UNHhhh Ep. 140: Power

What would you do if he came here and I just climbed on him and he went up? My eye disappeared. I never saw him again in my life. Peter. I have a question: why every time I tell a guy that he can put it wherever he wants? he always wants to put it in my oh my oatmeal, look, there is sexuality allowing you, wait ooh combo with these combo combo you do it, you love me, okay, yes, oh, animals inside me, clyde, okay, well, I think we've already Had enough of feet, hello. I want a party party party until my panties fall off trixie mattel and yes for 30 I will press my breasts against your windshield Katya and welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want because it's our show and not yours oh, I think that last

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who has it who wants it who wants to have sex with me who has the power let me tell you about power just today I had a scheduling conflict and I had to text a meeting of six people tomorrow and say I need to move it to 30 minutes later and everyone said yes, that's power, that's power, the musician, homeowner, you make the decisions, you make the decisions, you make the call, yes, and you are in a position of power as someone who is in charge. near death or on the verge of death.

Any moment could flip a switch and cause a whole mess of destruction, an abyss, yeah, let's just say people know their time with you is fleeting, yeah, and if they've got you in the room, they better turn on the cameras now, yeah You better never have noticed, yeah, because I may never come back and that's a form of power, yeah, now, sexually, do you like having the power? Oh no no no I'm going to be a full femdom ok I love it so I tried to reintroduce myself to the dating scene in LA like this I know right I was there oh you had a debutante ball , you came out like it was a prom, yeah, I'm like Italian, it was you, we were in the old spaghetti factory and you walked into the kitchen not wearing open toe shoes and you were like, I'm here, guys and ladies, the four cooks looked at them and continued cooking.

This is what I love. I love to open the door on tiptoe like I opened the door on tiptoe and I have one. shoulder why don't you have shoes it's my house why am I going to wear your shoes the house shoes in the house take off your shoes you're in the house thank you but I love doing it because I'm vulnerable and I'm soft and gentle and fragile and then I open the door and I say, oh, and then, but once we get in the bedroom, I can throw them away and I'm going to town, are you in drag?

You're absolutely fine, so if you're hooked. up not in drag or I think oh no no no no you're the opposite you're on your knees yes spaghetti on my shirt yes again oh spaghetti factory spaghetti on shirt you crawl towards the door yes yes and they Open the door and you have a inhaler in your hand and you approach them like, if they don't bring me the New York Times or the Washington Post, get out of here. I love power. I love you. You can have it. Just call the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power ballet.

You can have it, honey. Well, think about that kind of habit. Baby, there's no electricity in my house. Oh no, how can I plug something in. You know what I mean. power well, you can't really drag without power no, you need air conditioning, you need lighting, you need stereo music like the old days, yeah, I don't think they weren't gathering around a campfire to do it. a drag show, I don't think so because they need too, you need water, you need to play music, no you don't burn, no, no, no, so what would you make the singer of the cave people sing the song and then ? you have the crossdresser lip sync the singing live oh it's very easy sing a song okay um happy birthday to you wait that's copyrighted isn't it?

No, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear, save me, that's mom, but I can't. Take him there because I don't have a water well. I know you like to walk into every drag show with a wooden stick over your shoulders and two buckets and you walk into every drag show by climbing 10,000 stairs without bending your knees, but also yes. also because the water that doesn't bend spills everywhere when you get to the top you have to go it's the humor piece yeah um I mean what do you think of relationships through power which one do you think is our power dynamic? seat, I'm in the sidecar of a motorcycle that's taped together, I mean, listen, we drag for a living, why do we do it?

Oh wow, power is a joke, 100, especially you guys have seen us in the drag queens and leprechauns leprechauns yeah, looks like you spread mayonnaise on the traveler and threw them in a deep fryer, okay, like Orville Redenbacher get Rickett, he absolutely has windows and if you look at us, what we wear all of a sudden, especially before the drag race, I walk into a gay bar. Nobody cares you're walking towards Gilbert like that that party started money money drink money attention photos VIP people hear your name once and remember forever very important very important money pro glory now let me ask you something what's the key how about this one? this is power, I pull you over, excuse me ma'am, I was speeding and then I looked, oh no, let me get my driver's license and my registration, I didn't think there was any problem, officer, have a great day, and then my microphone package . she falls and the police officer realizes that I have been wired she is carrying a wire she is carrying a wire she is carrying a wire excuse me ma'am, do you know why I stopped you?

Okay, now I have a new reason to stop her. are you driving police police have power power without control what is it oh my mother she told me what is sparrow bear for me it is when people listen to you where is Sweden that is Sweden mama clear powerful people who is on the list rupaul rupaul ruth paul ruth paul ruth paul, the catholic church, unfortunately, yeah, peppa jeff bezos, jeff bezos, I mean girl, elon musk, I did an interview the other day and I was like, what does it mean to you to be involved in Dracula, so I think?

What a stupid question, but I have to think about it. I thought, "Well, it actually fulfills a lifelong dream of mine: to be in a witch power coven. Okay, what's the set? What's the superpower you want? It's telekinesis. Yeah, okay, as I want." have to do that too oh don't you see you don't even want a quiet thought on something you want yes I want to be dramatic because I'm not going to not going to change too much because then again imagine you just turn into a fat mass on the couch you never move yeah, yeah, I want Kerry White like yeah, that's what I mean, like you can, I'm not going to open my mouth for fries, yeah, I'm going to go get them and eat like a normal person, yeah, when people pass me and it'll just be a little party trick, yeah it's a party trick so now when the tray comes you tiptoe and then you open the door with your mind and you're standing like, oh Oh my god, how did that happen?

Super vulnerable again, I think in most, let's say, cis masculine women who present sexual encounters, the woman has the power, she has the cookie, the men want her and the men are generally very repressed. and I like to think about it for months and obsess about it, if you said yes, you can come, but you have to crawl among the pigs, they asia, my friend, get old to say, come with a card, a new course, a box , no one. pack a box of new ports she would give you a laundry list sometime I have it you want it where are the new ports? you know why she quit because instacart was invented she said you want to come I need three bars of lady of the lakes unsalted Irish butter I need some heavy whipping cream I need some quinoa and the newest OK magazine which is literally what it was is awesome well if you don't have it you can always get it and when you have it you can always lose it yeah dial 1900 these are some user submitted questions submitted via twitter at world of wonder using the hashtag wowhelpmaker what's your question , will you make the answer?

The dl guys hit me a lot on apps, should I ignore them or think about them? As a charity worker myself, very good question, if I may say so, go ahead, if I may say so, when at one point I felt some way about this because at one point I felt like Grinder was being co-opted by or invaded , infiltrated by um dl straight guys who wanted to take advantage of the fact that they wanted to take advantage of the homo self-loathing inherent in a gay man by doing that directly, like putting straight guys on the pedestal and doing whatever they want. in their terms, you know the immediate timeline, so it's like, thanks fairy, if you're going to find this, you better get your fair, you know, you have a CD, yeah, I like the energy of you, it's not .

Same thing, but like Tiffany Pollard says, if you're black, uh, if you're standing, hold on to all shades, yeah, if you're a little lgbtqia, you won't be able to enjoy its fruits until you do, yeah. yeah, yeah, but of course, you don't know people's situations, people are damaged, yeah, if someone grew up Catholic, you know, afraid of God, yeah, is it our place to be like?, yeah, listen to Jessica Simpson or don't have sex with me, yeah, you know. yes, jessica joshua jessica simpson jessica i love jessica simpson the shoe empire so beautiful millionaire beautiful, you have to wonder if this is forcing me to go back into the closet.

I'm going back? Am I taking steps backwards? Yes, in terms of my life and my truth. question, yes, would you sleep with the gay guy if he was married and her husband didn't know he was around her? If you think about it, because I've been in this, I've been the other woman almost always, so, uh. the other woman, the other woman, she is the other woman, but I am aware that if you participate in heterosexual activities you will not be able to enjoy the freedoms of gay work and that's period and that's on the periodic table, sister, period. period, I think I think the way I help people I think we've said it all by constantly raising the bar for all of us and doing it seamlessly.

I would say I'm surprised, but I've seen it up close, but I know you. I've seen it up close a lot of power in the circus a lot of power juggling oh my god