Online Dating

You, oh come on, the year is 1995. The Internet is still all about little baby things. I'm talking before Napster, free MSN Messenger, pre premium, free Myspace, see Snapchat, but even in this early age of the Internet, a man named Gary Kremen has some potential for love. and he romance on the world wide web and he created the first

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service and how he called it right. I guess I'll call them matcom, but at the time there weren't many people

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, so to help populate match.com with profiles Gary everyone who worked for him, including his girlfriend and himself, created real profiles on match.com and then his girlfriend left him for a man she met using match.com, that is a true fact and that is my godfather, that is my good, that is my good friend.

Eddie Bird once said he's not going to like that, but the silver lining was that it was proof that Gary's crazy, dumb idea of ​​finding love on the Internet could work and bring two people together, even if it meant they She no longer has a girlfriend. but still at that time the idea of ​​meeting your life partner online seemed crazy to most people, the internet was still a very new concept, most people were still figuring out how to work with sticks and stones and Jiffy Pop, let alone hook up a damn DSL connection. wait, so I'm getting it right, you're telling me this beep Boop that looks like a piece is the funniest, get this guy out of here, okay, smart home and fast forward to 1998.

Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan star a little movie I don't know, maybe you've heard of it called you've got mail the premise two strangers meet online and communicate by email and meg Ryan has a small bookstore and Tom Hanks has a great book story and his great bookstore is going to take over her little bookstore but she doesn't know that he's the guy she's talking to online but he knows and then this because his name is Joe Fox and oh my god stop asking questions to Just looking at it, you're so embarrassing. like oh that's crazy, oh you're disgusting barking, the point is that you have mail, it was very popular and successful and made the idea of ​​meeting someone online much more acceptable and popular, and Meg Ryan wore these pants and in At that time matcom was growing a lot. rapidly and evolving, but also the Internet as a whole was going through some important evolutions. $19.99 we get that IM aka I'm techy with MSN Messenger so like BRB lol wyl and the smartest kid knows everything you can ask him any answer mm zero we have another major

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site called Harmony , but Eve Harmony is different because it is the first algorithm-based dating site, meaning it automatically tries to match its users based on their answers to this long 450-question questionnaire.

Jesus and I thought AC was bad, hey, thanks for watching 2003. Skype video chat comes up, thinking long distance relationships just got a lot closer and more graphic. Lots of pixelated boobs ding dong ding ding willies. 2004, two major dating sites appear. OkCupid and a lot of fish, it's different Jacob Matthew Wow we're free which means a lot more people are willing to give online dating good world 2005 at this point social networking websites are popping up so you have Friendster MySpace Facebook and people reconnect and talk and personalize their profiles and dazzle their mouse cursor and grandma keeps accidentally sending you superbugs, your grandma, your soap, our rate, what 2007 cell phones join the party with that 3G internet text and now grandma is super poking you while you're on the go, the great 2009 launch as the first major dating service designed specifically for mobile phones that tracks your location and shows you potential lovers in your area and is super innovative and also super gay because, sorry ladies, but this one's for the guys. 2010, oh oh, the documentary catfish comes out and remember. all the people can lie on the internet what not, yes you can't.

I do it all the time on Tinder. I'm 311, I'm actually 6 4. 2012. Now we have that so genetic life stops showing up on smartphones. We have Gangu. style, we have Max Payne 3, which is not enough for people to play, but more importantly, online dating is exploding on smartphones with swipe apps like Tinder that basically speed up the entire dating process. Damn, you look good, no, you look good, yeah, we match romantic, okay, sick, I know. exactly what to say what's up we went from emailing Meg Ryan's giant pants to spending hundreds of faces a day on our phones which is crazy basically in the span of 20 years online dating went from being something of a weird, sticky taboo to literally the most common way to meet new people in 2019.

In this part of the year that is thankfully about to end, it is estimated that around 40% of American couples now they meet online while playing Rainshadow. I'm just kidding and now there's no shortage of quotes. site match.com EE Harmon OkCupid Zeus but elite singles Christian mixes aka Four Diamonds with jacket looks bigger blacks need older people need feet feet of people just farmers, which requires you to own about 700 acres of cornfields in downtown Orlando or Ashley Madison if I want to have a fling with JDate, which I'm pretty sure is a site where everyone's name has to start with EJ, like Jan, you do it with Becca, but their friends call you Luke, you and then you have those swipers talking about Tinder Grinder, adult Fred finds. boat and hinge and a lot of fish or there are exclusive members-only services like the league that listens to get this, that's why it's called a league because it places great importance on your financial and educational experience. translation this is the app for ivy league students who totally waste their time with two breweries booy booy that was their only viable option, you disgusting little nematode like Riya, at least it makes sense to me as an exclusive app because it's for celebrities who can't use Tinder for obvious reasons, but what I was reading about dating while researching this video, I directly wanted to win the Empire State.

I want to create a dating app called pieces of or you have to prove that you dropped out of college within the first two weeks and are eligible to become a member of I can really date my peers or a dating app called Backflip or to become a member first you have to prove that you can do a Backflip or a dating app called I'm thinking or Beast or every day, that's how it will be. at an Arby's, where do you want to find us? I'm thinking Arby's, how could we forget to swipe and swipe on DMS Instagram DMS Twitter DM z-- facebook Messenger Snapchat so many different ways to shoot and drink buckets like your middle name is Colby?

Bryan okay, so what are the advantages of online dating? Well, the most obvious reason you meet a lot of people you would never have otherwise met for many, many years, the most common and honestly the only place dedicated to meeting other single people was a bar. on the weekend, but what if you're not old enough to go to a bar? So you meet people at your university. But what happens if you don't go well to university? So you meet people at your work. But what happens if you are self-employed? Okay, so I have your family and friends to put you in touch with someone, but what if I'm all alone and my whole family died?

Well then I guess for you you will have to go back to making money in the upper state. I do not know what you want. To me, that's the pocket for online dating most of the week, when people are too busy living their lives, working their jobs, and doing backflips to meet new people instead of hoping you'll magically meet someone. someone on the street like in a romantic comedy, that process is. it picks up speed right away and you can say yes that boy, yes that girl is cute and get a response right away if they're thinking about Arby's too.

It has also made long distance relationships much more common and viable because through modern technology we are all constantly connected, you can use Skype or FaceTime or Snapchat or play Rain Shadow Legends with whoever you want whenever you want and it's like the person was really there, what happens? Okay, so why online dating with a turkey penis no matter how attracted you are? someone chooses or you both share the same interest or then you have the same zodiac sign, it's a teal Ford Taurus because you actually have no idea if you really like them until you're physically next to them IRL in real life ISM what unfortunately it means that much of this modern convenience can unfortunately turn into many disappointments and headaches.

Yes, it is very useful and attracts many people into your life that you would not have otherwise met, but often you may wish you had. Never, it's not you, brother, it's me. I want to keep it only once in the condominium with you. I'm not very good at online dating, don't get me wrong, decently attractive young man, you know, I'm not racist, I'm not homophobic or transphobic or anything, baby Dumbo. I never talk about politics. I feel like the bar overall is pretty low and I'm getting a passing grade, but double, man, I just double the dumpster in conversations, man, I can't help it like in real life. they're pretty decent, I like having a conversation, you know, making people laugh, but online friend via text, I'm like 200%, I just seem like a complete psychopath and try to make jokes that 14 out of 10 Sometimes I just do.

No, and it doesn't help, there are so many people who put the exact same thing on their profiles, which gives you zero sense of their personality. You might actually like some of those people. Which means simply having adventures. I swear. God, if I see another girl's profile on Tinder, it's like I love adventures. I love living adventures. I'm going to lose my mind. What does that mean? Why do all people think that going to the target and crying their shoes is an adventure? Dude, I want to go to the dentist and get my wisdom teeth put back in or not.

I slept and died in the process. Also, why do so many Tinder profiles use the Nicks group but it's always the same group of friends so I have to go? Full detection magnifying glass mode and play a game of Where's Waldo trying to piece together which of these adventurers is Joe Pesci? Also because this is very accessible and addictive and there are literally millions of faces on your phone at any given time, even if you have a partner, but it seems to you that there is always a giant side that helps FOMO and a part of your brain, but keep in mind Keep in mind this is all from the perspective of a man looking for women, if you are a man or woman or whatever looking for men, oh my goodness this is a completely different story from what I have seen, the vast majority of guys on these apps say something like a kitten like you two words at most or just Brett Farve isn't at his best Hail Mary next meal. like you want to see me, oh my god, sorry, my cousins, a hamster, stole my phone and wrote that I'm bad.

The next thing I'm about to say, you should really go without saying it, regardless of your sexual preference or gender, but in case anyone needs to. Listen, always meet in a public place, never let anyone pick you up if someone says they really like to look around the office and go on adventures, bring out the blink and shoot your phone, but with all that said, dating in general, whether it's online or not. just the food sucks and it's annoying and shitty and you hurt yourself and other people and it's just the worst but I feel like online dating is even more helpful than harmful in the grand scheme of things you just have to be careful with that.

I've met some really interesting people through these dating apps that I obviously never would have met otherwise, so overall I'm really happy that online dating exists. So what really is the point of this video? Well, honestly, it sounded like fun to do some research. and then go into full psycho mode in this room for about 10 to 12 minutes, so I'm satisfied, this is probably my favorite video I've made all year and I haven't even. I believe love is real and I believe it's out there for all of this so if you're sad and depressed just plain ugly don't give up just go do some backflips happy holidays everyone and see you in the next decade , understand because 2020, man, God, I hated 2019.

I went. to several funerals I was depressed since for most of it I uh and that's a panther attack at the end of 2020 I'm moving to New York try to stop me, you won't I'm going to drop a bunch of stupid songs that I care about so many things I'm going to release some merch that's really good, yeah, that's right, I'm already working on good stuff for that, I'm going to, I'm going to get a tattoo ofa snake in my balls. I'm going to shoot a 50 Cal rifle not unlike the Halo series, but next time, what if this time next year I just posted a photo of me shooting a Fat Gainer Holman Spine Market 50 Cal rifle?

We'll get it anyway. I love you guys, I always appreciate you, it's like 2:00 a.m. I think that's why I'm very harmful, but I love them. Larry said Kairi subscribe equals three, honey.