The Oldest Lady STRIKES GOLD! ..in BitLife

you know, I have to get on with my real life, I took up the guitar, you were eligible to retire, this is the time we are waiting for you to be eligible to retire and receive a pension from your employer, Morning Glory Medical Center, my current salary is of $200,000 and the pension is $100,000 a year, this is very good, so I have enough money in my bank account right now, like two million dollars. I have enough money to invest it and be able to earn income from it and then I'm going to make a hundred thousand dollars a year, yeah, this is what I've been working for.

My investments are going to make me money and then my pension will make me money. I will never have to work again. Your retirement from Morning Glory Medical Center is official. It's time to start with the rest, what do I do for the rest of my life? sugar daddy, your friend confesses that he is considering becoming a sugar daddy for a girl who is not even half her age, how do you respond? We are like old people, right? That means. that we're like 60 and the person he wants to be a sugar daddy for is 30 for a little under 30 maybe like 28 so she's legal so that's good and if that's what she wants and if That's what he wants.

So are you sure you won't get hurt? My breasts are getting a little saggy, so I'm considering becoming left-handed. You know what girl? Actually, I'm 70. I can't, I can't, I can't. I know not to kick like a girl. us. Women's national soccer team player Carli Lloyd kicked a 55-yard field goal at a Philadelphia Eagles practice, recently sparking a debate about whether women should be allowed to play in the NFL. Your friends turned to you and asked for your opinion. What do you think she put in the coaching position to keep her? her off the field or who she kicked pretty far if that's what she wants, so I mean, I think she could try, but she could get brutalized out there.

I played rugby in high school and I was brutalized playing with the girls, but if I played with the boys I would have died, I think I'll be indifferent. I'm going to let people deal with this themselves. My boyfriend Simon and I decided to make gesundheit our safe word. Oh, it looks like my boyfriend Simon and I have been busy. While shopping in a dirty toy store, okay, Simon and I are really getting into this. I guess I'm pretty bored during my retirement, you meet a street worker doing tricks on the street, what will you do?

Duke, ignore her, argue with her or lawyer, then this means that this street worker is hers I guess she likes to take advantage of people on the street. I don't think she's any of my business. I am 70 years old. I'm going to ignore her. Oh, I can improve my appearance again. They offer you a free pair of shoes of your choice at a designer shoe store. Lately you have been feeling inadequate about your footwear. What do you do well? If the shoe fits you well. I have to use it. I have to use that every day.

I didn't know. that a pair of shoes could make a 74-year-old woman look much better. I guess I have to go shoe shopping. I suffer from conjunctivitis. Well, luckily I know all the doctors in this city, all of them doctors from Zeeland. Oh, I already knew that. A degree in biology would also get you the job as a doctor, since he gets it girl and she cured me instantly. Retirement is nice. I just realized I don't even have a house. I would like to start buying and selling cars. queer I'm going to buy a Bugatti oh no, they refuse to show me a Bugatti he said oh I forgot to get my license, wow I guess I'm going to buy houses, instead I'll buy this craftsman house, four bedrooms, three bathrooms, with cash, yeah, come on. making investments and I'm really healthy and happy right now while a tan Enrique Iglesias concert a security guard takes you backstage to meet everyone, what will you do, have a deep conversation, connect to take a selfie or ask for autographs Now that I've been waiting. my whole life to retire and be safe and at home and have some savings to be able to connect with Enrique Iglesias, so I'm going to do it.

I am 81 years old and I connected with several of the musicians when I went to the Enrique Iglesias concert, it is perfect, we love it, now I am going to buy another house so I can sell it. None of these conditions are perfect, okay. I'm going to buy the Cape Cod house with cash, spending all my money, boom, putting it all in. in investments, you know, I'm saying you've been defrauded while you were shopping, you see a homeless man in front of you who is a little short on money while you're looking at what you're going to do.

It's my business, tell him to pass the hot pockets. or give him money now I did a very bad deed with Enrique Iglesias so I'm going to do a good deed by giving him money now it's been a few years since I have my house I'm going to sell one of my houses I'm going to party, why didn't they come eleven guests at your party? The police showed up after your neighbors complained about the noise. I was like we didn't make any noise here. The police were quite impressed that a

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as old as me. She's partying that hard you'll apologize for the noise, of course she gave me a warning.

I love the police in this city. Some of your friends are eating frog legs. Will you join them? That's so disgusting. You know we don't like that. I'm nine years old, one of my houses was broken into. I'm going to throw parties for the rest of my life. I tell the classic Cape Cod home boom. I am very rich. Organize a party at home. Yes, 32 guests came to your house party. I'm making more and more friends, yes, and my appearance is not good. Your boyfriend Simon asks you if you want to go to a bar to have two curious daiquiris.

Daiquiris, oh my god, I'm so bad at pronouncing alcoholics. Don't know. What I'm talking about, you cheated on him. I'll take it down. I am an old woman. I'm partying. Your boyfriend. Simon is nagging you to buy a car. What will you do? I guess I'll buy cars. He continued. has been with me for a long time Terry's Auto this has never let me down I'm going to buy him a Range Rover oh well I can't because I don't have my license yet and I have no intention of getting one I'm sorry Baby, I can improve my appearance again.

What's my 90 year old butt? Your gynecologist has a deal where you get a free ol. Oh, okay, so my gynecologist basically tells me that, like my whole life, it's been kind of nice, but now that. I'm 90 years old, I have like two kirti, so he wants to know if I want to cut the curtains. Yes, it's so disgusting, just horrible. You realize that your memory is not as good as it used to be. What will you do? You will meditate, wait, memory. supplements or crossword puzzles I wish I could take memory supplements and meditate, but I can't do that, you know what I'm not going to forget, although I'm not going to forget this crazy house party I'm having tonight, alone at eight and police. appeared I'm going to apologize for the noise Sorry, I was drinking some cocktails your boyfriend Simon wants to break up with you he says this because you eat too hard Simon took the best years of my life how could he do that?

I only fooled myself once. I'm going to wish him the best. I guess goodbye Simon, wow, he's an idiot. Now I'm a hundred years old and it's like he left me. Oh, your ex-boyfriend Simon is sending you dirty text messages, what will happen? you do, I'll forward it to my friends because I hate you now that you suffer from bronchitis oh no, I'm going to improve my appearance real quick before I fix the bronchitis. They are giving away free makeovers at the mall. Oh great. The Estee Lauder counter said come here you need something something got me ready girl and let's go to the doctor please cure a seal and I hope you haven't retired damn she's not here anymore I guess I'll go . a gonk Franck nugget what name hey Simon leave me alone restraining order yeah leave me alone he's been ordered to stay away from me for three years Can I find myself a new man?

A dating app has paired you with a guy named Drake Robinson. Retired accountant, he is only 82 years old. I'm 20 years older than him, but hey, I can be a sugar mama, so let's go on a date. My boyfriend died. I didn't know him very well, but I guess what the conditions of the funeral were. become unbearable, it's okay. Oh, they were referring to my internal conditions, but they are things of the world. Your ex-boyfriend Simon wants to get back together. Simon leave me alone. He says he will never take you for granted again. Sometimes you have to free the man. so you can realize how good it really was, sometimes you just need a little change of perspective and we've been apart for a good six years so maybe this is like a Jackie and Kelso thing from that show from the 70. we are like dating other people and finally getting back together.

I'm going to pretend it's a fairy tale and start dating him again. Oh, I got back together with Simon and he died. Oh, I'm a new sneaker just for you. I think I'm going on vacation just like my happiness desperately needs help Galapagos igil Appa is leaving I can't pronounce anything today Galapagos Islands first class let's see if Darwin was really right you know kazoo time while you wander your trip to the Galapagos Islands is You are approached by a drunk homeless man who wants to play you a song on his kazoo I'm going to listen to him and cheer him up I'm an old

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I feel lonely I don't have anything better to do and that really helped my happiness a lot and my health is still amazing and I've never fixed a quote in my life while washing your hands in a public bathroom you can't turn on the hand dryer and there are no more paper towels, what will you do?

I'm going to do what I always do: dry them on my shirt, what you do is shake them out and then dry them on your shirt. I died at 117 years old. Why was there a stroke? There is no indication that he would suffer a stroke. Not good, good thing, I would say other than my boyfriend dumping me and then getting back together with me and then dying the next year, I would say I had a pretty good party, full of amazing things. retirement I hope you enjoy this video if you ever want to see me again make sure to hit the push notifications and I'll see you in the next one.