Podcast #126 - Ban Roulette

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It's okay, we're all addicted to pizza. Me, thank you, you left taking a shoebox. Thanks, falses mono later, so what if we said it? I don't and you think we did have that conversation it was like I do, I don't so what are you? This week we wanted to make a game and before we start the game I want to explain where we are. Over the weekend there was gigantic, crazy news about Donald Trump basically executing a Muslim gang that consisted of several Muslim countries, anyone who basically had a green card living in the US like he says and we are from those countries. their background is from those countries or their background or they affiliate with being Muslim, there's a wide variety of millions and millions and millions of millions.

I think over a hundred million people fell within the range, so basically Trump was trying to make it so that they were just able to not come back into the country, so if you were on vacation and you came back, you were a US citizen, I couldn't get back into the country and it was crazy news, there were protests at all these airports and it turns out that the ACLU declared this ban unconstitutional and basically said no, this is not going to happen and you know I wanted to bring it up just to acknowledge that this happened with some crazy news all this week and it's a little crazy to see this happen to protest and it's scary. all of that, you know, the whole BAM is a scary thought, especially when it's executed and almost carried out, so we wanted to accept this, recognize that it's terrible and recognize that you know discrimination is never okay, that's how we wanted . taking the word ban and turning it into a game, hey yeah, so basically we wanted to turn it into something fun, a fun, lighter look at the whole thing, in no way are we trying to make light of this, but rather acknowledge how serious it is.

It's recognizing the seriousness of this and then somehow distracting yourself, maybe continuing to ban citizens from returning to their homes and families. Horrible it's pretty ridiculous it's horrible and America is not the same as the visa or bedding systems we have you're asking people who are citizens like they can't come back with boilers ok if this had been in Australia, then in Rome, and we were gently mistaken, we were acting fine, we are leaving town on Friday, so if we had really left right now and in a world where it was Australian aliens, I wouldn't I think, I couldn't go back home.

My closest to Kerry in Rome has a daughter and a family, so hmm, I just want to, I just want to reiterate again that we are one thousand percent against this evil, we stand with all Americans of all colors, religions, races and everyone has a right to live here, that this country, everything in this country was built on immigrants and whoever I'm going to forget that that's making a fool of yourself, so that's as much politics as it's going to be now because you know this

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isn't It's about politics, well, yes, and also, if you can, maybe you can disagree with that statement or what Gillian just did. said or or what's going on, you can disagree with it, but the point of the game is to make light of the fact that our president literally said, hey, do you know what citizens of this ancestry do you know are welcome here? from just a little bit out of left field at least I don't know it seems like I know he said he was going to do things like this so this is reality yeah but the game itself is just pretending that we're a little bit low, we're working for a president who bans other things, another thing, we're more ridiculous, the lesser of the three evils, yeah, so basically what we did, hopefully, even if you don't agree with what Julian said, you can still enjoy it. this game and I have it and I'm not really, you know, I don't see what I said, I said it in the political position, this is more like a human rights position, it's like how I feel about people or things with that that I said my The name is on your podcast and you can say whatever you want.

That man, I don't agree. Can we talk in time? And that applies to every week I have. I sit here with a voice and I take that voice very seriously, but at the same time, you know I'm not always right and I always value your feedback. You know they're constructive about anything, but yeah, you know I appreciate the exchanges. I want you to understand that when we talk about serious things. It may not be something fun that we look forward to doing or enjoying the podcast, but sometimes I feel like it's our duty to at least acknowledge these things and give you a little bit of our view on what's going on in the world, like I said, this is not a political podcast, we generally stay away from politics, but you know, sometimes I feel the need to be honest with you because you know what makes everything better sometimes, when it gets weird, Cuba laughs, no.

I'm serious, it really helps, yeah, so we're going to laugh now and you guys can join us and watch, so what we did was we took this cup, can we smash it on the ground? Okay, now we take a full 32. 32 32 different little pieces of paper and we write things on them that in this game would be prohibited, so if you've ever done anything on these notes, you need one, so what we're going to do is take three. We are running out of time and we are going to decide what we would like to experience most as an offensive band in our country, so where we work for some fictional presidents we try to ban all these things and we can choose one.

Of these three, yeah, you're going to come into me like here's my three things that I'm thinking about doing, which one should we pick first? And yes, we have to elect the qualified police and they are all terribly irritating like eight, but let's do it, are you ready? I'm ready the left hold - you have one, you're ready for this, she passes by the way, it's the middle of the podcast, this is because Jenny is holding it, I'm not going to roll them small, okay, the first one. The law that was introduced is if you take a selfie in public, okay, yeah, okay, each of the second laws is if bath salts are on your maybe list, okay, and this is a law, if not You can stick with pattern 100, I'm already favoring that one. even if and everyone who takes a selfie in public, no, no, I am a role, this one I want to get rid of and disgusting, I want this to be the rule.

I want anyone who can't die without Japan to be wrong about you. it was a photo like the least problematic in a way that is problematic think of all the people in the United States sick aunt deadlift 100 pounds I don't hang around those people I'm kidding um yeah I mean they're all old people basically all disabled people , babies or many of you believe in the grasping stage, yes honey Amy you're gone let's see how they do everything else in the malls or they have this thing that's ridiculous oh my gosh okay I think that That's all, Sonia, maybe less, anyone can consume any drug they want, period. time in public in professional settings that's my law, okay, paying you in public, we can, we can take selfies, let's leave that and I think this is like the least of the three, who is the worst with bath salts, is on your list of maybe and there is No way this is how I know this is a better law than the other two this is just speculation yeah maybe it would be harder to get rid of people because you can't prove it's in the maybe list, but yeah. that's true it could be fair if someone couldn't lift 100 pounds of weight they could lift 100 british pounds off the ground and get around the law.

That's true, it's very smart, but babies probably wouldn't think of doing it, you know, we can't have it. that you know we can't have if you can't develop so many problems I don't know anything all the kids would be gone I don't know everything joy okay please gentlemen the new BA of the United States if that's it sir on your maybe list Please, Big Al, you're not welcome here, you forbid it, so if you lean in and like it, it's funny, you just don't have any list of maybes, right, yeah, it doesn't say anything about him just telling you see.

If you've done Gaza or are currently doing Valley, I would consider whether they do it or not, so let's read the whole list of bands at the end, yeah, maybe check the back to the term, forget what. you have to not do that don't come it's really water come on that doesn't sound peaceful be okay if you've ever been divorced you can bet you've been people with some navel in oh and your band if you The Wi-Fi password is a play on words. Oh no, I personally want it, if someone is going to make his opponent's Wi-Fi password, you're throwing a dad joke into the universe or something, like, oh yeah, one where you think like you can .

You can't ban people because they got divorced, well you could punish them with my death in the last game we played. Members and presidential

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realize that people with any navel means I'm out of here. I don't have even the slightest bit of a belly button. any of these could be from someone, you should have written a navel, no, those are the words we need to avoid skidding, let's say fools, yes, if your Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi, that's right, they are the least bad software, boys, ladies and gentlemen. United Indicates that if your Wi-Fi password is a pun, have you been, go, yes, I'm really sorry that they stopped you at the airport but I can't get yours back, you know, Jillian, more, Julian, go ahead, do you? what do you have if not? baby they could ban you oh okay open this one or not on the mic okay so if you don't vape you would get into you.

I mean, there's a large population of people who don't pay. The truth is, mine is if your brother. an ass, you understand this well and then the last one is if you don't eat your ass, these are really eloquent, um, I personally think, I personally think that if your brother is an idiot, a lot of that falls on you, a little bit because of you . so I wouldn't mind betting ass bros we can't ban if you don't do it honey, it's like a lot of people can't do that, a lot of apes have to manufacture their part to the economy.

Let's get rid of that fat, okay, okay, so you'll keep one if you don't eat your ass and your brother is happy. I think this is an available offense if you're a jerk and your baby goes out with the country. What if? Someone doesn't want you to ask what is prohibited because someone else wrote that they ate you. I think this is more realistic if your brother is a jerk you are banned so it's not subjectively funny you may argue. I still want. to keep this card, okay, there's German America, America, if your brother's an idiot, you've been and you can't come back, that's a Gary God, you don't know what I have, it's a presidential

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I will be able to do it if not. Yes, you are eighty, you are one or two. Okay, move everything because all the people who are like in a hospital like me, I can't. eat the ass right now come without in your face you get oh my god first Wow grams it was weird if you don't give up these balls when they tell you to no you've been fine if you've never posted on Facebook about Roxy oh geez that's a lot of people yeah you click on the bait in Reg the Avenged, yes, okay, okay, so here's my reasoning that we have to get rid of if you don't dare to choose these balls in different quantities for this, I personally think that as much as it is. frustrating and annoying because a stranger at crossfit sees people post they don't talk about cross on facebook it's just a hobby you're going to hurt anyone who anticipates deaths in your rag week they don't do it in a rag you click something on the rag, you will. being dead in the country, I personally think it was incredible.

I agree that the United States of America, if you click on the bait you will be banned from this country, actually it all depends, actually this should be implemented in real life, no they wouldn't ban you. maybe your channel will get in trouble man you can't click me on rag dollar egg rag ok sorry can you imagine? Oh, if that were a real law, like there was a court to click on the date, everyone can be down there, like I declare the the title has been clickbait you'll leave you're banished what in Siberia clickbait cut back a good idea clickbait Court LLP is a copyrighted trademark you can't use that I just just registered it if ironically you wear Crocs you're done I'm done and I'm banning you and your Crocs canHere, how do you play the siding fanatic?