Selling Weird Things to get RICH... in Bitlife

Hello Karen and welcome to my garage sale. I will sell everything today. My place. My dog. Everything you could want is for sale because I'm going to make money today. The name of the game is to make money and I will sell my. wife, if I have to come in here, you are my wife, please don't tell me that I am also

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sperm, if you want something, yeah, it's like a great conversation we should have. I know, but you know better. It doesn't matter in this life to be bankrupt we are starting a new life Where should Egypt be from?

Life in Egypt is hard. Okay, Mark Park. I was born as a man in Houston, United States. I was the result of a random hook. I'm a Gemini, my dad is also, oh I thought my dad's name was all Mark Park too, my dad is Clifford Park, he's a real estate agent and my mom is LaQuita Campbell, a naval officer. Let's go with this. I like these statistics. I'm I'm pretty happy, I'm pretty healthy, pretty smart, I'm not the most handsome, but I can have plastic surgery because I'm going to have a lot of money, so let's move on, my mother gave birth to a girl, I have a little sister, she was the result. from a random hookup on Tinder, wait, so my parents met on Bumble and my sister's dad met one of my parents on Tinder, so someone is cheating on me, but that won't stop me from making money.

You broke your mother's flower pot while you were playing. Will you admit that I broke it or it wasn't me? I'm going to admit that I didn't break it because I want a good relationship with my mom because I need her money in the future. I'm going to admit I'm going to spend some time with my mom, I wouldn't actually ask her for money, she gave me $58, okay we're on our way, we're on our way and Genesis Campbell, I mean last time I was really bad with my brother as if he were me. I just hit him in the spleen every time, so this time I'm just going to have a conversation with her and we didn't see eye to eye, so, oh, we really didn't see eye to eye.

You and your half-sister Genesis had a heated argument when talking about your imaginary friend. If you do, I will try to be nice for the first time and if it doesn't work, I will be a force to be reckoned with and study more. I'm going to study hard, oh, look with what effort, look with what effort. I'm studying, oh, I'm studying really hard, oh, I'm studying, so I'm killing second grade right now, killing it. I can only go to the doctor and the movies right now, so I'll go see a children's movie. I have to take care of my mind.

I'm studying so incredibly hard that I have to do something nice every once in a while. My enjoyment was very high. I went to the cinema to see movies, but believe me, there were none. nice sights to see and we are getting older my half sister Genesis started primary school good for her well guess what I'm going to study more and more and more and more oh look at me oh what is this part? I need bones connected to the hip. bone the hip bones connected to the clavicle I study a lot the clavicle bones connect to the total bone and that's how a human is made I'm a brainiac I'm a teacher's pet I stay longer at the end of each day I bring teacher an apple I kissed the teacher in private when no one else is looking and she pays me sometimes for it you and your father walked around Kate my parents are as boring as their only interest behind closed doors when they are on this like Tinder dating of relationship apps but to my face they're like you want to have some toast with that glass of water and I'm like oh ask my mom for money she refused okay well I'm just going to spend time with my mom with my mom it's not my money you and your mother went climbing mountains when you were 9 years old, you know, everyone knows what we are going to do and my intelligence increased by 1% from studying all that time, so it's very good to spend time with Mommy, we mean wetting the bed, having fun and having a conversation with my sister, we don't agree, we hate each other.

I'm trying so hard to be nice to this girl and she won't let that happen. She always does these

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like you're not even my whole person. Brother and I thought it wasn't even my choice why don't you run away? The people who are raising us are my parents. you have blood They beat me for that. How happy am I? 96 I guess I have to go to the old movie theater a ladder to the stairs oh it's the stars that was like wow ladder to the stairs that'll be good I'm so happy we're old enough to be a bully I've been studying so much everyone thinks I've I have a small sausage a boy in your class tells everyone that you have a small sausage what do you do you do nothing report it to my teacher by the way my teacher really likes me and she can attest that my sausage is not that bad or it is attacks I'm reporting him to the teacher because the snitches really like me for giving me points oh, I hope he doesn't hit me, but hey, I'm still one hundred percent happy, so that's great, I'm just going to study more, okay?

I keep my head down and do everything I can to succeed in life because that's the only thing that matters to me right now. I can work. I can work on my appearance later. I can make friends later, when I'm

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later and sell all my money.

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and everyone likes me so maybe it doesn't matter so much that I was bullied at school now I'm going to spend time with my dad we were the first to win and I spend time with my mom we went to the library can these people please ? pick me with my thumb, it works fine, I just need to improve my relationship with my parents because if I do, it will pay dividends later, hey, if you know what I mean, you know the old thing, here's my money, something like eleven years, I'm going to have a conversation with my sister she, no matter what I do, this girl just doesn't like me, that's all, you attacked her but she dodged you, okay, whoever her father was, they must have been a little more superior To me, okay, next year.

I'm just going to fight a little, you fought with your sister about whether she had been snooping in my room or not, which I know she had so your sister assaulted you, hit your torso and that destroyed my happiness in my hell, she really me It hit well, didn't it? It's not her? I'm going to see a doctor. You are currently of good help. My legs are broken. I'm going to get a second opinion from Johnathan Buck. You know, he says I'm also in good health. What the hell? My God. My sister is ruining my life.

I mean, I always loved a good movie. You can't find an interesting new children's movie. I must be too smart for children's movies. Now ask me any square root equation. School dance. It's time to go to your first school. dancing you are attracted to a girl named Lillian Owens what will you do go to school dances alone and they are not for me or ask Lillian to go with me Lillian is extremely pretty if she says yes and goes to the dance with then this will completely cure our little problem of happiness, however, if she says no, then my happiness and heartbreak will go straight to shit, so that's it, this is a really big risk, please, Lillian, please, please, please Please, please, go with me. please Oh Lillian Owens rejected you you went to the school dance alone your happiness is over your life is over Oh it's okay, it's okay, no, no, ah, it's okay, um, I spend time with my mom, we went bungee jumping, my Happiness is rising again, it's kind to me.

I'm changing my life. Life is not about that girl who rejects you. Life is about how you turn it around. You study hard and come back strong. This is an inspiring story about a boy who just studies all day. We are old enough. It's the first day of school and you're thinking about first impressions. How do you dress Gothic? I don't want to be the goth who studies all the time and no one likes me, so I'm not going to do goth shit. exactly like a prep person, I study all day, I get rejected from the school dance and I go to see kids movies with my mom, so maybe I can be like that cool chill guy, you know, that hipster type like me , I'm listening.

For Arctic Monkeys, they're a bit of a soft guy, but I'm very smart, I think I'm going to be fashionable and who knows, this will probably make me a little, you know, a little more attractive. I signed up for social media, yes. Hopefully I can sell my fit, make a little Instagram viral and start

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some stuff there. I don't forget the old name of the game here. I'm just trying to make my way there. I'm 15 and 13. A miserable 13 year old girl is trying to ask me out right now. She's not very pretty. She is incredibly stupid.

She incredibly crazy but super popular. Well, then I feel like my happiness is a little low right now and I feel like bringing this girl. my life will improve my status at school and make me more popular but at the same time she's going to hurt me she's crazy she's popular with 13 year olds I'm 15 I'm going to reject her and wait for the right one Okay, I can go to the gym. No, this is all. I'm working on my appearance now. I don't need that crazy girl. I can do anything she wants. $19.00 I'll soon run out of money if I'm not careful.

I worked out at the gym in Houston and my appearance improved a little I spent time with him we went yodeling do you want to live we're getting older you've been diagnosed with hives that's okay the first thing we're going to do is study as hard as we can with our hives we're going to do a little tick-tock and you know, do that challenge, we'll like to be covered in hives and then I'll wait until I get a real good look. Oh, because I'm on social media. media, you know, then I'll go to the doctor, doctor Jeremiah Richards never does me wrong and he described some treatments to me and I know I'll continue with what was so positive, oh my goodness, we're going to have to get a second opinion Jonathan book please I don't suffer from hives anymore Jonathan Bucks Menu that when I need plastic surgery very soon I will do it to make money so let's study engineering and apply to college no annual tuition of $14,000 it will cost me 60 grand Get this education first order of business.

I'm going to try to get my parents to pay, but I feel like I have studied so hard I could get a scholarship. I just want one of my parents to stop by. I want my pot to be a really big song and I applied for the scholarship. Rejected, but I'm very smart. Alright. They asked my parents to pay your parents. I refused to pay a year or two ago. My life is falling apart. I applied for a student loan. Well, now I'm enrolled in college. I need to study a lot because I don't have money.

I studied hard in second grade and it's just not like that. It's paying off right now I'm suffering from ringworm. I caught ringworm at the gym. of all things. Jonathan Buck, you never steer me wrong. Oh no, I'm not covered anymore because I'm 18. I can't afford it or I have to resort. crime robs someone, a surfer, a stockbroker or a local politician. I think a stockbroker is a little more risky, but he's less risky than a politician and unlike the surfer, this guy probably has the money to pay him. He successfully picked her pocket. I had to Do it, I have to be able to pay my doctor bills.

It's okay, you no longer suffer from ringworm. I only have 30 and nine dollars to my name, so I'm donating sperm to Houston Reproductive Health. No, I have 268 books that I am selling. All the sperm I can have I will sell to both places. No, no, they are not interested. Well this place takes my sperm again. No, eighteen years was a very productive year for me. Look at all the things I did. 19 I'm going to sell my sperm again this is much better than asking my parents for money while I run errands you witness a gangster being cruel to a dog what are you doing?

He's a gangster, so I'll call the police if I want. okay I've been riding since elementary school and I'm more involved now I think calling the police he assaulted me no oh uh he took my face off oh I'm not calling the police again uh they arrested him ha my little nerdy ass I don't know feels very good today fortunately she returned my face because my appearance is still the same mariah hernandez 16 years old high school student she is extremely pretty quite

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half crazy and not very smart this could have to be perfect could be the perfect girl for me are you Are you sure you want one day to be successful? oh she's not my type she's not she's not my type I don't like it okay I'll just focus on my meditation it's been a year so I'm going to go ahead and sell some spray.

This post is a status update and got five likes, less likes than last year. Will I ever finish school? My mom and I made friendship bracelets. It's okay, Mom, my sister and I agreed that it's better. to clean from front to back obviously from front to back right you don't want to go back to the front that's disgusting why is my sister disgusting? Okay, my little, my little sperm donations, it's literally my only source of income right now. It's okay, huh? At the gym you meet a girl named Kayla tween extremely beautiful extremely intelligent extremely rich and not crazy at all.

I'm asking you for a date. She rejected me and called me stupid. I'm not stupid. Look at my smart meter. Oh, I did. I don't need you at allthis and I will celebrate with a lovely connection, well, see you, no, well, these girls from France. They're really breaking my balls. She would love to receive your big tip. I'll carry it. We enjoy it. I'm going to go clubbing. I am handsome. You're going to the Rainbow nightclub. Maybe me too. old man Oh Oh guys, I live in a very big house people like me Maurice, you know she's 60, which is what I like, but she doesn't have any money, so I don't like some of your friends going to the races of horses, that sounds good. departure actually the choice of gold great demand Flying Cloud born to win or crusty toe I'm going to go with crusty toe for 5000 euros crusty toe at the bottom here we go crusty toe let's go he's speeding up the blue boys are going to beat but I believe in him In the end I just won 25,000 euros I have 1.2 million France has treated me well but I think I'm going to come back You left your job as vice president of engineering at Zenith Investments and now you live in Houston with 1.2 million dollars to your name, like this I guess this exchange rate is not the best, but I'm still a millionaire, so it's time to find a job.

None of them are going to pay me money. Hey, I'm in Malmo, Sweden now, what kind of jobs do you have here? The bad guys in the UK surely want engineers there. Nothing, my friends' job was probably the best job I could have had. I'm going back to France. I can be vice president of engineering at least I have some kind of income. Now is the time to sell my body. Clara Fontaine, 75 years old and a lot of money. I'm going to ask her out and now I'm dating a 75 year old woman, we made hand painted t-shirts and I have to make sure I marry her before she dies.

Listen Clara, I know you only have one high school. education, but those wallets you have in each pocket think and I appreciate a nice fat woman, so you want to get married, she said yes, oh, I hope your mouth is okay. I'm going to do well planning our wedding. It will be a wonderful wedding, the beach and the honeymoon in Türkiye, that is incredible. Oh, her net worth is worth a lot less than mine, so we don't need a prenup and I'm going to wait for her to die, but if she divorces me, that's a big deal. so I have to keep her happy I'm 59 years old, are you still dead?

Clara, come on, please, she dies. 79 Oh, she'd be dead next year. Brilliant. I keep getting these pop-ups and I'm like, yeah, my wife died. But it's like your car died, you fixed it, got the Chevrolet, leave me alone 1.8 million, oh, oh, just, I'm a furniture store and I spend time with my wife, oh, we went shopping, yeah , cheater, you discovered that your wife Claire has been soliciting men on the corner of an intersection in a seedy part of town. How old is she? You're 94 stop being a street corner prostitute please I'm going to forgive and forget because she's on her way to the grave and I didn't do this because I love her I did this because I want her money Claire, how could you help me?

I have never lived a more peaceful life. I have never lived a life where I studied. I tried to do everything right. I was good to my sister. I was good. She didn't give me money to my mom and now my wife is cheating on me with whom I have been very kind. I've just been saying that I hope she dies privately. She is 94 years old and has already died. We went to a hot dog. eat, call, you love eating a good hot dog, right? Claire, I'm sitting here buying 1.7 million dollar mansions and the best thing you can do is fool me, wait, I didn't fool her?

I did it, wow, this Chevrolet needs to stop. your sister Genesis died how is Clara my ninety-nine year old wife living in Genesis and where is my inheritance what to sell the house someone bought it and now I can finally fix my stupid Chevrolet makes you stupid oh hey he's 70 years old while I was coming back one movie to a red box he came across a shopping bag full of what appear to be magic mushrooms so he sells it he sells it he sells it o-5 I'm selling strange things today I'm waiting another year and if my wife doesn't I won't tell you If you die, I'm going to kill her, so let's see how that Clara died.

I didn't have to do it. I inherited $600,000. I'm skipping the funeral haha. I mean, Clara, I loved you when I met you. I loved you when I touched you. your rickety bones I loved you when you cheated on me on the corner when you were 95 I loved everything about you but unfortunately I'm a little busy that day so I can't make it thanks for the six hundred thousand dollars okay so I bought my house for 1, 8 and I can sell it for 2 million. Oh, these expensive houses sell so easily. I'm very unhappy, maybe I need a little connection, iris, don't ask, compress a map because it was lost in your eyes I'll give it to him um what there are no condoms available oh France was sold without protection keep worrying later make sure you back out or it doesn't matter I can't do it I guess I'll try to retire oh I enjoyed it more than she did and it's time to go buy more real estate.

Oh, 6 best haunted, okay wait, it's haunted, this could be a trap, it's haunted, this is a 138 year old house, I mean, I'm getting old like this is pretty much my style, so I'll do it I'm going to buy, but in cash. I'm having a party at a haunted house. I can't help but miss that my wife is gone. I am very happy that 154 guests came to the house. finally popular I had to like growing up and working and being alone for 40 years and marrying someone I didn't like but now I'm so popular that one of his guests overdosed on Crank, I guess I'll take him to the hospital. 85 years old I'm selling my house for three million dollars I'm going to try to be a little happier but I don't know if I've done everything right and no one likes me at all oh but no It doesn't hurt to do a little retail therapy a small store for buying and selling furniture.

Ninety year old sperm anyone? I really need this house to sell 3.3 million love, that boom. This is just a race against time to see how much money. I can possibly do it before I die Like Like Like Like Like Like It's time to find myself a rich wife ooh Cuban lasondra well let's go on a date I'm going to murder her oh I died Mark Park couldn't murder any of his wives . Mark Park died at the ripe old age of 100. He died of natural causes. He followed everything to the letter and was worth three point seven million dollars.

He really wanted to win much more than that. but I feel like Mark was unlucky and sometimes that's life when we talk about selling things. If you look to my left where the lovely Terry is standing, he's wearing my black version and it's very blurry, in fact you can't even see him. not at all, but he doesn't just look like the most beautiful man you've ever seen, aren't you a little turned on by that print on his back? He can move in it, you can do jumps, he can choose. his nose in this, stop, it's too hot, you can buy this beautiful merchandise at Bloom Not Storm and get some things out of the store very soon, so make sure you get some things before he does.

I hope you enjoy this video and I. See you at the next one. His funeral was attended by her new girlfriend, so it's a good thing he didn't kill her sooner.