Podcast #153 - Honest Company Slogans Pt. 2

you buy your shirt for four dollars, it's okay that the riddles are true, then you can reuse it like it's a kitchen trick, but that was like You know, when I was in college and you were buying things like, well, it was a blouse, even a nice blouse you can wear is like $12, it's okay if I spill my beer on this and my friend breaks it while we're at it. I'm dancing because I spent $12 on it if it wears out a lot, it was a very good deal certainly for me but if something happens to it it's not a bad thing, yes I bought a 12 and that's expensive. one you buy a $7 shirt there a $4 shirt there high end yeah no they get more expensive than that but still yeah it's like it's disposable clothing almost yeah I get it I feel like they're some pieces of hmmm, her like that, yeah. cute oh my gosh every dollar crumbles zambia oil yeah and free then you spend like you know then you get nitro for your birthday or whatever like you bought me a nice everything shirt and I have taken good care of those shorts because I like them, they're pretty and I love them, but it's already like spilled juice with pulp, but I like a nation, I'm sure that all $10 work a couple of times, maybe I'll use it with statements. our children are this here, the wife's belongings cause suffering because if you have nice things then all you do is think about those things and ruin them and what would you do.

Something happened to those pretty things, so the solution is to not have nice things. or really too many things so that you don't get attached to them at all if everything is fine I'm from the Middle East I don't have any belongings it's supposed to be like that I'm a minimalist I don't have any belongings good for You're okay, okay, ready for pampering, yeah , I have one, let's go with the last one, though I think you'll appreciate it, don't tear up your notebooks, brah, Amazon Chevron, we really tried, but we couldn't get the rights to carve. the movie I never saw cars, a movie of that type, although no, they are all like cars with eyes and like cars that talk, but it's already like a shitty card scam.

I guess I've never seen Chevron be technical in your care of those. Aspen, oh wow, okay, well, I was forever 21 more, like forever shrinking the men's section to a smaller and smaller corner and toes, what have we gone? They eliminated the amendment session. I don't know forever 21, yes, that's it, I kill one, no, it's time. Well, okay, you mean I get it, but in terms of clothes that fit you and that you can wear, it's like every time Julian goes up the escalator he says, well, why did I think I used to be like half of the stairs?

Phelan High School and then they backed him into a corner and then turned that corner into something unisex like Enzo doesn't even exist anymore, yeah, it feels like just headbands and accessories aren't prettier than jewelry and you're just like any friend, I , whatever. Dude I checked it, I'll just get my underwear, it means I'll like to tell you forever, yeah, I did. I used to do it and then they forgot about me. I guess that's what you have on the next page. Hmmm, damn subway, eat fresh or eat here. "You're a shady day, yes, I'll say it today, okay, I'm sorry, I'm talking about it, surprised, I even ate like I hate the subway.

I'm very sorry, the subway, because I know that there I have many friends who prefer that like it, they love the subway, for the same reason. people prefer a McDonald's burger to a high end burger, it's like processed foods have that addictive taste but no I get it but it never was for me yeah it's almost ironic that their catchphrase is rash for heat, that way he eats fish, yes, he is anyway. Isn't there a YouTube video that I think you should look up if you haven't to see what the process is like, they don't even cut Peter's cheese at home, they send it to him like old rice and I'm just like disgusting? pretty disgusting it's very good it's okay if you put your hand on the grass and touch me it would be cleaner than if you didn't you're disgusting okay I have American alcohol cigarettes I'm only on fumes when I drink type of person Bluff Leave it there and be sad for you, but if you think these things are gluten free, I always pay too much for my coffee.

I never lose arguments because I literally reject valid points. I'm actually quite annoying. I have a complement to that why. I don't sell them, they are useless. I have resorted, you will say that American liquors are like healthy, pure and natural cigarettes. I mean, to me, there's only a couple of people when I see them smoking American liquor. I tell them, yes, you are I'm still a cool person like me because I know the person who will be my eldest, that's when people say things that aren't, it's like it's too much, sometimes when other people are like those people who don't exercise. stop and definitely close photos of your brown rice on Instagram saying healthy meals, it's okay, you just have a vendetta with brown rice, don't start.

I'm talking like it's a bit like people get a ton of exercise just to walk to Pinkberry. and then they are like big oranges. I'm like big on extra marshmallows, yeah, but then they're the ones telling you it was frozen yogurt and you know that's like something modern. I can't, we just don't have calories, yeah. Like I can't believe I'm talking about a cigarette but it's like it's not even real so it's better for you. I know it's like the cigarette you let yourself smoke, it's like people who drink Diet Coke and are really convinced that it's better.

For you, it's okay, keep drinking a cold drink with literal better chemicals, better, but also at the same time horribly worse, well, it's better which way you want to die, that's an American spirit, it won't make you dive, bad baby, but you know it's different. Which is we don't even have a car, yeah, like the American spirit might have less chemicals than like the American spirit, which way did you want, I passed this wagon right there, I'm very restricted which way do you want to die, oh, that's just and talking. to me as a damn American spirit, okay, I'm just kidding, it's not good, um, it's my turn, it's good.

Archaea, you can't pronounce it or build it, like you pronounce it like he's, oh yeah, the only thing I can pronounce at IKEA is one. two three this season cut to Nyssa dancing and if you have an illness or it smells bad in your house I love you I want to come sit on those ladies and shakes otherwise our literal Ikea furniture names yeah their chairs and, uh, but you know. It's like a secret code. I could have it. He is my best friend. You know they caught him. Actually they didn't. This is just getting a tattoo someday.

Jenna may not leave and you can do whatever you want. Your body, boy, is fine, newbies. Yeah I actually think dogs are addicted to Greenies, they behave differently with Greenies outside than they do at any time with anything, it's crazy you know, I feel like you should adopt that slogan because it will attack all of you , upset because they can't. read but you're like now you can gather the information you're like oh no I broke because the dog is okay we did it yeah no you kids are going to attend okay I'm not in the most literal person like in a Petco be it how I am looking for a pipe for my newbies are crack for dog you see the psychic type a very literal a dog owner comes in pairs wait rightworld mm I have more than you oh yes I have a pair, I only have a few left Michael Kors, what about all these shitty pants that are white, a literal Michael Kors?

How cute, I like it, uh, supreme, you guys are stupid, give us your money, yeah, oh my God, people are stupid, give us your money, I have to go. Kim Kardashian's beauty, Kylie, needs a lot of money, so I thought she could probably earn more, but I won't. Oh, mommy, or maybe Donnie and I want those malicious Lucas. Okay, dial your Kylie Sawyer. I mean, I've heard mixed reviews about Kim Kardashian. beauty, I haven't tried it and you know, it took me forever to get the Kylie lip kit. I got that kind of thing, it took me forever.

In fact, the only ones I have were as gifts from people who gave them to me because there are records now. I've won, yeah, and now you finally have the Kylie lip kit, enjoy girl, um, but I've heard some pretty mixed things about Kim Kardashian's beauty, but she's already releasing more looks, now I'll even rate a model Irish to show it to you. Doing this is that what I don't know about Littleton is nothing about makeup, you know, but what I can appreciate about Tighly and the way that she markets her lips is that we're not here to talk about it.

Hey, I'm literally just praising her, oh, praise her. What I can appreciate is that she has clearly created a product that stands apart from the rest in its genre, true, it's a lip kit, but it's not just oh look, it's like you hear that name, it has a buzz and it's been created . With this brand that she started with, I mean, at least from what I see, she's someone who talks about makeup or I don't know about makeup, but what I've seen is that these are easy to put on makeup, no. Pun intended, I know they're in the same family or whatever, but she goes over Snapchat and shows every single thing and I'm like, oh, this is interesting, right?

I can see what all these things look like now, it's interesting, I think that's me. Think accessories, yeah I mean a lot of people do that in the beauty community, thanks honey I see how you're right, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm literally talking to my butt, okay I've got one more in the Alas, the light. ears so we can match these eggs. I get some kind of demon voice real quick, our demon voice is coming, yeah, okay, one second, there you go fast, just Mayo, so we're going to destroy you, oh my god, okay, can we give you a little background? ?

Here because that didn't make sense to anyone is one of my favorite conspiracy theories and it turned out to be true. Yeah, it was like at first I just saw a toy or moments or something. It was like there was a wild conspiracy theory going around. I see the egg industry as a whole was trying to destroy the men's brand, just the mail, which is a vegan mayonnaise brand, is gradually eggless, well yeah, they're eggless, so dairy, um, and these egg executives were trying to take them. down, yes, because one of the main ways they made a lot of money was by having eggs and Minnie as an ingredient.

It had another way in the mayonnaise market. Where do you use eggs? Of course, there is what your color source is. that we can make money, yeah, and then I guess apparently I don't remember exactly what I fell for, but the emails came in like maybe they really were like actively sabotaging this brand of minis that we're not going to let a man hide in there. crazed eggs, we see them, just mail them and we will destroy the supporter. Look at my favorite, Labour's favorite because it sounded so ridiculous, yeah, okay, my last one after that before I tell you what Jared came in Turkey, this guy eats and the guy Jared and he's melted she's ah DHL this package is not from the United States it is like international packages a little yes something funny paralyzed to be funny a FedEx ding-dong-ditch how many times did you have a FedEx package two on the way and you' I'm waiting, waiting on the almost I'm going E and It's at my house, they go to have a drink of water, you come back and there's a note on your door and you wonder how they got that there, yeah, yeah, it wouldn't be like that. it's easier to turn it in you have to come back yeah you'd think that's ok I have a Buick plus we're definitely still trying to rebrand please buy our card if you can figure out what logo we have now with Furillo it's been reread so many times. times Trader Joe's Hawaiian shirts are great if you wear them all day every day oh here I feel like a better slogan for Trader Joseph's we have a lot of snacks not a lot of others look yeah that's a lot better definitely much better, uh Invisalign invisible braces, except for all these invisible braces that we made TT cemented, do you know how InDesign works?

So you know how they market it because it's like a clear retainer that you just like pop in your honor and then they let you know that they literally call it. The buttons, sorry, but they are simply round, transparent braces that are placed on different teeth in the mouth, encourage an improbable and generous conversation. I just thought well about our business and then they stay healthy so then you put the retainer in and you click the buttons that actually move your teeth so you basically have stew the care is almost the same except for this ridiculous level of oral care that should be done because if you put on the clear retainer and there is similar food or something similar in your mouth.

You only know it causes a cavity because something is pressing on your teeth and gums. You know what I'm saying, so you can only drink water with them at any other time, you have to take them out to eat or drink anything other than water. In addition to water, after that you have to brush your teeth, wash your teeth and then put your Invisalign braces back on. Click your buttons, but I'm already blown away enough. I always thought that this worm is just a small mouthpiece, so it's your fault because like thisThey market it to you intelligently, it's like their transparent retainers, without deception, they seem like YouTubers, they are people like here I am Invisalign roasted, I left my office and they showed me these transparent braces that were going to help and everything.

Suddenly they said: "Oh, well, we become submissive but sunny mouth" and I was like "what buttons" and then they said "like buttons" and now these are my buttons and they smile and their shoes literally look like dots on my teeth, yeah, that's crazy, no I knew it. Mind you, they don't tell you that and they put you in there and then they tie you up with these clear braces just putting those clear braces on top of your teeth how did you eat the buttons? Ah, unpleasant meaning, is that something like that? All the good ones I've come to with Chipotle, each worker has their own personality and opinion on their portion size, oh that's so true, even if there is ever someone who just gives you too much of something you don't want, no, always they give it to me not on a price I will always like it, obviously I'm not going to eat the sour cream, but if someone likes to add a little sour cream, I've seen them just pour it out until it's a white bowl of garbage.

I don't like it, girl, I understand. nasty in that ratio we think you should do that gives you as many carbs as these a little scoop gives you a little bit of protein while you pay extra for guacamole yeah, natural ice, no one buys from us with a real ID next, okay, well, because beer, because beer, so relax Claire, this is Stacey, she's 19, it's her first day, she'll pierce your ears, honey, don't take the gun, oh even if it's real. when I got my first holes in my ears as you know, I was like a kid, I think it was like six or seven and I went to the mall to see Claire's look and she was drawing the markers and making the gun or whatever and I remember her being quite young and I remember going to house and look at my Arabi as if it were done, if it was crooked.

I imagine this price, so they are still a little crooked, some like éclairs so ordinary and happy, all are so delicious. my cartilage with a gun, damn, you coordinated Carmen, like that piercing gun here, but you know what's worse. Sally Beauty simply sells the gun. I got high to go back, yes, day, oh, vegan, how would you like to be? a week of junk food yes, yes, you have some creative ways, you got macaroni and cheese, how about it, do you want a pizza? I'd love to talk a little bit, they're so good, so good, it's so bad, it's so good, it's in a good way, it's so amazing though, but like really no, yeah, you want to eat junk food all the time, it's not rubbish, but if you eat enough, yes it's okay, Lucroy, we really nailed it with coconut, that's disgusting, sorry, coconuts, come back, coconut.

Lacroix is ​​not if you. like coconut, right, and you were my friend and that's a closet attack, don't text me, although I drank it once with my friend with alcohol, it was like a you know, tropical, yeah, and it wasn't the The worst part is that the dreams alone are really unpleasant, it's wrong Terron, it's just wrong, it's like they asked their employees to come up with flavors and someone just met their deadline and called them coconut. The only time I heard about the carbonated coconut drink is in the office, when the warehouse workers earn the water, you know, and they go to invest in all the Japanese energy drinks, that coconut penis flavored energy drink and then They only do it if they get angry.

I'm pretty good at taking your time, guys, Britta here. having a passive aggressive argument with your roommate about drinking from it and not filling it oh my god that's so true it's like I remember six things about college and that's one of them that's so funny that's really Well, mmm, Abbi. no haha ​​everyone thinks Jennifer Anderson puts this on every foundation oh my god it's not I'm sure it's a very good product but we all know deep in our hearts that Jennifer Anderson isn't here washing the face with a V, no. you know what I'm saying, burner phone Justin Theroux is Julius is like an extreme justin theroux Fionn no Jennifer Anderson has a person with a diamond on a motorized stick scraping off your skin cells every day like it's not washing your face, the real skin goes out with a veto she won't, she won't go to CVS and stock up on oatmeal lotion. she is sucking people with diamonds on their heads to scratch her face.

This, she's just learning a little diamond lotion, let's face it, okay, rainforest cafe, mediocre food with mediocre. entertainment for you mediocre night beauty is your face I love the attack at the end oh you Nathan your family media good really although I know people love rainforest coffee and understand that it is nostalgic, it's fun, it's whatever, but everyone needs to be objective. okay, everything is mediocre it's like searching for something it's mediocre your mediocre meals aren't even that entertaining okay look you guys keep your mediocre unless you're like before and with this case it's magic but if you're an idiot, come on Very good, Charmian, We literally sent Big Daddy and a family of them sent a person like you.

I know it's endangered in the first place because bears are red. I'm not sure either way. I just looked it up. This is the additional Tecton Charmin. with a letter C lovely commercial Big Daddy is the third one that is a subway plan roll up the tape I have to do we can't stay here jerilyn favorite oh never get clean long before you Big Daddy what I want to understand first broader reading I Also I can choose to entertain babies with this video I don't get it we want that on the Sun so many video network apps we buy like what's your salary yeah they all need I mean they play the same ads so we watch these ads. a hundred times and then we started recognizing them and like we were a number of equivalences, she just called him Big Daddy and like she taught you, like, I shouldn't know that she's your her, like what's happening here and they're red, Uh, me.

I mean, okay, and her entire suitcase is filled with a box of totally, but you didn't bring anything on your vacation except toilet paper. Did you see the moment she takes it out? The suitcase is empty after that, yes, he is an absolute sociopath, that's right, talk about terrible. commercials in the programs we see, although this if you look for Genaro Canelo, right, he is a boxer, yes, Canelo Álvarez, here he is just looking for a folder for the turkey. Picatta commercial album alone, not a good copy, nothing against Canelo, nothing is Sloane, but these commercials are some of the worst I've had on the subway.

I just want to play the audio. Just listen to this. You have to look for it and laugh. Hey, kid, you know the people there. Okay, okay, I have no idea what made them so embarrassed. They are so good and somber in every good commercial break. Okay, it's embarrassing, but it doesn't make sense. The acting is embarrassing, but I have no idea what they are trying to tell me. What is the story here? What's the joke? What is something? okay, I don't get it, it's Tecate and then you really talk and I've never heard Canelo Ebola, but okay, but like him, I basically walked up to him, he's in the boxing gym, he's punching me and then, and then, like if he was just alone, out of nowhere, he walks into his boxing gym like in a closed private practice and he says: "be bold" like "if that happens" "get out of here" I'm practicing "I don't like to be fair" i feel like" we have a high tolerance for athletes accepting commercial gay kids be funny no no like you can suck in the world kayla oh god i actually like it okay.

Arriva, they're in a movie like when LeBron James was in a train accident, that Amy Schumer movie. It's like he's fantastic, like he has a lot of personalities being funny, that's the exception, because if you're bad, we're like, okay, we don't mind fighting you, here's one, it's not like that, it's not like that, like he was a bad puncher and any good channel would have been great it's like the idea and direction behind that commercial doesn't make sense Canelo's endings I feel like if there was something with substance behind that commercial it would have been really it wasn't great but that and in himself is whatever you are Sylvester Stallone as if, he is not the best actor in the world, but he is an actor, and an expensive one, can he be?

He can't even be this good guy. I think the bottom line here is that my commercial fails. ass and I don't know what they were looking for so what's your best scenario Big Daddy Simon no Big Daddy yeah he did it a long time ago 30 80 here you go family Big Daddy at least it's not surprising that in At least he doesn't just shake hands and say big and older women, the commercials end and you are left as if there was no closure, I don't even know what happened, I don't know, they are hugging each other, I don't know. why was there a steak involved why does he have a black eye what's the backstory I don't know if it's like everyone's sitting on him in a tub of ice and he's like canelo be brave and then look he's sitting on a tub of ice and all these beers just surge up from inside the night without any loss at first I thought they look like erections it seems not this is the sound of me shrinking oh he squeezes his whistles cringing at that - anyway much more of this , I'm done with mine, I'm done with mine, I'm almost done with my wine eyeball, there he bent his knee on it, I told them I was potentially going to make dinner, so I'd like to say shout out.

To me for keeping my promise. What are you doing? I'm just people, this is fun. I found it as good as I enjoyed this one. Do you have any others? Yeah, no, buddy, did you guys do it? Yes, they are not responding, yes, can they? Listen to us, it's like a live audience all the time, well you're not coming, thanks everyone for hanging out for another episode, this was, uh, it was fun, I appreciate it, thought it would be both, you know, the end result okay, Beebo, they. are standing Oh, LP, if you ever been to the Marshall Motel, like you, you'll never do worse than that, it's like Voltaire, but bear, yeah, sure, I see Bob, I thank you guys for hanging out, I appreciate you guys and As you win ten, we'll see you next Monday.

I will do that. Yeah, oh, sorry.