Reacting to Bad Yelp Reviews ft. Terry Crews

Ok, here we go, welcome to the mythical plus, oh, here we go, new selfie face. Okay, we have a new selfie face that we're going to make up right now with Terry Crews. I just watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for eight hours straight. Your phone is fine, so I think it's dead inside, yeah, yeah, really her tonight, bring it closer, that's good. I watch Real Housewives without my glasses. Don't know. Okay, I'm still a little hot. Why don't you explain this to me? Hey. and you know what I'm okay, yeah you have my number but you also had the power to let him have it, you could have Mint, no I couldn't manipulate Terry into switching with me, yeah I wanted you to take the blame.

Oh, first of all. I still have this chemical taste in my mouth that probably won't go away for a couple of days. You know my thing is your skill, your game face, even though it's so amazing, you can be my agent, oh yeah, I need you, I need a managing agent, this guy, okay, so we have some whiny Yelp

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for establishments in Brooklyn, the borough, okay, we'll read them and decide if there's too much wine or not, okay, you want to read the first one, I'm sure this is a review of the Woods Ants bar in Williamsburg.

I've been to Williamsburg, have you ever been in the woods? No, Claire D. I was here since my best friend's birthday and we were having a great time, we heard so. Usher, we go and run with Glee to dance, but not only did they stop before the ludus verse, which is the best part of any song, but they cut it before the second part, oh no, twice, not three times before come here, a star, oh that's it. Pretty whiny, that's whiny as hell, but no, but I wasn't

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to the song being interrupted. Yeah that's a good point too, come on man you mix, this is what the DJ does, if you want Edison you can go to Spotify.

At home, this is all your song, you know it's true without a problem, but this is right here, when I'm out with my girls and I know the loot is about to arrive. I mean, I get the whole Mason thing, that's why - whine, why I think one star is really that's when it went too far they're trying to ruin people's lives one star is going to do that the whole farm on this in the woods yeah, I won't put her life savings on what they are and she's trying to kill and not play in the miscellaneous bathroom and it's just a DJ they hired one night - complaining, you're right, it's okay, thanks, okay, now I'm faced with, okay, number two, the Brooklyn Bowl, the bowling concert hall and Williamsburg, okay, I came.

I'm here tonight with my husband, but the doorman wouldn't let me in because he didn't bring my ID. Sounds fair, wait, did I mention I'm eight months pregnant and my belly is the size of a yoga ball, there's no big one? way she couldn't tell my husband quote this is my wife we're just here for some food he no she needs an ID we can have some food to take her no dee dee just left I don't know why a bowling alley I asked for an ID yes that's the policy, but there has to be a reason behind it, certain friend, do you think this pregnant woman is underage after carding her husband or will she come in drinking a ton of alcohol and saying: Wow, use your brain from time to time?

While it doesn't hurt and, by the way, it's a nice attitude that will definitely get you somewhere before we get into why not, you're reading Ali's book now that was really great. There's like a fucking law, there's no circumstance where you don't do it. Don't let a pregnant woman be able to rob a bank if she wants. Can I deny it? Yes, a pregnant woman. The food is crazy. There is no Brooklyn Bowl. You must close. Very good. Place. The July night. Cocktail bar. Williamsburg. HoneyJoy. Wow, there's a waiter there, her name is Aileen Wuornos, oh, and maybe she should adjust her attitude if she wants to work in the service industry, you know, I think they want to start, but wait, you know ?

A Wuornos assessment is like the lady for monster I want to put this together he found himself with the same name as Ryan's lady is that it's a movie I don't know it sounds like the same lady but I think around I think he shouts the first and last name Wow that's taking it too far away yeah, and now we said it, he's literally stalking, you have to give, you have a sub, you have to give details if you're going to go in so hard, yeah, he, no, he didn't say what she did wrong, yeah, that It sounds just like empty crying. like someone she probably likes like in high school and then you hit her, yeah, and you go, I like you and she's like, why are you hitting me?

She needs to work on her attitude, right, yeah, see my yelling review about you? uh-uh no no this is not a why not a why it's a why it's why not what I mean is it's not why rather but it's not in the wine it does it is - why it's our - complain - complaining is too much doesn't count as a legitimate royal official, we just received information about Aileen Wuornos is a series, no, Charlize Theron played her in the movie, the monster got an Oscar for it, but I got it right, so he called a serial killer, so this makes me think very differently.

No, he's not criticizing someone personally, it's just that this person was so bad that he's like a serial killer, that's what he's saying, but his friends like the comical joke, it's not very clear in the way who wrote it because her name is opposite of I guess her name is kind of bad, it could be Sylvia, yeah you might be giving us a clue, be careful with it, so it's not like it's a complaint, it's just this, It's not a well-constructed comedy, you've never done a shouting review. yourself, no, I made one, I ran one time and we moved to Los Angeles.

I thought you know what I'm starting to use Yelp more. I feel like I need to give back to the community. I went to this place, it was horrible and I was This is my chance. I'm going to change this place to a new one, which I did and then received an email. I thought it was automated, but it wasn't. It was from Yelp and they said we just want to let you know that the manager. I complained about your review and we have removed it, yes they can do that and the only review I gave was that once they say listen this guy will come to Yelp just to hate this place.

That's not good form. I think you have to show that you are going to give a lot of criticism and that you are going to be impartial. I do not see it. I think that's good, but that's why I don't waste my time. with you I go straight to Twitter like the president oh yeah there was once a delivery service a food delivery service yeah who said I just got boopity riku's delivered and it's behind me they don't tip oh no Twitter, yeah, they actually mentioned me and him coming to my house and all that is a no-no man.

I went straight to that service and put them on Twitter like you better train your employees not to tell people what's going on, so you know, I mean. so Twitter is usually more effective than you directly until they know it's me, the whole Boots pizzeria review and I've been there in Park Slope. Been there, oh man that was pretty good three words from Donna F, gross, disgusting and! Disgusting, okay, okay, I have to write more. I have no idea how they make the crust. I was afraid of breaking my teeth. I tasted it like I was chewing sand pizza with red onion and tasteless mushrooms.

I was putting everyone every. I was putting everyone. every seasoning to give it a dirty taste and practically self serve was good bad no order the red onion was right because she was complaining like yeah that was your choice and what was in the pieces I think I like this one you know? what's specific is um she says what she ordered she says what she knew I felt like I was there I was drawn into the narrative it was quite descriptive it was very what she had said what she did to try to rescue the situation and it ended in something positive and he used them, he conjugated how disgusting, but he was fighting it like it was disgusting, the fish was going to break his teeth, why is he putting more seasonings on what you wanted?

I guess you don't like something. Just like what I just ate here I don't continue eating it no, no, I'm saying that she is good, this is good, don't complain, I put it off, I put it off, bandim, that's good, a good man, that's good . one yes and the band was a rocket, she gave him two accessories and finally we are finally ready. This Oh Britain House 33 brewery in Greenpoint is the one for Dave B if you like hanging out with a family of big cockroaches while enjoying a beer. like in the comedy here, check out the outside benches, one might even climb on your neck if you're lucky like me, luckily the windows around the establishment are all open so if the cockroaches felt cold they could just hang out outside nearby From the open food bar, the beer selection here is excellent, although they are disenchanted and disinterested.

The waiters would probably prefer not to tell you about them. A star. I like it. I guess she's good. Good creativity. I mean, I'm in a movie. I'm there like cockroaches. from the windows crawling in my web open disenchanted waiters if you're going to take the time to write a review, you need to be a little poetic by jumping out of your story. I also did a scream review and it was for a seafood. restaurant in North Carolina that was on the water but had no windows. Oh, I wrote, I keep talking about how they need a remodel.

I just wrote. I just wrote a very tongue-in-cheek review similar to this funny and sarcastic one about how I loved it and how you guys like it. They made me wait. the view after I left the rest and then they received, they didn't email me, but they responded like they were very upset with me. I was like just don't make a window, I mean what I have to do is like cut a hole, right? I mean, you're in the water, yeah, I'd say they're not complaining because every time you see a cockroach that's not a female, right?

Yes, you can do it if you see that you are eating. I guarantee there are a million more, so that's it. I could never say that, yes, if you saw that a spritzen house is not good, we agree, can we also agree that you are willing to come back?, yes, let's leave the past behind. I agree. I trust you again. Thanks for coming. man, hey man, this was fun, i got some hair, i got some lips, it kinda stinks, get the legendary grooming collection available now at legendary dot com.