ounces of pickled herring or I just walk through the ocean knowing I'll never make a decision again.

Well, it turns out we can have it all by introducing the soup bagel and soup together, but okay, Josh, I have a feeling. there will be soup, give it back, you don't know, you like it to be a big babel Mabel, ha ha ha, it looks like a damn bread reef and then you say, oh, that's how the aliens are going to get us, yeah, look. through the bagel, okay, let them look, put it on, put it on Andrews' camera, you gotta get the angle right, look at it through the schmear hole, hello, is it working, is it okay?, yeah, this one mirror, okay, come on. on this, so the legend of the schmear hole, did you just buy the biggest bagel?

No, we made the biggest bagel, which is a giant homemade bagel, it's topped with oyster crackers, Bakos, the fake stuff, not the real stuff, and green onions, then the inside is a cream. cheese soup and you can play a game where you eat the bagel by the pool and see who will have good luck this year. Oh look, this is a fancy soup. I think you have to do something about this bagel point. I feel like you. I have to take this, I'll hold it and light it, you apply it and then well, people would go to a restaurant just for this.

Have you been to the restaurant with the soup bagel? No, there's a soup bagel. Yeah, have you looked at the schmear? hall, I know this is like a family snack, everyone would be satisfied, the kids, all the people, everyone in the middle, especially if you put a skee-ball machine in the blobby and try to put it in the middle of the bagel, yeah, soup, will it be bagel, yeah? If I had to take bagels, some constructive criticism, I'd have to say they're too beige, they struggle with communication skills, and they're not jelly, so we went ahead and fixed two out of three. and we call it soft dark jelly bagel, also known as a jelly bagel, there's stuff in the jiggle, so in the jiggle there's actually powdered blue gelatin cured salmon waiting in blue yellow.

He was excited. I like salmon, we only have the Budget to put salmon and one of the bagels, so we choose gelatin and there is also gelatinous cream cheese. It's like a specimen, it's like something that's been cultured and they like to open the gelatin and just eat the fish. Now you can see it. Okay, so this. Did you say this is gelatinized cream cheese? Yeah yeah the pink thing and this is just a rainbow bagel but it's made with four different flavors of gelatin so they actually blend together so the bagel itself is also gelatin but what do you think is the salmon?

I'm going to do this oh I don't know, I don't know, it tastes bad. I don't think I can see what's happening to him. I'm going to have to take the top off to get to the bottom and then. try to get it, oh god, I'll do the same, make sure you get some salmon, thinking, yeah, thanks, the gelatin tastes good, oh god, spread tastes good, oh, I hit the salmon pocket, I know I have a book about the salmon, oh just hit the salmon pocket, hmm, the salmon pocket isn't as unpleasant as I expected, it's a wicked little surprise, but it's overpowered by the sweetness of everything else, but I'd think if I were eating this, I could hand it back and ask what are you doing well, hmm, you know, yeah. so I appreciate the effort here, it's actually very delicious, except for this part, yeah right, sorry, this is a situation where the salmon came to the party and ruined it. gelatin, could it be a bagel?

No, no, except if you take away the salmon, yeah, well, it's been a pretty good trip, but at some point you must have pissed off the great almighty and it looks like trouble is brewing. This bagel is an Old Testament style nightmare. We call it flagel. It's OK? What do you mean by pests? What does this? Yeah, right, so we have the darkness, of course, which is the charcoal and squid ink bagel and then we have the rain of frogs, so you have a frog salad made in the style of a white fish salad, you have the lobsters , obviously it came with the pestilence and that's grasshoppers and then of course the river turns to blood, that's why we have blood Schmeer Schmeer Schmeer Schmeer, I got it, you could sell this recipe to vacation Bible schools everywhere oh yeah, the kids will love it and learn a lot, okay, okay.

We just had our internal existential crisis. Now let's proceed to eat this well. I mean, do we make a choice? God? That's a pretty deep search. That and more. I think we have it. I mean, you have both. But I think you have to bite the bullet. face and invite this open face, but which open face do you buy first because if you make a mistake you will suffer for all eternity? Well, that's frogs in mayonnaise, yeah, bite that first one because this is blood, yeah, yeah, when I smelled it, there's something. more in the blood yeah bugs chase lobsters oh yeah there's cream cheese like it's okay it should be good it should be good it actually says it because so many things are being thrown at this it should be done you know it could I mean you're not I'm going to like it, but I appreciate the positive attitude, let's let our people go, which means just bite, this is the strength to know who the people are, so I go for the target in the redwoods, yeah, yeah, the blood It's hard to take.

I think I believe there is so much bread and so much frog I think I can do this Both bread and manna I think we can part the sea of ​​our own doubts and plod along to swallow this nest, yeah, and then let the walls of the sea fall away. crashed into the army of the Egyptians became a little unintelligent in the end good source of protein yes, big time hmm it's easier than forty years in the desert hum this is like four swallows yes, I'm having problems, my God, I'm having trouble getting over it, there is a love, the blood has passed, it is an unpleasant stage and Moses came down from the mountain and said that the plague will be a bagel.

No, you're crazy, ah, thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, do you know what time it is, hello. I'm Chloe and I'm Joe and we just did it, is it a bagel? No, something has been the wheel. We didn't steal the idea. Click the link above to watch us try a spaghetti and beef bagel with Josh and well, mythical, more and if I know where. Willem at the gala that will support a more adventurous tomorrow get yourself a fast food future tea today a mythical calm