Podcast #158 - Clickbait Roulette & Missed Connections

this phone number, what kind of movement is it? Thank goodness, okay, this is called orange target. Thorpe can report and Fullerton, I couldn't keep my eyes off your ass I know it's terrible and rude but for some reason it tickled me just the right way and I couldn't help but look at you creepily I feel like you noticed me I caught myself pinching my axis while looking at you oh my god. I could have gotten in trouble, big trouble, honestly, you're a short Latina. I will buy the same one. Alright. It's a loop. That's what you ruined my reading.

What do you want me to do?. It's just a loop. It's an hour. -long loop I like the beginning ruin my triggers you've ruined my reading I caught myself pinching my shaft looking at you you're a short Latina who ended up smiling at me a couple of times but I was too intimidated to say anything I hope we'll meet there again and maybe we can swap information correctly. Oh, I'm a terrible man. I'm going to start leaving my contact information. Well, I mean, if I were here, I would call this woman and say, "Oh, Daniel, she was pinching her shaft while she was working." Me, don't send me by air, your contact.

I'm sitting here playing beautiful piano music. Okay, I'm not going to do anything. It would be so creepy if someone did that to me in public. Yes, they only ship to me by air. Contact this. One is called a girl who sleeps in her white car in Bray, a dam park. I've seen you for a second, but you looked sexy sleeping in your car, it's a newer white car. I'm 34, handsome, I work here. I would love to kiss your lips or even more, let me know. Maybe we can fix something. Jesus Christ. I see you sleeping in your car.

Nothing like a normal guy who works out in the park who's looking at you I was sleeping well he never sees while working Alicante ray wants to kiss her that's not in the mouth where you think he was kissing her feet okay this is called the race down Victory Boulevard man for women Van Nuys we were in a silver Infiniti q50 I was at the passenger light it turned green and we took off you ended up full of smoke but then it slowly slowed down and disappeared this happened on Monday September 25th around 10:00 p.m. I thought you were cute, Andrew Bally, if that's a word, haha, if that's you, send me an email with the make and model of your car, let's meet, I want to take you out to dinner as congratulations on winning and, well, This is. called Pregnant Beauty at Walmart man by woman - the beautiful pregnant woman who followed me to Walmart on Saturday afternoon three exclamation points you followed me and I couldn't help but notice your big beautiful round belly - exclamation mice great greatness, looks like ti were about to burst - exclamation points, if you're interested I would totally rub your belly with cocoa butter, you have to wonder about the R factors Us or Walmart or wherever to find pregnant women.

I mean, you join in, but all she did was I walked in the door after you and she was pregnant, listen dude, I'm not going to shame you men, but I'm not sure this is really a

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connection, yeah, Well, I think you saw a pregnant woman in public, it was a pregnant woman in the same place where you were. I don't know if I'm going to read it. I'll come back to it maybe Whole Foods San Vicente man Foreman you were wearing a hunter green dress great color you were in the store tonight around 6:30 I just wanted to tell you that you have the most amazing legs I have ever seen in my life.

You have one hell of a weekend at mr. Rogers' sweater complements his legs, but he was wearing a Mr. Rogers sweater, what does that mean? The style? Or did he have it? Well this one is called gray pants, long ugly shirt, orange beads, braids, woman for man, wait, my funnel cake, catch me. I'm not even kidding, that's all he says. oh hello shark bar women for men. I approached you when you were playing pool. I told you that if you were in a relationship you said no. I didn't get your number. I hope you see this or I see you.

I see you again. Can you imagine walking in the summer You're in a relationship No plane Hello Spikes White ball Another episode Okay, this one is called Del Taco where they have free Shabak crucified on Dere del taco Man You're the nicest guy ever I want to make babies with you Honestly no, I don't want ketchup or hot sauce. Thanks, yes, yes, they are the only person who doesn't want ketchup or hot sauce. This is called spicy. Older man and Taco Bell, man by man, made eye contact and smiled. at each other they couldn't help but look at you were tall, an older man reading the newspaper, flip flops and a mustache that you left when you sat down, if you read and this is, tell me what Taco Bell was and what time, hopefully, you'll see this. and finally we can encounter the problem of who reads the newspaper on a cue, a man with a mustache, the mustache depends.

If I saw someone reading a newspaper and Taco Bell, I'd be like checking myself to make sure that's not the case. stole his newspaper took a shirt this year this is called Chipotle Temple City man from an Asian man who works at Chipotle in Temple City today around 1:30 you are very attractive asking me if I needed anything else you are incredibly handsome and have a beautiful smile, Let's meet, what did I order and where was I wearing? I hope to hear from you. It sounds like someone who works at Chipotle asked me if he needed a larger USC if he wanted white rice, brown rice.

I think we had something right. here's the one who didn't know if he was going to read it, go ahead Julian, just tell me when I should stop. I'm going to pull my foot. This is called lactose intolerant or IBS. How much would it take to have a girl? with a loud, nasty, stinky fart or shitting loudly in front of me, okay, let me know, respond with something that tells me about your farts or shit or something, the nastier the better I know it's weird, otherwise I wouldn't be searching so much. send a photo no men sorry I just like a fart from a woman please don't mark my stuff it's a thing that pays honestly and doesn't hurt anyone or at least tell me where I can put this just so the lady doesn't shit in front of he, he doesn't hurt anyone, he's good for you, I hope he finds a nice lady too far in front of them and that concludes the disconnects for this week's segment.

Wow, did you like it? Honestly, that's my new favorite segment, pretty cool. I love Cigna. something normal is fine, not regular we have to find good ones we have to find good ones but maybe like once a month yes, that's nice, I like them and I also feel that we are doing the service that is not even, yes, really, that is if that's any of you this should make us understand very true tell the people who post and look for erroneous

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this is where we put it on the mic yeah baby like you make a girl funnel cake yeah , yes, she, she, it was her, yes, take her out. she wants to meet you and hang out, this is a really fun

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, yeah hey the dogs are even cheering up Gaza, thank you, thank you everyone, see you next week for another one, hope you enjoyed it, be sure to check out sponsz and anything that's a last parting word before you enter your beautiful week, no, but if you eat my funnel cake, come closer to me or, if you make noise, stop pointing at me, where can I perch you?