Podcast #262 - Playing Incohearent

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these wonderful cosplayers here ladies and gentlemen we have Kermit on the table today who demanded to be a marble cosplay he's been a good guy right now he's just sitting here like this it's like if i knew the drill if i'm up here i have to sit like this you're just sitting a little suss but like you've seen it because you're planning you ready to skip enough daddy's coffee right into the blender right into our Apollo like there's all these holes in the Plus, like air vents, it's going to spill the coffee through each one of them, oh, that's a good boy, oh, that's so much better. the drill in five minutes is going to be begging to get inside your onesie your comfy ones he made for me and ease me and these guys a proud sponsor of Jenna Jillian

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I'm wearing my underwear, my bra is under here, but if you put Carmen here, she'll start licking my stomach. Is love. God yes, if you have exposed skin, she'll lick it off. creature if you have exposed skin he will lick it he is he is a real life bogeyman so gross he imagined himself as a demon who only wanted to find people with exposed skin so they could lick it like they had that side of them that's friendly true - like silly people what is that known as deceit yes trickster god trickster gods but he's like seriously the devil and so deep down he's like an evil monster who licks but doesn't like wanting to hurt you he just wants to scare you and lick you but his licks hurt yeah maybe they give you like a rash or take your skin off yeah they take your skin oh but right now he licks you and then over time starts. to hurt and then your skin just melts Karm it's true you've been doing that - he's coming you're going to make our skin fall off he's trying to give me rashes even though he doesn't even hide it a lot of people who are allergic to Kermit I try to warn people because he really likes everyone so i go up to someone and then i start licking their hand on their arm then they say yes and then ten seconds later it doesn't happen to me at all but it has happened to Several people suddenly break out in hives like a Komodo dragon.

I can't stand him shirtless, yeah, well, you're also allergic to liking his fur, like he gives you hives, yeah because he. he licks his fur he knows what we're talking about yes he knows it's like he's looking at you like that okay but you can still be a good boy look at yourself don't waste it I know but all of a sudden at once he'll just decide it's over and then he'll jump to my lap you know mm-hmm it's just the sudden movements sareth speaking of theremins you want to play incoherent we had to play incoherent we're going to play a game known as bobble incoherent you want to snuggle with the bunny ok bunnies like stay away my bad friend i saw this game because a lot of people on the internet have been

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it because it's a really fun game and it seems like a really cool time and it seems to be right up our alley as people who like to play snake oil one of the games will be played on the oil podcast snake oil snake we play shark tank ah snake oil stuff where we get things out of a cup mm-hmm pizza party just hide and seek only the fire in the city the donkey still can't believe what you did that's pretty sick you hit yourself on top of a ladder for me it's pre-mass what can I say we have a great podcast there we don't do but I saw people

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this and it really made me laugh.

It's funny yeah basically one side of the card says an actual phrase and it looks like they are divided into three categories. I forgot what yellow looks like, just normal blue. it's party and red it's kinky pop culture pop culture party and kinky so the way it works is you ever see something like on twitter or you know one of those things your friends text you and say read these words and were the words are nonsense and then you read it but when you read it out loud it says something else that's what this game is so it gives you a card with a bunch of words on it and depending on the category if you read it right and you can let it kind of sink into your brain you'll understand what it's trying to make you say yes and you're supposed to do it in 60 seconds and apparently you can give a hint but we don't have rules. we have no rules oh who cares since episode one of this podcast we established that there are no rules no rules so we're going to read phonetically but the words on the card and then we're going to try to read. all together and you can guess too so you can play along if you wanna wanna go first you grab that box there we go good so you ready to play where's the guide to the yellows pop culture party? easy to remember what you want here yeah just party oh party okay let me read it show me i'm reading the phonics fizz dub hum bing those are the words she has to read yeah you gotta cut to the chase it's you gotta show me there i'm showing you the card look but if you show me the card i can read them right whatever and it's party party fizz dub humming this silly pop there's dub on bing may i want a hint i don't want i think i'm going to be really good at this game. tubbing i think that's the last word no no this doubles a bing you want me the hit in the car yeah boy you want the hint in the car oh well es you want a hint on the card or a hint from me on my words on the card okay clubbing this Humpty dub that didn't help at all fists fists puppy there you go thank you that high-fived you on your turn read me your card I'm going to read you a pop culture card because we all know that's their forte look look look what I can do Can I show you the card pervert beep please ready yes beep please be please wait what is yellow pop culture beep your please beep perfect never be please Bieber Fever how did you get that?

Yeah, you know what the clue says? Canadian disease, all disease symptoms include rapid heart rate and high-pitched screams. I'm still winning oh okay 'cause I got mine first I get it right sick you know it's a little in the way no we're gonna push it no it's great no okay we're doing our first perverted, it will be perverse. here we go Jenna read us the phonetics mission Harry chief H tion oh this is a good mission Harry Bosch chief itch missionary chief kitchen faster missionary Boston don't you know mission Harry chief action faster missionary Washington Pray missionary Madison read part two faster Harry bought know son is ing shouldn't is ing no it's not edge that's what it says it's ok read from the boss faster boss kitchen all the way fast Bachchan now all look at it give me a hint It's not ok starting pose missionary position I know that was fun It's funny of me because I know what it is and that's why it sounds like that No I know, I know it's hard, yes you did well, alright though. don't look i'm looking don't look i'm a look at me uh leif mia khalifa damn what was easy do another one that was bad no i don't want another you can't get one after jump culture for you far rat turn it heep rod its faster good fara turn it he brought her forever he brought her don't try to justify so he brought her good turn it he bought her yes sir fara turn it he brought her away spinning head we brought her it's getting worse im so bad at this let me know if you want to know what i'm better at one of those puzzles with this i give you a bunch of letters and you have to decode it and do it make such a horrible exaggerated sentence make it wider the clue is greek am i dumb? not okay turn to him brought it showing it to me you have a hit college frat brought it no he didn't bring it read the last part Trinity party no but far right turn it but you already have frat why are you dancing in eternity far away you already have that word far eternity party no rotter rotter if you and me are in the same bro yes thank you wait im bad im dumb oh my god i cant do it if theres nothing to be bad at.

I would think it's good to be bad at this because this is literally bullshit, which is why I'm good at it. This does not work. to my brain belly right hank run when he stays home hank run since a woman fall in love on wednesday let's hang up smash on wednesday won't hang up smash on wednesday boom hank smash on wednesday good man smash don't say right main questions than me and it's the hump day what on instagram hashtag wcw won't hang chris wants it good women crush wednesday yes my least favorite track is saying faster doesn't work well that's only when i say to myself it's ok every day in my brain yeah alright blue let's do a bad part one in this deal with that Red Solo Cup red you said it yeah I know give me a second Red Solo Cup yeah okay it's a red soled oak yeah yeah some of these are very easy ok let's turn off the timer oh sorry. excuse me in such a good boy look at him it's your turn to do his best marvel cosplay her tongue sticks out the side of her mouth we're partying party bad ate ryf she too sick and ate well skin too sick and ate right for the second graded the sick and ADA Trevor to see Canadian River this is hard second second ad river ok and like the true MVP tonight second eight came to his abound sometimes you hand the keys to them thinking of the driver designated. sounds weird the only double D's that will let you in their car hello you're roasting way to make it weird in Co here it's good we're doing it's like only the perverts now Julian fairy King tush eats fairy kinta sheets very soft sheets nice fairy kinto machine sheets great sorry to understand yes very contagious important life skill for them its you sheets yes fairy Kenta she is just operating you know who is a fairy Kenta her her mother he is fucking exposed skin. how come your foot can't wait to lick me besides being a snack or lollipop lollipop human lollipop staring at me no no no no he's been such a good boy yeah you're such a good boy dude ok go away she she's being so nice you're nice you're nice you're nice good boy yeah thanks one ok give me one pervert pretend who faked a puppy oops fake huh boobs fake boobs fake boobs fake boobs kermit now he's going to start crying because we said fake boobs oh good loop lube from rich hands lube that could be pop culture that could be a party that could be any of them automotive hobby automotive okay give me crooked fighting style talking about fighting style lube wears royce remix edition of frank the tank old school no that was when frank the tank does the beer bong at the party except he cuts me off pouring the white claw in your mouth with my mouth oh Sid ton knife ace Sid - knife ace sit on my face sit on my face oh my god the game oh my god im playing the game the track are the VIP seats Kinks only them talking about it yes fer rents change the pen is for rent change the pen is for rent change the pens the pen is for rent change the pen for when you change the pin to change the perks keeping it casual to rinse change the pen so it's not on your head don't burnsweet sharp end of your not for rent switch pen for rent switch pen for your I have another clue to give you this fine when two people are dating, except you don't want to tag it for on the switch pen of yoursorry come yo' no sorry donkeys donkey style oh i got better donkey style one of us stand behind the other then pointed to the front just kick them in the chest yeah man man like cohorts man like cohorts, black hearts, uncles like cohorts, my cards hung like a horse, yeah I feel like I've figured out how to be a Julian-style donkey, what tomorrow would I hang?

Marty what I am good morning good morning I'd be too powerful I don't know okay say it and I'll punch you Jake handsome man watch carry huh I don't know I don't need a punch jkv huh no, that's not helping me. yeah mama ma ke V huh what is Hut shake mud shack shake mama hot yacht shake hut yeah MOC MOC AV huh shake heart yeah mommy shake what your momma gave you yeah omg the clue is drop it like it's hot mates Oh sir call shirt Oh no circle idiot oh my gosh ok the suggestion is to look for like minded people so they can sit down and agree with each other oh that's like, ok online circle not just literal then literal and helping hand ok lose your fortune. can get hot kitty losing your virginity boring it's a boring car tell her get up give me another come get her deed come so mi do grope her so whispered micropenis ok hurry party hurry shack you'll asian premature ejaculation premature ejaculation how you do you know i think so i think it's me minh what do i mean?

I don't know, I think you try harder when you whisper no, subconsciously, no. Think there might be something useful when you hear him whisper it blurs the sound of words I didn't do it so you can hear it I'll get it out of my mind Sex I want to see if it really works yeah yeah Actually you had to whisper it Chad hats baba, it's not so easy without your head, no, and this is also a bad card chat. does it still works still works wow im so impressed my turn whisper telling you alternating damage heat who does it doc to me yeah yeah i dont know maybe its because its like its not that loud i think its a matter of volume mm-hmm you know, yes, yes, don't move, hug, isn't that okay with you, no, no, don't?

It's a question: do you want to do it? more is ok one more each silly bra and wax brazilian wax that was bad for wren shook her singing forensic vinyl that's not ok kissing cows to the high schooler who wrote this card it's ok hit me mom micropenis these are no good give me a good there lo you got Julian mm-hmm cool he was having tea the whole time time's up right now I guess we're out of time mm-hmm well I guess that was fun one would be inclined to say GG's GG's that was fun what a good time that was interesting you mixed them all up oh mike oh they're all julie yeah that's how we do it the airy style dude this is a fun game i think this is one of those probably if they keep doing it The builds are in the early stages, as I remember when we first started playing cards against humanity.

We started by picking cards that were really good and then over the course of shooting a couple of boxes we had like an Opie box where they were the best. cards oh yeah we call it the trump deck the trump deck as you know when you play euchre and you have Trump so I would say of all the trump cards because there were also some of those cards that if I was the one to read them they were like my trump cards look if anybody played like they just win it just catch us every time so we take out all the fucking squishy bodies yeah like every time back and forth forever or shitting back and forth forever a super dunk full of cat pee like some of those cars wait there was, um, Oprah Winfrey eating Lean Cuisine, yeah, maybe we counted all the cards except the insanely good ones, and then over the years we had like a deck ultimate yeah so maybe no bad cards this could be better is good is but it definitely could be better yeah I think these clerks just draw some of the cards against humanity clerks yeah well I think the gist of the game it's not like we're trying to criticize someone, but I think that for this to be really funny, the line that the person ends up saying has to be really funny.

It has to be. sentence has to be funny cause they have to be like oh my gosh i cant believe i just said that like when i said micropenis it made me flinch yeah yeah though to be fair i mean we only played for a while like an hour so maybe there's a bunch of cards in here that are really funny and we don't quite get them but like the whole thing should be funny yeah i'm going all out i'm going all out yeah i like to drink the naughty cards so give us a deck that's like full toast yeah give us like the deck after dark give us the after dark yeah that's a little thirsty teeth or stay on thirsty thursday like cool i said thirsty Thursday ok if I'm playing this at a party I'm going to swallow baby after that because I'm bored anyway it's a fun game it's so much fun but I feel like you can whisper your way through and win yeah Jenna found a pretty solid cheat there, you installed some cheats, some malware, thanks, well, it's not cheating. nice game it's settling in thanks guys for listening and hanging out while reading read things phonetically the wrong way hope you have a wonderful week we'll be back next week too keeping my valentines day is just around the corner so you meet them know what to do know what to do anyway have a wonderful week guys thanks for joining us on another podcast and see you on the next one