Dating Shows

be careful what you do because you may be next to Becky. I'm 1964 and I'm definitely allergic to fried cookies. I have a lot of attitude, so if you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same, so what's up Drew? I'm 23 and I really hope the girl has hands like a rat hey I'm Derek 21 if the girl seems chill I'll take her to home depot and buy her anything under $20 that's the kind of person what am i am juby i have a 25 90% chance she's allergic to batteries so i hope she leaves the double aids at home asshole she's 19 i really don't want to be here i'm going to go what's up jaquan akh about the g 'quan 25 i have no idea where this girl looks but i'm gonna let you step on that dick the year is 1965 when the Beatles' Ticket to Ride blares from your 60s radio and friend Ricky leans in and says hey, switch that 60s racket down i want to show you something that flips on her chubby ass tv numb er two would you please touch your head and rub your stomach and with your sexy voice i love you man baby i love you mmm what heck is this a

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game the first dating game show produced by chuck barris in 1965 i mean at this point it was just supposed to be a cute game show instead of a show of reality tv we are normally a bachelorette or bachelorette with choosing between three potential players who can't see on the other side of a wall and then they ask the players questions and then Bachelorette picks one of them based on their answers and then the show pays to keep them going like this the dating game becomes a huge hit and super iconic until the show ends in 1999 excuse me wait mr.

Christiansen from 1965 to 1999 if my calculations are correct that's like a hundred years what's happened there all that time how did scholes get so trashy oh where did you get your shirt? I love your shirt first off Mr Christiansen is my father please call me Artemis Fowl and I will get to all of that and you can get this shirt along with many others on my new online dating website ok GQ point -com, but I'll get to that later. too good since 1985 across the pond in the uk they have a blind date another hugely successful dating show very similar to the dating game except now you can also see the dates they go on after oh what what is that boy?

Are you picking up a little crap smell and not in the 90s a handful of other dating

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would start appearing like studs in 1991 or highlighted in 1995 some fun facts about a single doubt it was the first dating show on MTV, but i think we all know he definitely wasn't the last and the host was a 90s chris hardwick and his hair took a hard left and a hard right in the center of his head 2001 fox premieres temptation island on oh , we're so excited he's one of a Dookie and smooth as trash ladies and gents game

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have left the building and we're now getting into the dating reality tv trash zone he basically gets a bunch of couples who they're not sure they want to be a couple and then separate them into male and female houses and then add a bunch of single people and see if anyone is tempted to get the show, also the host is Mark Wahlberg, no, not that one, as you can imagine, because Allen Temptation was not only one of the first trashy dating shows, but one of the first trashy reality shows.

Period that was super controversial 2002 ok boss let me run a scenario real fast you're hitting 30 you alt hell oh drama you've got a little bit of entitlement you're single you're single and you're tired of it oh man ok chill watch this come out go to television and dating 30 women at the same time. I try not to become a sociopath, that's right. I'm talking about The Bachelor, a show where 30 women compete for the heart of a beautiful fogger keyword being compete because The Bachelor was actually one of the first shows to introduce a competition bar removal aspect that happened for a whole season instead of just being episodic so suddenly it's not just about falling in love it's about surviving for a chance to fall in love I'm also using quotes because it should be noted that a lot of elements surrounding the narrative of each season singles and also dating shows in general are heavily influenced and fabricated by the show's producers and editors, so it's like a reality show if the reality TV is Italian to make it look like it's very real.

Regardless, this format created a lot more drama. in the dating show realm because now contestants have a much stronger incentive to talk about each other and say things like I just don't think she's here for the right reasons she's not being genuine and real she's addicted to monster trucks like everything that talks about his monster trucks like oh im a gravedigger cool we all know a gravedigger and then in 2003 the show flipped the script with the Bachelorette giving the runners- ever since The Bachelor they get their own shot at do the same and to this day both the batch and directed batch are very popular and I haven't missed a single damn singles batch season that paradise or back pad or batch winter games for the last four years, but I'll talk about that later, so it's 2004 and MTV is getting started with more dating shows, mostly targeting a goofy, full-rodded young man. about what they found in each contestant's bedroom you got clothes in your closet you got your hair in your brush the show even had an episode with pre-news and Zac Efron we dug through girls' bedrooms like a little bit of rap and we played with his poop.

Guys, remember what I said, these shows were fake, we dated my mom, we're young singles, we're on three different dates with three different moms, and the moms have two puppies. make a case for them to go on a date with their son or daughter and then the single young man messes with mom and then the Wikipedia page says that's Ben, sure, we're going to let you write what, oh, you know, just eat my mom though in 2005 we have God of War wait for a second publisher no that one no no that one yes that one wait a minute why are we talking about God of War which is the next one it came out in 2005 and it was like the biggest piece of crap addictive that MTV has ever produced five daters a baby the longer you date the more money you make if the day debates if he doesn't like you very much thank you next honey and also the show is really fake because everyone says so 2006 we have control parental another MTV stink bomb that is like yang to dating my mom's Jin.

I didn't write anything for this part, so I'll try to do it. I will hold my head so that parental control is like there is a team that he is. the wallet he or she has parents and then but the parents have hate their boyfriend or girlfriend they're just like that kid so parent interview sounds like it's not the right term parents interview other teens and then they decide to have the two teens they think are their favorite teens go out with their team and then their teen goes on a few dates with the two teens and then at the end of the show their teen has to decide if they want to stay with their current person, don't be shit or if he stays with one of the two. teens their parents have selected and what wikipedia says the ship was heavily scripted is my parents meanwhile vh1 is entering a whole different realm of reality dating shows right now known as the celebrity reality dating realm where now it's like neither the contestants or the lot even pretend they're there for the right reasons rock of love with Bret Michaels Flavor of Love with Flavor Flav I love New York with the whole state of New York okay we need to start sp through the ship 2008 matchmaker millionaire matchmaker tries to train millionaires in dating because they are the ones who need to help dating jesus-fucking-christ 2009 shit is going crazy now with show us how to date in the dark it ain't even worth it Speaking of why yes this is exactly what it looks like they are in the dark and dating bravo this is niner in dark pudding in l ace night vision goggles performing a rainbow 69 2010 luggage with jerry springer, oh, it's like the dating game. except no, and everyone has luggage, how I understand it, they had because they have secrets and trauma in their luggage and then they're weeded out based on their luggage and then the TSA comes in and they say, oh, you can only have 3.4 ounces. and fluid in your bag get down on the ground 20 1200 people are still down on the internet as they remember catfish online dating video except now MTV turned it from a movie into a show oh my god it's like that video on this video our partner pieces it's like dating oh give her the rose give her the rose 2013 om tvs dinners out of the park again are you the one who pairs people before the show based on science and rockets and then all the contestants are throwing it in the same house and have to figure out who the other's party is, but here's the rub: you only make money if everyone finds out who their matches are a couple of fun facts about are you the one? higher quality pieces of crap, but a decent handful of couples from the show have stuck together to this day after the cameras stopped rolling, which as I'm sure you've pieced together is pretty uncommon, oh you're saying no. i dont want to take my mom 2014 we have naked dates no dont date me silly its a show where people are naked and they send more naked people to the island and then they all go out and try hard to fall in love and try even harder not to get boners 201 5 we're hopping back on the Hogwarts Express and across the pond back to the UK to love island so basically I don't know like people in a novel and they get together and become friends it's like New Zealand they become friends Jemaine Brit and they become enemies for being sultry and their sultry friends reject them and then the fans also vote people up via text and the islanders get texted oh and then they constantly drop new ones single islanders to add to the drama and honestly the best introduction to Love Island is to go watch Miller and Cody Coe play the mobile game because they are really good and there are a ton of them now and actually yes that is the best way to gauge how far dating shows have come along over the course of 50 years there used to be a fun game show on tv designed to give people dates and now there's a mobile game based on a reality dating show empire that has pretty much been designed to convert any contestant.

In a social media influencer, which equals more followers, which equals doing ads on your Instagram, which equals making that currency, which equals a lot more people being on these shows for the wrong reasons because the Drama Awards get a lot more attention, so now it's 2020 right and we're living in a world that has so many dating shows, seriously, I couldn't talk about all of them if I wanted to. I tried to touch on the major ones on my timeline, but I didn't even mention the married 90 day fiancé at first. see dating my ex back with the ex ex on the beach ready for love tough love love connection love island us love island australia temptation island but like the new mark wahlberg still there paradise hotel a couple dating and dating my mom dating my mom again clearly dating shows are super hit and get a ton of viewers but the real question is do you care and i mean both sides of caring like is the shows side of dating, they are super toxic and treat people like slabs. of meat and they are super manufactured and fake and you can't date my mom or the other side of oh ma you say this is my life these people are like many brothers and i stand with them every step of the way these people deserve to find love And if they don't, I'll be broken.

I will be absolutely devastated. I think the answer is really no or yes. I mean I suffer from depression and dating shows are like maximum comfort crap medication where I get together with my friends and we have snacks and joke about it while also getting really involved. I mean I'm necessarily proud of this, but I love dating shows. I eat all of these and regardless of whether you think they're fake or not you can't deny that the production and editing of some of these shows especially The Bachelor and all the singles oh my gosh dude is like Really worth a Oscar, the reason I love all these dating shows is directly related to this. s YouTube channel in 2016 when my channel started popping up I moved in with my sister, her boyfriend and her newborn baby so he could save money and work full time and nights at the ones that would be tired or stressed from working at orJulie would be half dead for taking care of my wonderful nephew, we would often gather in the living room and watch the dumbest teen drama like Tree Hill or the juiciest show like bachelor in paradise because sometimes the best medicine can be garbage which can help shut out all the noise in your brain and give you something else to think about, if only for an hour and since then, as I mentioned above, I haven't missed a single batch season or any possible flavor of lot so our dating show is mostly terrible yea is it possible they prevent further evolution of the human brain yea sure as long as there is breathless will i ever stop watching dating shows?

No, I will definitely continue to see them, yes, that's for sure. Hey, but what about these Artemis Fowl shirts? Oh yeah hey guys it's me Nikki Jakey sis Nikki Jukey huh and I'm here to tell you about the hottest new dating site Okay Jakey cool have you ever looked at someone and thought man , I don't want to. if i went out with you i'd ruin that shirt, alright though jakey chill you can read all kinds of shirts short sleeve long sleeve ok that's it. Dakota Wow you're the perfect guy stop you might say yeah I like that one and if it matches you can check out the t shirts profile or just keep scrolling or you could say oh crazy trucker I really like that one and hit the little llama button and it will take you straight to the t-shirts profile, what the hell are you doing? we stay out of jail a super you you you purple barbie okay Jake the hot voice Jakey's shirt in four different colors with a stinky picture on the front and a bunch of gross stuff on the back I think I'll be ill and last but not least the black and blue backflip shirt the only dating app for people who choose to backflip julie you could show them you are ready to backflip thats ok thats too Okay, cool jakey, you could sign up for the hot boys club and who knows what kind of exclusive. you'll get in the future it's just a silly name it doesn't mean good new kurt it's been fun but i think that's it for today anything else you want to add yeah i'll add some stuff too Also oh my god you are so embarrassing Wow new experience that sounds great slap it