UNHhhh Ep. 114: I'm in My 30s

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It's going to be amazing. See you there, bye, I have to tell you, I have to tell you, mm-hmm, I turned 30, congratulations, not very recently, like two months ago, yes, congratulations and it's no big deal, but I'll just say this. I remember being 21 and thinking I'm going to be a thirty-year-old drag queen, what a sad life you live, old man and a wig, yeah, but I think I always said 44-year-old drag queen, cut to two weeks from now, right? Do you like being 30 years old? I mean, listen, how old is it? It's nothing more than a number, well, I went from being like the back of the line, 24 older, 13 younger, than 30, I'm a baby, my 30s, I'm a 30 year old baby, she's a baby , if I take off this wig fine.

Now I have a curly Q with a few people who want to call you dad, but I won't accept that we accept mom, mom, no, I will slap them and punish them. Oh, come in here, my aunt, come in, it's nothing. You're going to be? called dad, do you like that? No, because I'm babies. What happens to people who lie about their age? I bet I'm not stupid. I have your life. Not because? Why is he so sweet and looks so good for your age? Because I would do? you lie because your bragging point is yes, I'm 37 years old.

Tom is so stupid. Jeff from our editing team has 43. 23 looks. he looks like 27. 27. yes, yes. Tony said it, he could be topical too or 43, yeah he's so crazy, this is what you know. What if you're going to start lying about your age? Do it young. I'm 11 when I say you're 11 when you're 19. Start young. Yes, I just turned 30. What's the advice? You have seven years of experience. In his name I would say that there is nothing, no, there is no one, there is no advice, there is the like. What I like about being 30 is that people say it's like it's all about me, okay, let's say you're 20, okay, you start filming a 25-year-old. old man, okay, let's say you're 20, you start at 25, you like the older boyfriend and yes, the older boyfriend, the older boyfriend and now it's like I'm 30, if I was single and did it at 40, I wouldn't think about it . twice I don't think about when I was 25 I licked my grandfather's land I was 65 years old Do you want to know something?

How did you know he was a grandfather? Mom, listen, we sat on the chair, I have to tell you, I licked it off and I ejaculated. I did it and I didn't wait for it to finish because at that moment I didn't care and it was over. I asked you, don't think it's so sweet if you were sitting with someone, yes and You realized in the middle, but on the way to your climax, they put a bigger cast on you, could you stop? No, because I'm 30, it's all about me, okay, oh, so you have consent, yeah, Alyssa, you seal the deal, that's it. in writing or whatever and that makes it strange, yes, because he listens and how about we go?

How about this? The body is still warm. You're hot in the house, no problem, and guess what's going to happen in about two and a half hours. Rigor mortis mom, yes, but me. I was 24 in the drivers, that's too young, you were 13 32, okay, 32, that's old, now you look the same, yeah, because you were 32, right, right, right, yeah, yeah, there's really no difference between 32 and 37, oh yeah, so I don't like being treated. like this Benjamin Button with reverse acceleration just because I sleep the evaluation found me before my second puberty reverse acceleration yes, I went from everyone's new toothless yellow concentrate to mom's rose planter people liked to have a house and babies to In my 20s my mom had three kids in one house when she was 30, that's crazy, yeah some people have four kids right now at your age, can you imagine?

No, and then you're supposed to know that whole time my mom liked me, like I said when she was 29. or 30 she had three kids one day she screamed at the top of her lungs and then she went to China for two weeks your mom - yes she just left China she rode her bike in China she said I'm out, yes her name has any Have you ever had a mugshot? No, I wish I had a mug shot. It has never happened, but many of our sister drivers have had them. Tatiana just doesn't. I just received one.

Yes. He looks better crying in a mug shot. Yes me neither. time there's actually a thought, you know, they arrested me for dragging around like Uncle Fester cross-dressing again, because how bad would that be, they'd cuff my legs, the police car would drive by and no one would see a heart, they'd see two Louboutins and wives. sticking out of the back seat there are a lot of old people things I want to get into, you know, like high fives with Metamucil, well, since I became a homeowner, I now like things like home decor with antiques, My designer didn't tell me. me yesterday what curtains are the eyelashes of a room does that mean the eyelashes are the curtains of the face because that's what it would be bangs bangs are the curtains of the head bangs are the curtain of the head what are the eyes - these windows The soul of men has a second puberty around 30, do you know this?

They have a second puberty around 30, when did my nerdiness happen? A lot of things happen, that's when people start coming here, that's when people who maybe don't have degrees and change your dream again. patterns change your sex drive changes everything changes like 30 again Oh, for you, mostly negative boards or is it that you have it from the office, does it work yes, no, no, it's not, did you think? Oh, you'd think it was going to be like hormone replacement therapy that you were going to get. turn her into a teenager, become a child again, do you think that when you take care of yourself like this you look worse?

I know because I can see it, yeah, yeah, I can't remember periods of time in your life since I met you. the exterior told a story of information oh yes, a whole skin color, eye color, yes, but for you the unchanging color of the teeth is almost annoying. It doesn't irritate me, I swear to God. I feel like that was your second puberty, yes, I must. I know my I feel like there's um there's like a witch's cabin in my mouth I just feel like there's some like me I like to trip and fall and they're in them big magic tablet so I just want like how do you get your teeth so white and I want that You pull your lip and show it like a black magic inscription.

I love older men. Me too. I think I would. The oldest person I've ever been with was when I was 20. I slept with someone who was 33, so 13 years old. but that's 13 years at the time, okay, that's the oldest sheep I have, he was 65, that grandfather was there, yeah, it was an absolutely surreal story. Look, I have to ask you when you took off his clothes. He wasn't taking away, what did you take away? her cardigan, she knows it. I just hope that as they get older I've looked older for a long time, so I hope that if you look old and young, hopefully you'll look the same for longer and maybe, therefore, when I turn 40 people will look the same. you do it when you're 30 I see a third period for you what's up or you know we're coming back I think my knees go back the other way yeah like that back like yeah yeah what did you know stop doing drag 50 let's be like funny and Coco per chosen , could you imagine us all doing well?

Here it is, this is what I'll stop doing drag when it's not fun. There's nothing more depressing than another drag queen who doesn't want to do it. I do. Sometimes I think okay, let's say at 35 if I go back, I lip sync for tips. I don't know if I'd continue mm-hmm just because I'd be trying to look for something a little more substantial, yes I am. I'm going back to the woods and if you're in the hot tub at the gym and you need to do it, you're 30, just let it go, someone comes in and I'm watching this.

I put a small candle in my turtleneck. I'm watching it go across the table. Go. I have 30.