UNHhhh Ep 32: "Thanxgiving" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

action hello, I'm the scab that fell off that girl Vanessa's knee on the bus and in third grade and she ate, took a little time to talk and I'm a grateful cornucopia full of cold cuts Katya and welcome to the show, could we talk about anything? we want the Thanksgiving edition, yeah, what are you thankful for from the beginning? Oh, sorry, sorry, grateful for obviously and this a thousand percent real. I'm grateful for you, thank you, grateful for this mm-hmm, these human beings who look at us during their lunch breaks at work, yes, back to work, oh, I'm grateful for two things, violence and hair care for the editors, we can call Kristin Rana at any time, yes, Kristin Ron, thank you very much, yes, we need to talk to upstairs, obviously, I'm grateful for you. because I'm in love with you, I'm grateful for the fact that you turned off your phone before we started.

I have reinvigorated my gratitude for something that always played an important role in my life and I didn't know what. was missing non-sexual music that I love is that a kazoo doesn't work you don't blow too much kazoo you buy the hum it doesn't really work no, you don't know how to play kazoo I just started with music Gazoo lessons I've been taking kazoo lessons in the And always looking for ways to improve me you want the truth about tea when its ability is everyday Thanksgiving oh honey Thanksgiving oh honey thank you life wait were you wrong? a you're a war you do anal sex if I do it if I do it I love those blueberries that come in a can and they keep the shape of the can and then you cut them into little circles I love it when you open the can just put it out there, yeah.

Wow, I'm not trying to go somewhere that has fresh blueberries, no, that tells me that everyone at the tables is out of touch with what they're really supposed to be grateful for, which is the cans. You don't have any money, plus you don't have any blueberries, you could pretend to chew while you listen to the blueberries, there are ways around it, Chioda, me, I'm tinkling and you can say that if you don't have mashed potatoes to eat, you put it on. cranberries and you do the math rotate because that's what Thanksgiving is missing, would another go zombie zombie?

Is it something I'm grateful for? It's just that you keep entertaining French with me when all I do is interrupt you because you're so entertained, it's worth it, oh thank you, would you say every time you don't have to do what I was going to say? If it turns out to be metal, you would have said no, so I should keep it. I like dry turkey with a lot of salt, I do, I do, I do that side, a joke, people could also at Thanksgiving listen to the band Korn, oh God, we should be more grateful for the time, but all the time for everything , to work the extremities, you, Clive, if I'm horny, camera five, yes.

I have a bike pump on hand, yeah, I feel like I need to express myself, wait, yeah, shooting the Kenny G. How's it going, your mom? Thanksgiving to you is simply a table full of people supported like a goalkeeper. We, yeah, yeah, I just ran away unplugging, everyone's got sunglasses on, yeah, it's like more corn, cousin Debra and you shepherd this creamed corn. I just crush it in her mouth with my finger, you have no appetite again, November is a difficult month. for you, so unless I take a game I don't even know what that is, you know the real joke is the young girl there, that's a sham, what's Pam, that's a sham, that's a scam, yam it's a Farce, spam is a scam you just wrapped up? and then dig your rat that was fire pose what's your favorite Christmas album and if there's anything that gives you songs you really can't think of anything Christmas don't do it don't jump the gun boom-boom Thanksgiving album Thanks, who has the Thanksgiving album, yo, here we go, done. this is my full song, full song, but yeah, thank god, pizza, that's down, down, done tompa Thanksgiving df2 down when you're sitting at the table and you're eating turkey and you and your cousin are both getting a leg, do you sing? same parts uh yeah and guess what when the wishbone breaks we fool each other your wishbone you know what it's like to travel during the holidays let's make us go to bed for eternal sleep oh that Oh it makes me want to travel through TSA I would like that and go, what is this, this is when you are used to carrying a knife but you will try not to kill anyone else, yes this is like your lies, it is Harmer, your placebo?

Do you ever go like you know? Pass me those buns and if you can't stand the heat if you can't stand the heat I love you you think that's where I laugh at that I'm 85 percent sure I could because your eyelashes are so big I wouldn't rip your eyeball out maybe Your contact with my eyeball is definitely not talking about what you promised me. Can I spray this on you every time you say contact? Yes, you can, if you can figure out how to use it, which I challenge you to do, however, before we get there.

That's what I want to talk about you, right? I'm afraid because I want a family in a husband. I'm afraid because unless I marry a husband who can cook, my Thanksgivings will be terrible, well guess what the everyday Thanksgiving is, but you know what? Although there are many restaurants that offer the Thanksgiving feast, would you do it? Would you get a restaurant with meals on wheels? Cream horn. My grandson is studying magic. I don't listen to the news. Do you tell your family that you won't be there? Thanksgiving and then when they go to check the turkey, you're on them, you're in the pan like this, it's me and I'm guilty, yeah, jump, no, you know it was going to be here and then they put two little white things. on your feet like turkey things, yeah, and they put my own shoes on my butt, they sting, it's when you come with your boyfriend, you're Bay Bay State, you know it's bringing your friends, but with your teeth based ​​​in a stinger, can I get high? five Hi, I'm Stacie Gash and I want to talk to you about the true meaning of Thanksgiving.

What does Thanksgiving mean to me? Well, let me show you that I'm just a turkey. I don't know what year of the tournament it is. What I hope I don't get shot for feeding your turkey like Red Bull, of course they talk to me fast, baby, I got 5 heavy turkeys on my tail, come here turkey, I'm going to order you to come kill. you on each of your Thanksgiving days, I don't kill the turkey, that Buckham, because what you think, listen, I feel bad for the turkeys, this is embarrassing, yes, but look at the water, please don't use wigs, you don't wear a wig, yes, but they.

There's not much to do because his dick actually looks really cute together, you know, cover your nipples, have some dignity and don't forget to subscribe, that was it. Ann Coulter, calm down, I don't know, I could do that, yeah, but you. I want you to know your turkey means that in 42, don't bring talent on stage sleeping with talent, turkey women, I'll get you and you thought the romance was dead, did she ever, did you ever realize it too late? I've taken it too far like now, yeah, I feel like I passed out and woke up in a turkey suit.