The Worlds Funniest Police Officer. Kevin Jordan - Full Special

you are locking up. way there are no accidents when you guard them so I'm processing the guy it's a hit on the glass it's Tucker come on we have to go we have to go there's a 211 and a freezing wind in the street, let's go now for those of you who don't know the wind ice cream, it's a donut shop in Los Angeles, if you're a criminal robbing a donut shop two blocks from a

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station, it's pretty sure we're going to catch you, so he's banging on the glass, come on, we gotta go. I have to do something like I'm not done, come on, come on, we have to go, so let's get out, let's run, let's jump on the cruise ship, we can't make it halfway.

I realize I have no weapons. We arrived at Winchell just as the two boys. They're coming out of the chill we stop Tucker jumps out the driver's side he pulls out his gun he clones it I jump out the passenger side I don't have anything so I just point my finger at Tucker says hey I'm going to go inside to see if there's more to you you sit out here and hold these guys here he runs into the freezing wind I say even they're looking that guided me like what's going on Tucker comes out looks at me I look at him he looks at me and says you should take the security out of the cheese story.

He did a lot of interesting things at work. The coolest thing he ever did was give birth to a baby. That's the best thing ever done. Know? This woman's water broke and it was cool because I had my name in the LA Times the next day and everything but this woman's water broke and she called her husband to come pick her up and he didn't show up so she tried to drive herself to the hospital and panicked and got into a 7-eleven so much that my teams are at a red light, they ran out of the street, I had to turn around and go back and give birth to a baby and a 7-eleven appeared my name in the LA Times the next day, all let me tell you something.

You work for LAPD, they just assume you know how babies grow, they don't show you a video, you know, puppet show, nothing. I never see any baby born before me. I thought a baby would come out and maybe even a winning blanket would come out huh, there's a lot that comes out of that that day. I thought I was going to have twins, that's how you know mmm one of them is It seems to you and the little one that you You will have to love him e

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ly, he is ugly, yes, here is the best part, you will also appreciate this, the most, here is the best part, so when the paramedics came and took her away to the hospital when she walked into the 7-eleven, she got into a heavy cat's lap, so I wrote her a card and they towed it away.