UNHhhh 126: Masculinity Part 2

Don't try to manipulate this into another sexual scenario. It looks like I'm selling cleaning products. Hello, she wastes, dirty mouth, stop shaking. I posted a photo of us and someone said that two women alone in VIP doesn't have much value. I just had to tell you that you are awesome. Thank you. Katy asked Rupaul for advice on how to write a book and he said I learned to read first. Hi, I'm not a gym buddy, Trixie Mattel, and you know what I was thinking about what I might experience. the sewer katya and welcome to oh the show where we talk about whatever we want because it's our show and not yours, how about that? oh no, not for yours and not for yours because it's our show, not foreign, let's message first on the apps and then see each other in person, okay bro, what are you doing?

No doubt and um hbu uh, new Mexico, Howard Bynes University, interesting, are you a graduate student? No, I'm just petting you. I am not a student. I'm just fighting. Wait, should I call an ambulance? When? you can't there's no voice there's no competition um uh just to get into uh into uh mask hanging here um uh so hold the side I'll decide if you're hung okay, okay, I'll decide don't throw your phone it's not worth it you said you know what which is the last straw I hear I hate I hate those words in a posted profile it is not a description of anything there is no reliable information since that is useless you are going to say inches or there are no inches and if someone leads with their face hanging and not with their face , you know it's hammer time, yes you know, and it better be more than 10 inches, if you're an opera fan, you better be a criterion that shoots the golden hong, it's not useful. the hang is totally, I mean he could hang for the same anywhere, you're just looking for another big one to hit your big bounce hitter, yeah, I hate that stuff, it's fun too, don't stay funny, I'll be the one I will decide that.

I'll decide if it's fun, yeah, we'll see after you know what, I'll crack it open, pop some pringles, see where things go, yeah, I feel like we have a unique position because we're crossdressers from hell and so we've never had the pressure to say we are masking because there was never a chance for us to make it by the way let's talk like it is if you don't like guys who act gay you yourself are a gay person it's homophobic yes and you need to address it it's actually irresponsible , it's like not wearing deodorant, yeah, figure it out because you're just projecting how that person feels when you make them go oh oh, that really irritates you.

It does it because I know these guys who say they are masks, does that mean you have gym shorts? I know your ass still watches drag racing and goes to gay clubs and tours you're a liar you're a liar you're a liar You're never alive, my heart is, yeah, look at you, see my veins? Let's keep this. I love when you wrap yourself up. I'm not interested in comedy anymore. Now I'm about to scream. Yes, well, but now a question was so what? Does the mask imply if you had to describe it? What does that mean?

Mask means you exhibit everything a typical straight man would exhibit, so you're not a gay guy, there are no gay guys, there are no gay guys, you walk a little more like this, no don't change your hips you don't listen to gay music you don't like them gay tv shows it's like when people are straight i'm straight looking to hook up with the guy tonight guess what thanks we have something wonderful new speak clearly and no one cares i think that's how it is sometimes even though they do it as bait because They're not actually straight, but gays fall for it, so it's just as bad, wait a minute, you think they'll know.

You're not straight, but they say it to try to attract guys, Mary, I know for a fact, I know for a fact that these mask guidelines don't hold up, they can pass this mask off to do this bro scenario, but it's not necessarily that . they're like yeah, oh absolutely because they'll get, you take a three, average guy with nothing to write home about, no distinguishing features, straight on grindr, self-loathing pays dividends, have you ever met a guy with a deep voice and you just makes my stomach feel like maybe I'm not gay, I haven't, there's a bartender that works in milwaukee and every time I come home it's like portraits and just, yeah, it's like a dropper, yeah, it was like, what? why do I like a deep voice?

I'm gay because I like deep men's voices yeah yeah that doesn't mean I have to hate if a gay guy has like a girl a fairy voice a gay voice isn't a deal breaker pete what do you think well when Do I hear it? On camera myself, I think God, he sounds so gay and over time I've come to accept that and no one likes the sound of their own voice, that's truly universal and what was my other point? I don't remember who is gay or me. they're um I think I'm a police line I'm scared I think you're gay or people are going to look at me like ooh ooh ooh okay I remember being in college with my boyfriend and thinking we're not like other girls I remember that one mentality, but I was a child of the forest, you have grown up, it is a whole batch of flow that is coming and you are selling like two drops a day, like opening and sucking out all that commitment that you possess.

If you own an espresso machine drink until you shake and fall, you know, I just don't know what, no one is going to look back and say I'm so happy I'm supposed to master the mass. I wish death wanted to be more. male, no one is going to look back at his death and say the only thing I'm grateful for is because he was massively masked, yeah I never compromised my

masculinity

for anything. You like boys and you're a boy, you're already undermining whatever it is you want. I have categorized as these are the traits of my mask, yes, you are going to be a guy, what does it matter?

But first you like straight people, so if you don't find those people on Twitter who have like um in their bio, it's like God, guns, freedom, peasant wife. Things like that, yeah, yeah, those people who are like the kind of caricature of the mass gaze, what would theirs be if you were just talking about mass gays or just masked people in general? I think Matt, straight people feel personally masked, are you kidding me? it's all this is yes now especially oh my god it's like that that's how it is I don't want to be so naive but I think if you're straight ugh you're not that fragile about your

masculinity

oh right oh she's going through Oh my brother, not really , because they don't, they're not really gay at all, maybe you know what I mean, yes, and they are, but they feel like they're watching the world fall a

part

around them, men and wigs, isn't that so strange?

Seeing a man walking down the street in heels and feeling personally victimized by that. I feel like we've been unfair, but I like to think that maybe someone master of the mask is going to see this and be like, yeah, what am I doing, they're right, yeah, but they're not going to go to people who are so far away in the hallway, they're like they're probably not looking at us right, that's true, just be gay, I wish everyone was gay, I actually am. I get frustrated when people are straight, yeah I wonder what's up with that, oh it's a straight person, yeah they just don't know we have an episode about straight people, oh yeah because they have a lot of welds with Nick, yeah literally wild and out. with mccannon.org when you don't drive correctly they take away your license.

I wish I could take gay people like you know what you don't deserve this. I'll give it to a straight person who is doing the best he can. friend denise she has a drag show for her birthdays and uh her favorite singer share i'm giving her your gay license yeah, stitch that poll right, now it's time to answer the questions you've submitted using the hashtag wow, help me while you give away, I personally find that using a hashtag can help me connect with a lot of people online what is the ideal way to die hashtag well help me for research purposes I would love to go I would love to go out with a bang, a dip and a splash like something like um , okay, uh, a car accident, but they throw me out of the car into the front of the building and then a and then a um like some kind of long titans landing, yeah, totally exactly, that long lead pipe spiritual thing and then stuck there for like three hours dead, uh, I'll take advantage of that, which is fine, let's see what year of life you want to know so we can tie up the loose ends, say goodbye, do you want me to surprise you and not find out, oh ?

Would you give me a date and time, yes, oh, but next year you will die on January 1st or would you rather not, no, I would live on the edge all the time. I want to know. I would like to know. I wish I could. You know, tell me, I mean, I don't have the hashtag, let's hear it, how do I find my dead dad on the beach? wow help me you know I have different feelings about this because we haven't talked about contact since I saw him. and now that I've seen it I don't understand the fascination, but it's a great movie.

He spends an entire movie making Matthew McConaughey feel like he's an idiot scientist, yeah, and he finally tells him, so you tell us. believe something even though you have no way to prove it and she says wow I have god yeah well oh my god they have miguel wow help me wait can we make a home by ourselves wow yeah wow help me well mister superstar now you want to talk. Mask Wilson was a mask, bloody sports equipment, that's a mask, yeah, I wonder if people ever go into a sporting goods store and start putting them on.