Josh Makes Doritos Flavored Mountain Dew | SNACK SMASH

puppy monkey baby trevor klein puppy monkey baby don't do it puppy monkey baby baby what's up it's your boy

josh

aka the gourmet fat boy aka mcmsg aka puppy monkey baby puppy monkey baby puppy monkey baby puppy monkey baby puppy monkey baby and it's that time again time to take two iconic

snack

s,

smash

them and see what kind of beautiful

snack

, baby, we can create now we asked you what two snacks you want to see

smash

ed and you said

doritos

and

mountain

dew, will the snack be a hit? Find out why this is snack smash trevor we have to make dorito

mountain

dew because we really do it because this is some kind of war between us and pepsico and fried-put three companies of the same size with the same power in the world first can you start cutting those vegetables?

I think we're going to get them sliced, we're going to dehydrate them. I'll tell you why in a second, so friday and pepsico came out with mountain dew

flavored

doritos

and everyone thought it was us, everyone tagged us and said wow, cool snack! Smash, but no, it was a real product, so you're taking jobs away from Trevor's kids, you have kids, I don't know, I'm assuming you have a lot of fatherly energy, and then we thought we'd go ahead and make dorito-

flavored

Mountain Dew because we believe. that's funny and I think it could be really delicious in a really weird way, but then we found out that they had actually tried it on select college campuses in the mid 2000s, too much of a flop, they called it deweto, so now what we're up to making this is a grudge job, this is a good old fashioned skewer cook, oh that's good because it sounds really bad, so it really wasn't, no, his version was really bad, that's why it failed and That's why it never succeeded.

I didn't even create an actual wrapper because what I imagine they did is they just took the dorito powder and mixed it with, you know, Mountain Dews, put it in a soda, so we're cutting up fresh vegetables, I'm Trevor. I'm going deeper into this man, we're going to take all the flavors of doritos and mountain dew and try to infuse them into a craft tea that we're then going to clarify, strain and carbonate and there's just no On this planet, the snack is going to be a hit. You are a player. You like Mountain Dew. This is what happens, Josh, when you told me we were going to make Dorito Mountain Dew.

I knew why you chose me because I'm a gamer and everyone. simple 720 yy without scope the crane shot that I have hit in my life has led me to this moment well, imagine, I mean this dorito t is this 720 yy without scope headshot triple kick flip uh um uh you've already arrived, we're getting red pepper in there because doritos, the red flecks in them are paprika and then paprika is just dehydrated pepper, so we're going to dehydrate our own pepper and then oranges. Oranges are actually the main flavor in Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew has two main flavors. in it you have oranges and chemicals, so yeah, yeah, there's actually a good amount of orange juice in Mountain Dew, so we're going to try to build all these flavors out of these fresh ingredients and turn them into a tea carbonate. and then make our own thick syrup with citric acid, but then we'll also try to make the version that we think the Doritos made with that and see which one is better because I think this artisanal version, I think it's a game. changer this is supposed to be better you spend your whole life gaming you don't have the triceps to cut cheese cheese is very hard to cut can you tell me what the problem is with mountain dew and gamers because i would like to grow up?

I went to Howie's cabin to play Battlefield 2 and my name was Hebrew Hammer and I was going through the tunnels with a shotgun and I remember someone on a message board saying like man when you see Hebrew Hammer coming you hear the shotgun go off. I know you're done and I was like God, I feel the power, oh I went fried 280 no shot, scope right in the tuckers. I'm trying to bring Yiddish to the gaming community. I think it was really just because Mountain Dew had always done it. Like a lot of player-focused campaigns that they're doing, they always tie in with Call of Duty and they're like you can find this code under the cap of your bottle and I think that's what they just did a lot of times. branding with gaming companies I would like to see the word soaked incorporated more into the gaming community uh like that shot is soaked I like it I say it all the time even though people never know what I'm talking about so come on Let's take this we're going to put it in the dehydrator we have all these flavors underneath inside the trees we have the cheddar cheese we have the lime for the citric acid we have the jalapeño for the spices we have the garlic we have the paprika we have the oranges how' do you do it, you just got it, I know I didn't enjoy it, I'm trying to show you, no, but just slide it in, no, don't just slide it in, you know you have to prepare it, but like, like.

Slide it on prime, pump first dude, like you're hitting a crazy cross map tomahawk, what are you talking about? what a tactical nuclear weapon, yes, that's something I'm very afraid of getting old, losing touch. Fun fact, that's actually the reason we hired Trevor. kinda like my gen z spiritual advisor and you can eat what he said to say they say if

josh

is afraid of losing touch with the younger generations then he might as well throw in the towel because he already lost touch when i was recovering from Fun fact about my hernia surgery: I had an inguinal hernia, that's when the intestinal lining squeezes through the epididymis and I had surgery and I was recovering someone to find a video game to really jump in and I thought I loved Call of Duty. story mode and I bought a call of duty for 60 and I thought where is the story mode?

Turns out it's only online so I played six games where I finished last in all of them and people made fun of me and I stopped and sat there and read books like an idiot. I'm more of a brave guy. Play some League of Legends, which is a moba or multiplayer online battle arena. If you're not familiar with Pokémon, you take pictures of the Pokémon. That's what you take pictures of pokemon pokemon there is no josh if they do you can eat pokemon I hear myself say this very clearly I will cook and eat any pokemon that is out there I know some of them are like a tree or a magnet with eyes but I will cook and I will ogle that magnet.

I know some of them look human. They talk about Mr. Mime and Jinx. They are not. They are Pokémon. They are here to eat. Pokémon are food. One of the Pokémon is just eggs. It's not even an egg. It is like. four eggs, so it's got two instant carbs around it, we're going to let it run for 12 hours at 150 degrees, all dehydrated sandwiches and then we're going to make our tea, yeah, why aren't you excited, yeah, aren't you excited, come on , as? Does this turn Trevor on? We have all new things. We have all our things dehydrated.

Get it out. We're going to put it in this pot. I'm going to put this on high and then we're going to make our dorito tea and then. We're going to make a separate syrup and I know what you're probably wondering Trevor, what's all this for? Where do we go when we die? What's that? Why are we still here? It's a video game thing. I don't understand. I'm laughing because I feel uncomfortable putting all that stuff in the water, we're making the adrenal tea, then we have to make the syrup separately and that's because we're going to mix the carbonated tea first because it's all aromatic, so It should be like that.

Do not explode. Can this be called legally? This is to find out on the podcast if this gross thing we're making is technically a tea because I think it has leaves in it. Well, no, but I mean we're taking. like aromatics, which is what tea is, that's right, you're drinking like herbal leaves, which isn't, yeah, look, these are like little cheeses, so we're going to serve them separately because if you try to carbonate, sugary or salty , both will be liquid. your sodastream will explode ask me how do i know, how do you know this? I blew up my sodastream and almost killed my cat once so I had a sodastream and I really loved my sodastream and I was trying to carbonate gatorade because I thought that would be a nice refreshing and fizzy flavor, however when you carbonate things that are already sweet and salty like Gatorade, turns them into a rocket projectile and it turns out that when that rocket projectile shoots out of your soda stream and explodes, sometimes your cat Kevin is walking down the flight path and then it hits him right in the the side and he leaves and then you spend about 20 minutes trying to get him out from under the couch but then he bites you and then you start Googling cat scratch fever and you're worried he might die, sorry Kevin the cat, yeah You're seeing this, we have a lot of sugar.

Why don't you like Mountain Dew? I don't know, I prefer Diet Coke. Oh, the amount of Diet Coke we drink in this house, yes. Oh, drink a lot of Diet Coke and end up with a big panda. I think Diet Coke could kill a big panda. I was skeptical at first when Josh said it, but there are a lot of chemicals in there and pandas are very kind creatures and I think they will soon. like diet coke ingested by a giant panda, it would simply be reduced for the count. Put a little message in there because that's a flavor you really get from Doritos.

We need a lot of nuclear orange food coloring because that's the color. this bad boy so we're going to raise this tea we're going to boil it until he's approximately white why are you still laughing? I call it tea this is tea this is the tea starbucks would bottle this is the next big starbucks invention okay do you think it's going to work because it's never made soda before? I have never used a soda. Well, I drink up to three liters of sparkling water a day. The soda budget is getting out of control. I burp constantly.

But. I know, aha, you're here, you're here, I eat bananas and then I drink a liter of sparkling water in the morning and somehow they react, they just explode three meters from my body, anyway, we're making this tea. I'm going to leave that for about an hour to infuse, it's very greasy, yeah, what I didn't take into account is that the cheese will leach a lot of fat in there, but maybe like, you know, I've had drinks like a shot like lamb fat. and you wash a glass of whiskey with it and that is infused with the liquor and the fat

makes

it travel differently through the palate I think we are going to do that with our dorito mountain dew fatty cheese puppy monkey baby puppy terrifying baby monkey I don't do it puppy baby monkey not everyone stays baby it was a commercial for no I saw the commercial yes it scared me then and it scares me now when you do it when you make eye contact it

makes

it creepy puppy monkey baby puppy monkey baby puppy monkey baby we need to put some zest of orange here because I want to get all that orange mountain dew flavor in this, I think it's really going to be a big help, just zest half of that orange here, this is what we're going to try and do what I imagine that the doitos made this is what I imagine the failed version was so I'm going to start using our syrup basically we're going to make a dorito copycat seasoning and then we're going to make just a thick corn syrup mixture that's going to go in there.

We have two whole oranges for that amount of zest. No, we need the juice. Oh, great, so I guess we didn't film. That's a reference. It predates Trevor Paulie. Yes, we have the old one. Timers laugh, meet Paulie Shore. I have to give him homework. He has to watch the son-in-law. He has to guard in the army. Now he has to guard the damn biodome. Are you kidding? Biodome you are looking at cino. Man with me tonight you don't know what the Encino Man is Brendan Fraser is a fucking caveman bro the first thing I know about Brendan Frazier is the moment as long as I didn't say Tom Cruise the original mummy that's all I care about I got three solid mid-millennials with me, V and Nicole, all around the same age and then you have Trevor, who I think is about 16.

I think he actually falsified his paperwork to get this job, which he really respected, so we all hoped. him to guide us, we can tell him things like you know corporate communications, but then he can tell us what 360 and and scopeless means and somehow in this job they are both equally important, what a strange world, let's add cheddar cheese powder there, so we're going to try to make a condiment like a copy of dorito, we're going to take some tomato powder here, the flavors of dorito, honestly, that's what it is, it's like paprika, chili powder, cheddar cheese , onion, garlic, which is in everything. and then a lot of msg of salt and citric acid which a lot of people don't realize doritos are deceptively acidic you can tell because we put our citriasi in there citrix and then we're going to take a little bit of sugar just to round it out just want to make sure we have the right spices you have to put this I'm going to try to make a kind of waterfall to cook with precision put about a teaspoon oneteaspoon like half a teaspoon of maltodextrin, you have your dorito fingers, yeah that's good, it's just going to absorb some of this fat from the cheddar cheese, which we're not getting the benefit of in our homemade dorito tea.

Can you explain to me what yy means? 720 what's going on, it tastes like doritos, I'll definitely try it. I don't know what happened to the spice grinder it's stupid because it doesn't matter what amounts you actually add as long as you have the core of these flavors it tastes like doritos so the screenshot of the 720 year old noscope is from a map in modern. war 2. and essentially what you do is you get on this crane and then you would jump off the crane and you would do a 720. so that's two full circles and and and and it was at the end before you reached the scope without scope, you pressed and and on the controller and the button and to change the weapon, then you changed to your other weapon, but you did it very quickly.

I'd like to put your sniper away and then take it out real quick and it looks cool. Players intimidate me incredibly. There's a small contingent of nine-year-old Chilean kids I play Rocket League with who don't seem to really like me. or my play style and every time I come in I get bullied and have to leave the game, so this is a bit complicated, how do we achieve this? You want to put it through this spice grinder, I don't know if we should do that. Use the spice grinder more What happened? Do you think we're a little nervous?

Is this lock good? No, it's spinning again. There is a hole in our spice grinder. Dear Liza, speaking of designed to fail, we have our doritos syrup, I think so... Let's keep churning this, we should try it, like I grabbed a few spoons in my pocky, try it, eat the chunky syrup, oh god Damn if that's not doritos syrup, although yeah, no one likes it, imagine this going into sparkling water. that's all that salt from the cheese all those aromatics and then just a bunch of citric acid tastes like onion tastes like onion but the doritos taste like onion I don't know what to tell you so here we have these doritos that I made I'm going to put this through a sieve alone to get the cheese pieces out of the soda syrup and then now we have to get to the soda.

Well, uh, Trevor, I don't like it, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to like the insult. Trevor is a baby, many of you may know this, um, for those who imply that Trevor is not a baby, I am personally offended because anyone who knows the mythical universe of cooking, Trevor is, in fact, a baby and that It is very important for us, let us know that it is a baby. come on, i just made a face, he made a face, did you see it, puppy monkey, baby, cheer up, puppy, monkey, baby, trevor, they were our subs, what's the old quiznos commercial like, like hamsters, morgan and me we understand each other, trevor, try this disgusting dorito tea. let's see what this tastes like, we have a good amount of cheese fat, which I don't love, but now I'm neutral, wow, that's weird, that's fine, bitter, bitter, that's one of the flavors that's bad and there's There are other flavors that are good as syrup that will be included in this, so let's stop judging for now, that was painful.

I'll stick with the cooking. I'm going to take this and we're going to pour it into a coffee filter, so hopefully the coffee. The filter can remove some of that grease. You see, it's actually clearing up the liquid that went in there. It's much murkier than this. I'm not saying it looks like it, but yeah, it looks good, it looks good, so we're. Getting this out of the way, hopefully the grease will come out and now we have to take this. I need to feel the consistency, so I'm going to take this as screw you guys, that doesn't need to be plugged in, no. do the soda flow so you just plug a CO2 canister right into it it just works yeah you gotta mash it up there we go we go we go I don't have the fancy version where you like to set the thing up so I have to do it manually, so I'll do about five bombs and I'll do one, two, three, why are you doing that?

When you do it, puppy, monkey, baby, so now you take it, it sounds pretty bubbly, one more, one more, how do we get the flavor? there, so we have to add it ourselves, we will take this and then now we will take that it is a bad imitation of Pepsi, right, yes, very good, implying that one of these is bad and the other is good, as we have seen. now it's a little bit harder because I don't know maybe doritos mountain dew maybe that's a bridge too far this is for the player's job for the game all of you out there players can do anything um I can't believe this is impossible, oh god, oh look at it, it's bubbling, that's crazy, ah, oh god, so now I'm going to pour this in here because we have to decant it, you know, you really want to let it breathe like you would like a nice beaujolais, you know, let's open some airflow gets in there and now I have a lot of onion in my physical mouth, so we have to get this liquid here, give it a little spoon, oh God, Trevor, keep doing that, I'm going to rinse out the soda bottle, oh Trevor.

I don't think it's going to be great Trevor put the funnel here this is not the color I thought the dorito tea would be so oh god oh okay I don't know I thought it would work I thought it would work I thought it would work With more Doritos, does it have to fill up to that line? Yes, yes, it has to get to the filling lines. You can just we're here. This is all the cheese there. We're kind of crushing it. I do not do it. I know, man, I don't know anymore, yeah, we have to use the tea on hand.

Today I learned from Josh that he will go to great lengths to make someone feel extremely uncomfortable while he is cooking with them in the kitchen. My hands are hydrated from the cheese, can we just fill it with water? Yes, we should probably fill the rest with water, but I want to get as much flavor out of it as possible. You are very happy. Yes, it was a good idea. Because? falls so small a little nipple what a little funnel shaped nipple we don't know what I learned today from Trevor that there is an entire ecosystem of gamers that I may never understand.

I respect your lifestyle and one day I dabbled in it, but I understand that it is a hidden universe that I would like to enter and I hope that Trevor can show me that through his little elves with his fire magic or whatever he does, to what's playing, I don't know, show me your elf fire. Magic players trevor when your friend, uh, sniper dog and fart pants or whatever, i don't know what the players call each other, my name is hebrew, hammer, when they're in the trenches in cod, you know, and they are worried about a tactic. nuclear 320 no scope with double xy are you saying we have to be here? no, you say the guys wield two energy swords and start slapping you're right, let's do it, do this, come on, gamer juice, gamer juice, oh god, that's a lot of cheese grease this is going to explode the ammo is coming right you're your groin brother I see the shooting line the same way Trevor sees a cod shoot what I don't know oh God I could shoot I'm going to aim right so what you do we have our dorito t that's been carbonated we have a little bit of product loss here and then what we're going to do, we're going to get some bleach, we're going to put some lacroix in there, some are going to get all of this. and then we're going to take a bunch of that syrup and give him the old one too and uh doritos mountain dew trevor oh my gosh we did it I know it was all a mess in the preparation but everything is always kind.

There's a mess in the making here and we tend to do some pretty good things. I built all the flavor palaces in my mind and they are working together. I know it's an external take. I know that no one believed in me except others. that was so, but I think this is going to be a big trevor, are you ready to try these smash snacks? Yeah let's go to the table we bought trevor do it for me man puppy monkey baby puppy monkey baby I got to the packaging okay trevor. we have the original pepsico version that already failed, so we have our amazing artisanal version, why are you laughing because you said amazing that this is going to be good?

Keep your judgments inside until we try it because it could be amazing, let's try the original. It's not particularly nice, but we went the extra mile to make this from scratch and I think it's going to be something a little silly. The film on top has a flavor. The movie is a flavor. Greetings to the players. To the players. This is for you, that raises a bit of hair. in you has flavor hair in your giblets okay trevor uh don't judge we have to decide if this crushes or correctly passes the original version of pep skills that already passed, but how does ours work?

Let's resume our patented smash or pass. paddles and we'll give it a one, two, three and show what we think, okay, okay, trevor, in three, one, two, three, this is Smackdown, this is surprisingly good, there's some chunks on top, I'll say . We need to figure out how to reduce them in our industrialization process, yes, but honestly, it actually has a fruity taste, it's a little bitter, it's a little bitter, but I think the bitterness is rounded out by all that citric acid and it's like the essence of cheese is the essence of all those like chilis and cheese and that little bit of orange that tastes like mountain dew with the aroma of doritos is actually a pretty spectacular combination of flavors in a very strange way, you know what else is better? the cold war fields that gamers flock to every day online, okay this is for you gamers, we did this for you, what a salvation, it's the teenagers yelling at me in Rocket League Trevor, thank you so much for being part of this and thank you. for representing all the players and thank you very much for stopping by the legendary kitchen.

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