She did AWFUL things to ESCAPE JAIL.. in Bitlife

work I'm going to pretend I don't see it, it worked. My intelligence is actually at zero right now, but my appearance is pretty good. I can't believe I got away with it. Hey, it worked, it worked. Now I am a professional artist. about the art of not asking why my husband is going to be mad Logan, let's have a conversation, we agreed on the best breed of dog, you know, for a 50 year old architect, Logan, you don't have to simplify it, actually yes, yes . I have zero percent intelligence. Logan was like that, what do you do?

Are there really enough giraffes to paint? Oh, I like Rottweilers, what about you? And then we started talking about dogs. 26 years. I'm going clubbing. I go to Avery's club and I hated it oh oh, you can offer drugs, drugs, oxycodone, what's that? Give me, I'll try, am I okay? Oh, needless to say, I had fun at the club. I love my new job. I love my boss. Hugh. really nice guy, wait, didn't he die? He's okay, kid, let's go hang out. I took him to dinner, if you like him, idiot. I don't like taking this relationship to the limit with this guy who just doesn't like it.

I, uh, wild animal, a rabid possum keeps coming into your garden, what will you do? I'm going to capture it. I tried to capture and relocate a wild animal without success, but hey, after all this I must have learned something because my intelligence went up to one percent. from scratch a crisp one percent that's all I need I'm asking for a promotion does that ever work in this game? Do you ever get promotions? Listen to Logan. I think it's time for us to get married. oh we didn't agree, you and your boyfriend Logan got into an argument right when you were talking about fake orgasms, well that's my job Logan, it's what I do for Parliament.

I'm sorry, Logan, I want to spend time together. Wouldn't we? We did a little gardening. Okay, proposal, I don't have to propose. Your boyfriend Logan asked you to marry him. They have been together for six years. What will they do? I accept it. I'm engaged to my new boyfriend Logan. I'd love to. him so much, not really, but whatever, I need a few more years with Logan under my name so we can get divorced and have a good time. I'm pregnant, I'm not going to continue, let's pretend that didn't happen. I fell. the stairs, okay, I'm going to do a Brazilian butt lift.

I think it's time to do the surgery. My Brazilian butt lift was successful, so the results are not very similar. The results don't look positive but apparently it works because I'm on fire right now with how I look okay and I'm also going to move on and look for another boyfriend if he gets divorced I'll get the money from him. I've been with him for two years, okay, then I'll have a threesome, he's not interested oh okay Logan I don't think we'll really see eye to eye I'll give you one more year I forgot to plan the wedding I need to plan the wedding on a golf course and honeymoons in Egypt Perfect $16,000, let's do it I thought I was married to this guy longer than I thought so my net worth is 200k, his net worth is forty-five forty-five hundred thousand four hundred fifty thousand oh wait oh , he demands that he sign.

I have never seen such a request. A little life, sugar daddies are evolving. I'm breaking up with him completely. I don't want to do what I have to do. I've been dating this guy for so long. Actually, you know? I'm going to call off the engagement and cheat, yes, I'm asking Keith out on a date. Oh, why does everyone always know that I'm fooling everyone? I need to move to a bigger city. Are you mad at me? Logan, oh he's really mad at me, oh I'm proposing to him. again, oh he rejected me, okay that's great, I'm the type of person who doesn't break up with someone, I forced them to break up with me, how about a solo threesome?

Well, huh, a guy, okay, one of my boyfriends always enjoys this. Much more than I hope Logan runs off with the guy, Logan still hates me, okay, you know what I know, good way to lose Logan, murder some random rabbi, Adam Chin. I'm going to go after my ex Adam Chan, you know he's been living a good life since he broke up with me and I think he needs an atomic wedgie, you tried to shove your ex's underwear in his face and he called the police. I can't afford Fort Nin Wilson 300, okay, I guess, I guess, murder.

It's pretty expensive, hey, I'm going to get a public defender or I should try Moore and his associates, but then they'll lose me 30 grand. I'll try, oh, four years in prison, I lost my job, oh, I appeal my sentence. oh it's just going to cost more oh why is Fort Nelson so expensive? Okay, Ross and his associates are going with you. I lost the appeal. Oh no, I like to get out of control. Okay, I mean, I'm trying to

escape

. Oh, I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on, okay, uh-oh, oh, two moves left, oh, I need to turn around, oh, that was impossible, two years of a device in the attic, I'm starting a riot, you started a riot , a gang hit you. as prisoners they broke your ovaries they prepared your scalp they grabbed your throat and broke your knee oh they added two more years to me for inciting a riot that's not right oh I gave up no that was the only one I had I was wrong, I was wrong oh Sir, no, they caught me oh oh, I'm going to

escape

, okay, I'm doing it, this guy will catch me for sure.

I'll try again next year, wait. Logan and I have been together. Logan is still dating me. He was still dating me. all this time with me in

jail

please you have found out that your boyfriend Logan has been dating someone else while you are in prison yes I am arguing with them you scolded your boyfriend Logan for cheating on you. I have been here. All my life, how could you? Oh wait. I guess I can't really wear my adult bunny ears in prison. I have it. I need to get out of here. Come on. I'm running away.

I won't run. Oh my God, where? You're going to get a job by emigrating darling, let's get out of here yet I haven't killed my boyfriend it's not worth it I'm going to Saudi Arabia they cut off your hand Arabia you steal anything Ireland denied you uh immigrate illegally oh no, leave it They denied me, It doesn't matter, someone has to let me in. I need to leave this country now. Alright. I'm going to Colombia illegally. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, how will I behave in the same way, cooperate with the authorities or resist deportation.

Anyway, I have a life sentence. I'm resisting. Oh. My boyfriend left me. They handcuffed you and took you into Canadian custody. I can't even read. Oh wow! I'm resisting arrest. They sent me back to prison for 53. it hurts no, I don't think I have enough moves to get him out of here wait, I can leave him trapped here huh, I'm in

jail

for the second time, take these handcuffs off so I can have plastic surgery. I have money. They will change my sex just because I don't want to be recognizable because if they catch me again they will give me the chair, so they will operate on me for 64k.

This is great. I'm going to change. name to Alex oh, I'm going to change my name to not guilty not guilty take to Poirier, what else can I do? I would just like to spend as much money as possible on surgery class because I'm on the run and you know how to get the Surgery on my route If my looks are out of the ordinary I'll get out of jail and now I'm like the hottest guy ever. We are living a new good life and I am very happy about it. Just to make sure I never get caught I'm going to have my eyelids done yes, a lady I met while waiting for your uber has asked you out on a date she's 60 and I'm fine with it Alexa caught Wallace start dating her now you're Dean Alexa wall is I'm coming back, I'm not guilty, Carrie, the poor air is coming back.

I don't know what to do with my new life. I'm not smart enough to go to school. I'll just have to get a job. What if they did a job for me? background check and I actually want to know if I get caught working at McDonald's fresh out of jail because of what criminal record. They rejected me because I have a criminal record but no one has reported me even though I escaped from prison. Listen Alexa, why not? We have a conversation we talk about our spirit animals, mine is a hyena that escapes from prison, what is yours? ah someone at the bar started to discuss it oh if the police catch me I'm screwed I'm leaving oh you've been handcuffed and put in Canadian custody how are you behaving I'm resisting arrest no I was in jail for 65 years how Did they know it was me?

This again Alexa wants to break up with you, please stay, please stay, I've had such a hard life that she left me Anyway, I try to escape, it works again. I left prison for the third time. Apparently no amount of plastic surgery will keep me out of jail, so I'll sanctify it. Sorry, I thought I'd celebrate. Thanks thanks. a lot I'm finding a date I'm going to start dating her even though she has nothing good in her and I'm going to live a good family life okay, let's have a conversation, discuss whether or not Humans are intrinsically good or bad, did you read the news honey, because I've been in jail for quite a while, you've been diagnosed with depression, what a honey, oh we get along so well, we talk about which musician has the worst fanbase.

That was spicy, how about we get married? She said yes, you find a briefcase, what do you do? I'm not turning him in and the cops aren't exactly friends right now. I'll keep it, it's mine now, oh, and me. I had 131 dollars in this what a lifetime raises uh now we have a baby oh we couldn't get pregnant oh I know what we're going to do we're going to go for in vitro fertilization get IVF my fiancé is too old oh no I'm planning it We are going to have our wedding at the Country Club of Italy in Italy honeymoon.

Can I go to Italy? I'm doing it you're thinking if you should make your fiancée sign a prenup we don't need a prenup her net worth is worth less than mine in chains oh well when it's a shackle I thought it meant you went back to jail again I can go on a moon of honey I can travel do you want to take his last name yes, I'm just going to take the Everything I have to change everything about me to be able to live a good and decent life. I'm going to get my GED.

Sign up. I failed. Wow, what a full life I've lived when you're on a cruise because we're old. Your wife Alexa wants to go with you. I'm going alone. I feel bad for leaving my wife. They handcuffed you and took you to Canada. What happens if I cooperate? I went to prison for 98 years. That's what I get for continuing. the rules at least I have a good wife and a good cruise well, the millionth time is the charm oh oh I'm giving up oh well, it's never too late, a riot starts. They beat me up, they hit my larynx, they squeezed my torso and they froze my navel and hit my arm.

Hasn't your prison sentence been extended by eight years? Well, good for me. I guess Alexa wants a divorce. Beg her to stay. She decided to stay. OK honey. I am out of here. I'm going to get out of here and we'll be together I'm trying to escape, okay, I know what to do, you know, yeah, yeah, that's what you got, that's what you got, I'm going to look at my life, you escaped from prison. and now running away, honey, I missed you, I missed you, honey, listen, let's have a conversation, she's not interested in talking to me, Alec Alexa, come on, come on, let's renew our wedding vows, come on, she doesn't want to, my mom died.

I guess I'll attend. I have been diagnosed with fibromyalgia. Our pentacle is printed. Okay, this is not like that. My life is not working right now. Listen, oh, that's my dead mother. Listen, we have to fix this. Why not? Oh, that's it, that's it. find a tailor Parsons, even though you are married to a woman and your name is Taylor Parsons invites you to exchange plans, come on,

things

are getting going, let's just not use protection on whatever she enjoyed, you had an affair of a night and she tells you after that she got married, what a horrible person.

A beggar you met at the bar told you that if you take a suitcase to Germany you will win $17,000. It was a pain, it's not nice to know you ran away again. Listen, we're getting divorced. We're getting divorced, of course, of course, she'll always pay me $3,600. I'm going to keep her last name, although while at a Pharrell concert you witness a gypsy vandalize a convenience store. I won't call the police, I'll try to be a ninja. and she hit my calf I died you died after suffering massive injuries and an assault where there were so many dolls in peace you had a good life you tried you weren't very smart and look where it got to maybe I shouldn't They changed when he wasn't guilty no one came to my funeral not guilty he settled into a life of crime friends are still shocked we were calling how he loves us how he once successfully escaped from prison one time I escaped like 14 times 64 is a young age to die but I would say it was Well, I hope you enjoyed this video and I'll see you in the next one, bye.