Podcast #165 - Headline Roulette

that it doesn't exist and never has existed and she's so confident she says notice C's face don't take cabs fair enough mine is Tiffany Pollard aka New York was seen putting her wallet back into a public pool carrying friends in the LAX sewer who is Tiffany Pollard ah I don't know who Julian who is Julian who is he do you know who he is he is from New York Julian is the show that reality show Flavor of Love I Love New York yes that's New York but she was in Flavor of Love, forgive me for not knowing New York because of her wrong name, which is in New York, her name is New York, that's how you know them all, my name is New York, when you sent me the gift with a knife that's New York that's New York yeah she's terrified so why did you say who is New York I said who is Tiffany Pollard oh because that's like saying who is Bruce Wayne Oh Batman you should punch that man did you just compare New York a little York with Batman? a little, uh, years, winds, okay, okay, I think that's honestly next to the Alex Jones thing, this is so believable mmm, it sure is a loose weapon, he claims it never existed and no, the butts Dacey's probably do well to use the middle one for both.

How are you doing? Okay, give me the person here. No, we'll each do our thing sharing the middle one, oh yeah, I mean okay, I've got Ethan and Neela, suddenly they can only sing in Dothraki and they used to be an alien, but they might as well be. Wendy Williams suddenly can only sing in Dothraki and then went to bed called quor'toth and then crawled back to a local Chili's. Honestly, Wendy Williams. I don't know what he's going to do next. I could see her upside down. Crawling back in a Chili's, let's go pick him up, you can't, no more, what's up with this one and he's in a perpetual state of forgetting his phone charger?

Pig, yeah, week, that's it, well, I want to read to the rest of the people we don't reach, suddenly I can only sing in Dothraki Sam Smith Paris Hilton Matt Damon Beyonce and Nick Lachey Damn Nick Lachey quintic I love Nick Lachey Okay, are we making a winner here? All of you, so the winners are okay, are those? All your winners, yeah, damn, okay, start at the top. Donald Trump shows off the new Beachbody, it's not his, but he's a great body as he spits on it. air and catch it again in your mouth that's amazing I only have three winners I think this Kylie Jenner can go on the iPhone what else?

We have to come up with the most plausible

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of 2017. The Puppeteer Who Says She's Pregnant from American Ninja Warrior. Now wow, you're just going to give them lemonade without asking me. Sure, do you like that one? Okay, you can delete it. Everyone sighs. Well, well, Alex Jones isn't sure if the Super Bowl still exists and then he opened his shirt to reveal the most exquisite jeweled bra. I'm so okay, it's okay, it's still going on, this is still going around, it's okay, it's still going on. Around the Rock, yes, it sounds great, it's incredible, Chrissy Teigan screams the national anthem at her son and then shows up, but with her butt naked at a child's birthday, it's plausible, it's good, but it doesn't compete with these.

I don't think so, then. Get rid of him, bye Chrissy, what else? Gordon Ramsay pulled out and then held a board for an hour. It's so strange. I'll leave it to you. I think we can get rid of mine. We're finishing with one. Yes, let's be. the ultimate winner I think we can get rid of this. Hillary Clinton gave Doug a real hole for China when asked how she did it, she said don't worry about it and she can't find her car keys either, yeah that one only served the purpose of getting past sponsors, I'm right, oh my gosh, Oprah, that was good, they just announced that they're running for president musically and then they start eating, yeah, it's really good to eat during, yeah, okay, I want to see them in real

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s like Photoshop, alright, Michael Kors says champagne doesn't have bubbles and then quickly left the country in a hot air balloon shortly after, okay, stop, okay, driver Adam must have enough cash to bring me mine and then throw the ball, go to the air, get rid of it well. but we compare comparing Li I would say my tops are Oprah cher The Rock The Rock Alex Jones and I don't know the rock options are and then share pretty good yeah I mean they're all good I feel like rock is my top but Donald Trump was great.

I feel like the rock woman should win the rock. One should just read it again. Rock sends a threatening text message to a guy who clapped on his plane, landed, and then audibly farted into a Dasani bottle. That's so cool, it's so Well, if that were an article, I'd click like theirs in the article there's a picture of a plane, a bottle of Dasani and the rock and you're like, I guess that happened, oh my gosh, what What if we took the MVPs here and did? Like Frankenstein is the best, okay, do it, a big part, are you going to do a Frank in one?

Frank and I was like, oh, sorry, go ahead, sweet, sweet, what else are you going to choose? Okay, yeah, are you sure he says champagne doesn't have bubbles? as he spits in the air and catches it in his mouth that's disgusting that's disgusting that's not Frank no one good to share Cheers you did it right my franken is Michael of course he just announced that he's running for president through musically and then audibly farted in disgrace in Let Me Do Something For You. Alex Juice announced that he's running for president musically and then audibly farted. I could see it shooting an air layout on yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool, mmm-hmm, okay, I really like that card, any. audibly farting into the Dasani bottle I guess the skin wins I like this what Oprah says no Tacy's matches and then the olive leaf arson to identify it all ends in that it all ends in that this is funny yes that was fun.

I feel like these

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games are fun, but they're always kind of a test, because we've done a couple episodes of each mm-hmm, so I feel like we know a little better how to go about being like that. We should make a sequel to this. headline

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or something like that, yeah, also if there's an angle that we missed, let us know, yeah, but this is fun, it's still fun and fun and it's one of my favorite things to do. I was like sitting down, yeah, and making things up. It's about doing funny things about getting things out of it, but also like I'm in front of my computer, like I'm chuckling.

Yeah, I think I'm funny, but you know, half of what I write is so dumb, it's funny, no. It matters, it's fun, it's okay, oh my, my heart, thank you anyway, yeah, oh, oh, who are you fighting? Tomorrow you are going to your last LM t of the year, are you excited? He really left you. I mean, I'm excited, I'm excited. I can't believe the years have gone by and we've done everything we've done, it's a little crazy to think about it, but I'm excited, yeah, I'm curious, this is how we're going to go. I'm going to map I don't know if you threw a dart in the exact same spot, would you come back?

No, I'd send Colin and just stay home. No, well, this

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will be. We've probably already finished the d. 'Arthur, about the time this goes up, but yeah, we're leaving tomorrow, we don't know where, which is always interesting because I packed like I had to pack like the first temperature spectrum, yeah, exactly, yeah, in the conditions Yes, but you know, it's missing. yeah I'm going to miss you oh sweet anyway we'll be back next week with another

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. I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving and I hope you are taking advantage of the Thanksgiving holiday, yes, and the holidays because I know you.

I want to get there, have a good time, we all wanted it to be Christmas, only half season left or any holiday, let's move on, yes we love you, have a great week and see you next time.