I only said “SURPRISE ME” for an entire BitLife

coyote named candy, he is so cute I will keep him, I hope my pets get along well. I feel like my Kyle is going to eat my cat because that's what coyotes do if you have ever lived in an area with coyotes like them they are going to eat your animals so don't leave your animals out of sense common while at a bar a woman offers you bourbon on the rocks, oh wait, she already ordered, what if there's something in it? NoOkay, I drank it, nothing happened, I called this, you came home and found out your coyote candy had killed your pet, water, she grabbed it to death, what are you going to do?

I'm going to be like I never saw that one coming, oh. I'll get rid of her. I will post an ad online or just take her to the shelter. I'm gonna take her to the shelter and I'm gonna take this guy to the shelter and I'm gonna be like yeah this husky dog ​​is like super weird he ate my cat and they're gonna be like a girl about it being a coyote and I'm gonna pretend like I didn't know oh , the animal shelter didn't appreciate it one bit. I forgot that the shelter is going to be like you're so stupid some of your my friends are eating frog legs.

I'd try anything once, but frog legs, for some reason, are so disgusting to me, like I've seen people eat them like they're the little bone there, like I couldn't, but of course, Penelope He's trying and now. She has food poisoning. Oh, imagine getting food poisoning from a frog's leg. Imagine Lee taking a bite and him being slimy. Oh, I can't breathe. Your supervisor, Layla, approaches you and she tells you that she needs you to start putting in four more. hours a week of unpaid overtime I'm going to defend myself I refused and I had insulted her oh I didn't have to call her that but I did you have been fired of course you are why wouldn't your supervisor say she couldn't help you right?

I am not well while jogging. The club promoter confronts you and asks if you trust God. Surprise me which one. Oh, those are cuts. A magician has offered you $10,000 to take a canvas bag to Pakistan. I think I'm going to do the cougar thing about myself and this girl. We are thinking the same thing right now except I got arrested very unlucky but I have a lot of money to my name so I can afford the best. Oh no, please choose the best. Expensive lawyer, why would you do that to yourself? Oh wow, why am I the commissioner, you run into a fellow inmate named Isabella mature who is serving time for petit larceny.

Well, I'm not very afraid of her, if it's petty theft, I'll insult her. You tell her she's a hoochie mom, show Nana she's happy with a shard of glass, oh that's not good, at least she left my belly button ring because that would make me so mad. An inmate named Lindsay tells a guard that you named one of them. a fool, okay I must be pretty noticeable, I'm going to fight her, they knocked her tooth out of her mouth, they grabbed her tooth, they caused serious damage, oh she hit me in the same place they hit me before, lol Oh no, my sentence has been extended. for two years for assault, why does a gang want me to join?

Their notoriety is very low, so please don't join, thank you, I appreciate it. While in the dining room you run into a fellow prisoner named Michaela who was serving time for driving under the influence. I don't want to get killed here but I think she might oh no I told her she's been out for weeks oh she stabbed me in the navel that's what she was talking about they didn't want someone to do to me oh I died. died at 48 net worth $149k I'm scandalous an extremely unlucky mediocre I mean yeah that makes sense I'm a hero personally I've always thought that so I'm not going to undo it because it just didn't feel like this girl was going to go to places anyway like I had the worst luck, the worst start, got the flu instantly when I started this.

I really liked the option to

surprise

me. I feel like doing it throughout the game instead of playing, asking the character, it feels like you're really getting to know a person, so I think it's a really fun way to play. I hope you enjoyed this video, if you want to see me again, make sure you have push notifications and I. everything beyond the next hello