Podcast #131 - 2017 Comments

the final round, wait, but you're winning, aren't you? No, I have this one, no, it's tied at seven, yeah, so this is the This is where all the beans are here, what does a bean mean? Okay, you're ready, yes, okay, first hit me in the navel and hit me with your pumpkin with your squash racket. That's a pretty good one, either it's a big belly button or your little penis oh, just make it work, just make it work, okay, put boiling Orbeez on my nipples and visit me in jail fully dressed as Spider-Man. I'm thinking I could have won, of course I'm thinking I could hit me with your squash racket visit me in jail fully dressed like a place imagine someone going to visit in jail God, you really won trying to seriously visit someone but it's head to toe Spider-Man you really won read it again put boiling Orbeez on my nipples fully dressed like Spider-Man inel alright now we should do it before we finish we should do like MVP we should do them by hand all right like take our favorites grab some from your winning pile yeah of course marble, shut it up, super glue, shut your ass up, that one's pretty good, hit me in the shin with your scooter, yeah, hold me hostage in a kiddie AR, oh okay, turn back, nudge me and elbow, okay, this one's pretty good, touch me like you're doing it manually. rewind a VHS tape and throw myself like a grenade into the Grand Canyon like I want to see these

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appearing on other people's videos, please, they're great, please, oh, that was Peach spinning backwards, elbowing me and the elbow and sticking me with super glue. ass closed, don't turn back on me and the elbow and then that one and do it yourself with laser, how would you do it yourself with someone with laser?

Although you get a laser, uhhuh, you can buy them on certain websites, go to the dark web, yeah, no, I'm just kidding. You can buy lasers, go ahead and then have someone lie down on a bed in your house, open their eyes and just shoot the laser in their eyes and as a hope that something will happen oh my god help, help if both elbows are already bleeding, oh my gosh, it makes everything so much more complicated. You're distracted, you don't care about the laser because your elbows are cut. wide open, you're sick DIY laser, okay, what's another MVP?

Let's make another MVP. Oh, gently, gently, gently slide your Galaxy Note 7 across my butt. It's that and okay, so that's number two. We need a number one. What is that power? Clean my soft penis and gently slide your Galaxy Note 7 into my butt, wait, so if your penis is soft and someone grabs it and vigorously wipes it so it's above your head when they're done, your penis doesn't just have to be soft but it has to be pretty flexible, like in that trash movie Fantastic Four, with the guy who can bend like rubber like his penis.

Imagine that's the type of penis. I've never thought about his penis. I guess you never thought about his. dick no why I had a Stretch Armstrong too and I was a kid Stretch Armstrong dick too cuz I don't know just stretch penis just stretch penis business Str business I'm just going to start a new Tumblr just stretch penis stuff well what would there be even on that elastic penis? Things like um Stretch Armstrong fanfiction and the Fantastic Four fanfiction guy and that's it, that's literally all right and experiment tests, what does that mean trying to stretch my penis?

I don't like it for sure, what do you do? That is, I will take small doses of gum each day as vitamins and then see if I can. I don't think that will work. You will gain elasticity. I don't think that will work. I don't think you know what you're doing. talking about you don't have a penis and if you did have a penis I don't think it would be as elastic as mine, so I think so. I don't believe it. My skin is being my incomplete skin here, look, let me. Look, oh please don't pinch it, no, my God, God, Julian, can't you clean my skin.

It's an impossible move to do anything to someone's body unless you're cleaning their entire body. His whole body. whether it's his whole body or none of it, mhm, well next week on J Julian's

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we're going to cover more of these hard-hitting topics, but I'll deliberately hide my passport and hold myself hostage inside a kid's ARA, yeah . Well, for now, if you could do us a favor and send us some of these style

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right now in the comments section, we'll review and potentially pin one and maybe like a couple. Have you noticed that you can love comments now? no you can yeah you can love the comments on YouTube you click the heart button and it says the person and only the person who made that video can love it like not everyone can love wow so give the almost special seal of approval.

We might like some of your comments if you make them all up and they're weird like this, yeah, well, I mean, what I appreciate when we write them, the more specific and ridiculous they are, the better you know, yeah, but when they are. specific and really very very specific, some like the G. I feel like the essence of internet comments in

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are fan comments that are outrageously violent or outrageously sexual, yeah, and they're crazy, they're so uncomfortable, but you know, They are the most A nice, polite little 14-year-old boy wrote that I know and that's the funniest part, because these adorable little kids on the Internet are creating the darkest thing you can imagine.

He's the Internet man, so I like the praise. Millennials endlessly like kids who are teenagers right now because they're exposed to everything that happens to them and honestly, it's like another kind of humor that's been coined and like you, you look like, um, no. I don't know the shock factor of that kind of comedy that has appeared in all kinds of moments in comedy history, you know, like so much of comedy history is made up of shock value, you know, comments and this is like the new type of version. It's pretty good, it's a lot of fun.

I love you on the Internet. I love you too on the Internet. I said it first, don't be out of breath after gassing me like a horse and throwing me like a grenade at the big relatives, by the way, just two days ago. I had my wisdom teeth removed and I'm doing it, I'm doing it wonderfully. Many of you have been sending very, very nice and concerned tweets. I have to say it's easy to cover up when you have a wonderful girlfriend cooking for you non-stop. so I want to congratulate the other J for making me feel so much better.

I want to give a shout out to my other Jay for staying out of the kitchen the last few days. You already know me. I stay outside the kitchen. I like Julian, I love you, but it's been so nice to have the kitchen to myself and I can cook things at my own pace and everything stays clean, all the cupboards are closed, the refrigerator doesn't stay open and then these meals appear. in front of me is something pleasant. I think next week I'm having my wisdom teeth removed as well, as well as having them continually after that, you can start with your MERS 12 years, six years, start pulling out all those seeds and then the front.

Have you seen that photo of Tom Cruz of what his tooth looks like in the middle? He has like a middle tooth. He lines up perfectly. He is one. You know what I mean instead of two. Just no, I want to find it. you know what I'm talking about it's just a photo right, it's not really his team no, it's just a photo of him half Tom Cruz oh wait no way yes, it's a medium too yeah no, it's a photo like look at this Look , it aligns as if the middle tooth is aligned with the center of your face.

Okay, so her right front tooth lines up with the center of her face. No, I understand that she only has one front tooth. No, no, no, it's just one. that's right, it's right there, that's not an inzer, that's his other one too, this is a front tooth, no, no, there's no tooth, that's one and then the MERS julan, that's not how teeth work Oh, okay, Miss Dentist, that would be so much fun. although if they take out all your other front teeth so you can only have one and then wear braces so all the others are right next to it, oh my god, seriously, what is this picture? or they put braces on you to move them all.

Your front teeth back so you can implant a new one, a middle tooth, a master tooth. I'm going to put one up. They put braces on you to push all your teeth back and then you put in another set of teeth like a shark, so you have two. sets of teeth so that when you bite into the food you hurt it a little bit, you don't actually take out all your teeth except for one and leave it right in the middle, one on top and one on the bottom, which is two teeth, well, now we should stop while we're Go ahead, okay, but thank you all for hanging out for another

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