The Funniest Fake Minecraft Speedruns Of All Time...

oh, I didn't bring blocks, uh, go ahead, uh, oh my gosh, yeah, you're not trying to mess with this. People who cheat in their sprints are funny because they are terrible at hiding the fact that they cheated. These are the

funniest

fake

s. Minecraft Speedruns This speedrun starts out looking very normal. My only comment is that while they do have a

time

r, it starts at 75 seconds, which is suspicious, but there is only one way to find out if this is

fake

or not. The speedrunner. turns around and immediately starts breaking down this tree for wood, they turn the wood into boards like I said, everything here looks very very normal, now wait a second, although I don't think you noticed some things if I rewind the speedrun, you can see at At the beginning of the footage, there is actually a village far away in the distance and then after breaking the tree, when they turn around, there is another one right behind them, which is very, very lucky, but here it is where things start to get very, very suspicious, as you can see. there's a flower on the ground and listen to what the speedrunner says about it oh there's a Popp on the ground I bet I could use it for something H okay they're going to use it for something I'm terrified well the speedrunner continues exploring this village and they found a blacksmith, you will never believe what they do, they give the wooden planks to the villager for a trade and yes, the villager takes the planks and then starts throwing glowstone blocks at the speed runner and a bucket of water, how?

Is this possible? The speedrunner starts building a Teemu nether portal with Glowstone putting water in the middle and now nothing happens, of course this speedrunner was trying to enter The Ether, but I don't think they realized that you need mods installed to go there. oh brother and his damage control is giving this villager a flower. Come on, how stupid can you be, giving a flower to a villager isn't going to work. What the hell? Yes, the villager begins to build another portal. I must have missed some. updates and if you think things can't get any worse, they get worse, he enters the blacksmith's house by opening this chest and yes, he goes from 0 to 100 very quickly, so the speedrunner makes flint and steel and then lights his nether portal, that villager.

It's just been created completely legitimately and something tells me the villager will come back to perform more, then the speedrunner enters the Nether and again everything seems very, very normal, but wait a second, I don't think you noticed what just happened to happen at this

time

. a piglin right in front of them, but if I rewind the speedrun footage in the same place, it was the villager from before, so clearly he just walked and wasted time for the shapeshifting villager to change his form so that the runner speed find some gold. they get a single gold nugget and go back to the piglin, they throw the single gold nugget at the piglin, I think in an attempt to distract the people watching the speedrun and the speedrun moderators, they open their inventory and pretend to organize their items and while that's It happens that they throw 64 fire rods on the ground, buddy, you're not handy now, if things can't get any worse, listen to what the speedster says again, Stu en blazs, thanks.

I just need an Enderman. I just need an Enderman and look. that they found an Enderman if I rewind the footage take note of where this piglin is he is right next to this tree and then when I fast forward the speedrun footage the Enderman is right next to that same tree so again I could I might be wrong, but I think it's very safe to assume that this is just your shapeshifting friend to Random Minecraft Mobs. I don't quite know when the speedster approaches the Enderman oh man, you won't believe what he says, give me your W, yeah, and then the Enderman gives him his Eyes of Ender.

These are very unorthodox speeder racing methods, but they are clearly working, so at a world record pace of 3 minutes and 20 seconds, the speedrunner has as many offending eyes as he could possibly need and climbs out of the bottom pit. The speedrunner returns to the Overworld and they start launching Their Eyes of Ender to locate the fortress, but this speedrun has more twists and turns than a roller coaster at Six Flags because as they launch the Eye of Ender a pig with a chair approaches. them, if I go frame by frame, the pig cycles through the items in his inventory, holds flint and steel, holds whatever this ball is, I can't figure it out, and then starts creating the final portal, um, you know, I have Ago I haven't played Minecraft in a while, but I think I missed some updates.

Guys, I don't know. This is all fantastic news for the speedster until he realizes that the very friendly Miracle Pig doesn't know how to build. a final portal, this is so ridiculous, well the speedrunner fills the new final portal with Eyes of Ender entering the world's end record time. There's only one problem with the speedrun, despite all these ridiculous cheats, they forgot to bring blocks and used all of them. of their ender eyes so they can't use it to teleport to the center of the island and the speedster himself actually notices this oh I didn't bring blocks but that's when he gets really crazy because the pig with the chair puts a sign below and the sign says "get on", oh, that's why he has the chair standing here.

I realize you like me, yes, clearly, they are having some technical difficulties because they accidentally commit suicide, but despite dying in the middle of their fast race there. It's a very blatant and blatant cut to his footage and the speedster starts taking hits against the Ender Dragon while on this Flying Pig, unfortunately though the Ender Dragon flies away, but this is where things get really weird. , as if they weren't already rare enough. Speedrunner starts throwing all his items on the ground in an attempt to get the Final Dragon to land and then his timer says an error, I'm not sure why maybe it's not working properly because of all the crazy mods they've installed, so somehow the Ender works.

The dragon comes down and out of nowhere is killed in one hit, so all I can assume is that the pig killed it in one hit, so technically this speedrunner didn't get the world record. Pig just floats off into the sunset after absolutely loading up this horrible speedrunner, it's just the icing on the cake, what a dumb speedrun. I conveniently spawn in front of a tree, come on, yeah, no, I'm not reviewing the speedrun, the quality of this video looks like this person. I recorded his speedrun with a toaster oven, uploaded it to YouTube, downloaded it, and then repeated that process 1,000 times.

Honestly, this speedrunner should get the Guinness World Record for worst video quality of all time, but I was curious so I skipped the speedrun and the sacred cow. I'm so glad I didn't waste my time watching this. I'm sorry, but imagine you wake up and this is what you see at the foot of your bed. It's like one of those sleep paralysis demons. Yes, we beat Minecraft in a singular minute dream. no we did, yes anyway speedrunner beats

minecraft

in a minute, just horrible quality. I just thought it was funny, so I'd at least talk about it for a minute.

This speedrun seems normal from the beginning, but my only comment is that they have this. The keyboard at the bottom right of their screen is just ugly and distracting, but I suspect they have it on the screen to distract you from the fact that they are using a pen client which immediately disqualifies this speedrun. You cannot use third parties. Clients when Speedr run a game well Speedrunner creates his new world calling it Speed ​​Run and his loading screen looks very legit until this happens just wait yeah did you see let me rewind it and show you frame by frame, It goes by very quickly, but you can see very clearly that the speedrunner spawns in what appears to be a jungle biome, then there is a very sudden cut where they are in a completely different place, which is definitive proof that they are using a set seed, but you know whatever.

They're just not going to tell anyone what a sloppy way to cheat, so the speedster turns around and wow, a ruined nether portal. What a coincidence, I'm sure it has nothing to do with his very strange cut before opening the attached chest. to the ruined nether portal and literally get everything they could ever want. They need additional obsidian, a charge of fire to light the nether portal. How convenient, but keep in mind that the ruined nether portal wasn't even ruined. Actually, I'm not even sure if. can be generated this way completely full I don't know, regardless of whether it's lucky, I'll give you that for the speedrunner to enter the Nether and wait a second.

Did you see what just happened? Let me play it again and tell me if you notice. Yeah that's very suspicious as soon as they enter the abyss, not only is the loading screen simply not present in the footage, all the items in their hotbar just disappeared, what happened, where did they go while the items are in? your inventory, just removed? from the hot rod which clearly means that the speedrunner was doing something nefarious behind the scenes and cut it from the footage of him as the speedrunner finds a nether fortress and wait a second, did you notice that there are so many sudden cuts in the speedrun?

As soon as the speedrunner hits the ground in the nether fortress, there is another sudden cut and the chat history makes it very obvious saying that he is in game mode to survive. After this sudden cut, they approach a chest that again has all the items they could need enchanted. golden apples armor a weapon and the armor and weapons have unusually good enchantments. I'm going to be honest, I actually don't know if it's possible to find an iron helmet with protection 4 in a random chest, the only thing I can guess is that they created this behind the scenes and removed it from the footage, so the speed racer loses. a lot of time destroying these skeletons and if I go frame by frame here, suddenly they're in a completely different location and on top of that, where is it?

Did you get these wooden planks right? It's pretty obvious that this speed racer went behind the scenes, located a flame generator and then cut all of that out of his speed footage and that seems to be the motto of the entire speed race because again there is a sudden cut and the recording of chat says they added plunder three to their item, come on buddy, at least try to hide the fact that you're cheating long after their golden sword is magically enchanted with plunder three, they kill two llamas and get five rods of fire. and after this miraculous series of events, the speedrunner actually returns to his nether portal to return to the Overworld, which is very confusing because usually a professional speedrunner would, oh I don't know, go to a Bastion and try to catch the speedrunner. criminal on his way.

However, to the Overworld tell me if you noticed what just happened, there is no loading screen and if I go frame by frame, they actually return to the Overworld in a completely different location, but there is a sudden cut and they return to the Jungle once again . well, in 1 minute and 50 seconds, the speedrunner has as many Eyes of Ender as he could need, so they launch him into the air to locate the fortress, the speedrunner jumps into the ocean and they try to dig for a Minecraft speedrun. It's just embarrassing. The speedrunner quickly realizes how slow it is to break blocks underwater.

They waste an absurd amount of time just trying to go underwater. They run out of air. They leave a workbench and try to make a pickaxe, but by accident they just leave all the oak boards and then I think they realize I need sticks and I need cobblestones and you know I need all this stuff, so while they're literally dying, they make a wooden pickaxe and again, oh my god, it takes so long to break this thing. stone block, but fortunately, after breaking the first block, they build on top of them, finally we don't have to endure that torture anymore, so the speedrunner continues digging, they even cast an Eye of Ender to verify that they are really going to the place right and then they go to your inventory to create more tools, but wait a second, buddy.

I don't think you understood what just happened. If I go frame by frame, there was a very suspicious cut and well, could you look at it? Suddenly they have cobblestones in their inventory that they use to make a stone pickaxe, but even with so much cheating, the speedrunner still selects the wooden planks and tries to make a pickaxe with just wooden planks and then I think they realize, wait a second, I forgot how to do that. They create things again, but okay, they redeem themselves and make a stone pickaxe, would you look? They dig right into the fortress, but wait a second, what's going on here?

Somehow the speedrunner is hooked to the wall and in front you can see the End Portal room, this guy must have cheated during his speedrun and paid someone with food to edit it, oh you know , I'll give you a double cheeseburger if you edit my fake speedrun and remove all the bad cheats, clearly the editor diddid. It doesn't do its job well, the speedrunner enters the final portal room, fills the portal with eyes and enters at the end, but surprisingly there are no strange cuts here, well wait a second, did you just see that I spoke too soon if I come back to play the speedrun footage?

Frame by frame, you can see that the chat box is open, but it's only for a fraction of a second and, unfortunately, there's no way to really know what the speedrunner did behind the scenes. There's only one way to find out here, though clearly, what they did. behind the scenes wasn't good enough because there's another sudden cut where his hot bar just changes completely full of beds. Couldn't they have been more subtle about cheating, so the speedrunner starts placing? They knock down all their beds in the middle of the final island while actively almost dying, you can tell they don't know anything about Minecraft speedrunning and before the dragon finishes landing, their bed is blown up, which blows up all the other beds. it's not how to speed up

minecraft

buddy and listen I've done it before it's really not that hard there are save files you can download on the internet where you can practice a dragon cycle with beds it's actually not that hard well anyway , after a very sudden cut time, the ender dragon's health has decreased substantially, finally the speedrunner places a bed directly in front of him, the wooden block that acts as a barrier fails and he becomes invisible.

I have no idea what's going on here, but anyway, somehow, by some miracle, the speedrunner kills the Ender Dragon by beating the game in a world record 4 minutes and 41 seconds. My only suggestion for the speedrunner is to get a better editor. The best way I can describe this speedrun is amateur. They are using a video recording program that has slapped this. a huge watermark at the bottom right of your screen and then they exit Minecraft during the speedrun to start a 5 minute timer, dude. I hate to break it to you but I don't think that's how speedr run works unless it's some kind of flex that they're going to finish the game in less than 5 minutes there's only one way to know and oh yeah I forgot to mention that they have this crazy electronic Hype music in the background that is so fun to listen to while they're on. doing the most mundane task like breaking down a tree, wait a second, what is he doing?

Why are you opening your world to L? Yeah, okay, so 15 seconds into the speedrun he wastes a little time trying to get our attention by breaking a tree and then blatantly goes into creative mode to give himself a Netherite axe and you know what, he's back to creative mode. survival, yeah, no big deal, he really goes crazy with that Netherite ax showing off his skill and agility, barely able to break the blocks. In front of him, he makes a workbench to make a wooden pickaxe and a wooden axe. Even though he has a netherite axe, did he forget that he just went into creative mode to give himself a netherite axe?

Well, despite these things, the speedrunner does Back to the chat box, they start typing slash to Gak, what's a Gak? I don't know well. They were trying to get into creative mode again and now that they're back in creative mode, they give themselves a bucket of lava and a bucket of water. cube, they use it to create obsidian and somehow, without breaking the obsidian block, they magically have obsidian in their hands, although I'm confused as to what just happened here if you're going to go into creative mode and give yourself a cube of wash. and a bucket of water to get obsidian, why didn't you get obsidian?

Well, never mind, the speedrunner is trying to build a nether portal. They are having a very difficult time, they just struggle a lot to create a rectangle and then they give. they themselves are flint and steel, honestly I'm really surprised they didn't go on some sort of 10 minute trip to create a flame to light the portal just to make this race seem somewhat legit now that as soon as the speedrunner enters the bottom , press F3. They're looking around, they're trying to find maybe a nether fortress, maybe a bastion, but after about 20 to 30 seconds of looking around, they just blatantly go into spectator mode and oh my gosh, it's so funny.

See this fool floating around. spectator mode with this over the top Beast electronic music playing in the background and the icing on the cake is this ridiculous watermark at the bottom of the screen, but then things get even crazier and they start typing in the slpl chat box . I feel like a huge fool because I didn't even know this was a feature in vanilla Minecraft, is this a mod or is it vanilla because supposedly you can just place an entire nether fortress and it's at this point where the speedrun goes downhill so fast that does the speedrunner get creative? mode once they reach the nether fortress they just created out of nothing, yes that's right, they don't go into survival, they're just in Creative for the rest of the speedrun, now they give themselves a strength of 9 billion they give themselves eggs of Blaze spawn, but while they kill the flames they just spawned, your frame rate drops to 1 FPS, making it simply impossible to know what's happening on your screen and after taking all that time to play.

I play at 1 FPS and they get 11 blaze rods, they still end up getting creative and giving themselves 64 blaze rods. Okay, this is a little frustrating at this point, if you're going to cheat, you're spending so much time on theatrics. give yourself the fire rods, well, ender pearls are also given and then, okay, wait a second, why are they activating keep inventory? Yes, that's right, they just kill each other, okay, when they spawn, they blatantly give each other End Portal frames and blatantly build. the end portal attempt, they try to build the end portal, oh man this is painful to watch and then they try to fill the end portal with ender pearls, man I don't know if I'm going to make it to the end of the speedrun.

I'm going to be honest, well at this point the speedrunner tries to make amends, he tries to go into survival mode, but unfortunately the first time he types game mode sir and then the second time he does the same game mode sir , then type game. mode sus, but the fourth time is now in survival mode, so the speedrunner creates his Ender eyes and then they enter the end, unfortunately, although like every other Minecraft speedrunner who cheats, they didn't bring any blocks with them, now keep in mind that you have ender. pearls in their inventory, but instead of just throwing one on the final island to get them there, they go into creative mode again, so yada yada yada they float and break the crystals.

I just realized they must be running Minecraft on a daddy computer because they render distance looks like it's maybe one or two chunks at most oh man what is this? Okay, as if speedrunning wasn't horrible enough already. Tell me why in the world they are giving themselves a command block, they put the command block and in the console command box they write that. I'm not really sure what it's supposed to mean, then they write: Kill that stupid Ender Dragon and you won't believe it. It works, no I'm just kidding, it doesn't work, yes they pulled down a lever and are so frustrated that now they try again to use the correct command to kill the Ender Dragon but somehow it doesn't even work.

I have no idea how out of frustration the speedrunner breaks their command blocks, then takes a bed and just starts laying down a bunch exploding everything they do, they actually do a decent amount of damage to the Ender Dragon, they just keep exploding the beds until they realize that it flew away quite a while ago, so they try to plan a plan B, plan C after all. Those plans don't work out, eventually they just do the kill command in the text box and the dragon says wow, that was a fascinating battle and just like that they beat the game in world record time.