HELLUVA BOSS - Spring Broken // S1: Episode 3

I love this song. I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish from miles away, which is strange because I think the nearest ocean is three rings deep and I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts. Oh yeah. I'm surprised I let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunk clinging to that bottle of BL Bielsa juice like it's the last time they let me out because I'm still famous and rehab is for a sad loser. washed up, so your sister waves at you, why are you parking here?

This is the only parking spot my company has, so take your tampon race car somewhere else. Actually, click, it has my name. I'm freelancing for one of the infinitely most successful companies in the building no, and they wanted me to come this week to lead their team over

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break one week no, no, you're not going to park here for a week oh, you're angry, so you leave letting someone else pay for the hotel room, steal his car and race three races. Damn, you're not going to let that get drowned out by sandpaper. Hold on, you better move that car right now or I'll do it or I'll call him.

Anyway, me, my new Hellhound vortex, unlike you, he really does his job well, tata stain, ugh, I wasted a lot of time with a bag of holes like that, you know, veracica mayday, oh yeah, I heard so , we dated, was it before or after she became a pop star? You dated a pop star, okay, why do you act like that's a shock? Hello, I'm Verasica Mayday, it's you, only she is blind and suffers from some type of brain damage. okay, look, everyone is making this a much bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into her stupid personal lives, you do that, sir, what was her sex with her as Billy?

What is a pop star? I would like to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like. room for that truck, okay, crazy, moxie, let's take care of this, do you think they saw me? I had bad makeup today oh you look perfect crazy as always shut up jack oh hey big guy where's your employer bag? she's in her office there she was There's no room on the suction floor, so they rented one here on this one. Oh come on, sorry man, oh no you don't, sir. How about you let me come in and try to reason with her?

I don't really listen to what is classified as pop genre music, so her status to me is name recognition, shut up, so hello Miss Veracica, was it work for imp? and it's actually pretty important for us to keep the singular parking space that we were assigned because, oh, look at the little guy. He has a little bow tie, please don't patronize me, ma'am, I want to kiss him, little one, a kind offer, but I'm married, hey, why don't you send a little message from me to your flaccid penis,

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y? let her access any of your holes.

I have to go to bed now. Oh, this won't hold up. That's all. If you're going to be shitty to my employees, then I give you a dare. I said it twice. This imp boy is just getting started. a demon duel i guess he's what the game is then blitzo every year you standard disease spreaders rise to the surface for easy profits while

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break is prime time for crimes of all kinds, so I bet you suck, you can't handle as many people as us. At the end of the day, oh are you serious, okay, shut up, this is how we'll do this first, we find a bunch of clients, we create a portal, we have our fun murder moment, as usual, we stack all the bodies.

In a big canoe, we push said canoe into some water, set it on fire to attract sharks and eagles and maybe a goose too, if they come and eat the bodies, we win the bet, we rub it on their face. That sloppy bitch's drunk ass face, right? I have any questions uh yeah why was that stupid that wasn't a question that wasn't a plan sorry but that was a perfect presentation of what we should do mox it's not my fault you have a soft little brain up there oh what Now I'm calling you Slow god, moxie, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless troll baby?

Well, why don't you take an art class? Why don't you see how expensive they are? Hey, is there any way I can come? Absolutely not with you this time, I forbid it, it's not going to happen, I'm sorry, honey, spring break is no place for vulnerable young goth girls, you know the kind of freaks that drool all over you, well, I can mix it up with them. humans quite easily, just let me. Join in, wait, say that again, I can blend in. Do you have a human costume? Yeah, right, you three have been fucking around on earth this whole time without human disguises.

Okay, new plan. Looney can help attract humans to us and us. take care of the rest, how about that impeccable logic? I think you are missing the most important issue sir, isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We're not just going to slaughter, I already have it. Mox covered now we hope sir, there is no way we are going to get enough customers at the end of the day with a poorly written flyer with bad grammar. Now who is the first? Remember that they can't see us well and loose shots will probably cause a panic so Luna can help get the targets to a better place to offer them you got the list, looney, you got it, oh, looney, look at you, you look Frankly horrible, I'm so proud now, he's got nine kills under his belt, I'd like to see that.

Whaley snatches the orgasm that many breakers all aboard, damn that started their divine mating call now she's going to beat all these sex maniacs we gotta pick things up guys come on the list Looney huh yeah I think so God, oh wow, what are you a leprechaun? Yeah, very good, huh, but you're sure not going to tell anyone, the next crazy guy, come on, where's my baby? Okay, hey, oh oh, you're the bloodhound that works for my

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's weird balls, yeah, sorry, if that's weird, that's cool, the meat of it. It's not mine, I don't get paid enough to care, yeah, I'm Luna, okay, I'm a vortex, that's hot, I mean literally, you know, because vortices you know give off heat, that's probably true, Uh, yeah, I guess, but my friends call me Tex. oh yeah, I wish I had friends, I mean, no, I mean, no, I don't have friends, am I interrupting something?

Nah man, just having a conversation leads to HPV and we've lost it, huh, looks like it's on us. to manage this list hell yeah, team Eminem, finishing making money, let's get out of here, you're going to get us all in. I just wanted to see what was so important that you would be distracted from your work, what I can't. take a break we have a parking spot in line hey buddy why don't you relax? minutes because I adopted you and that should mean something oh, what does it matter? You are not my real father. He was almost 18.

It still counts well, shouldn't it? I didn't need you then, I don't need you now. break looney im gonna go kill something uh damn girl that was wild you okay yeah im okay he'll get over it he always does. I'm glad you can defend yourself at least hmm he knows good thanks hello hey hey. Where did you get four heads? I want to kiss him oh yeah uh hey I love that woman oh, she totally identifies you, right? oh yeah, the way to show off men is maximum, okay, oh yeah, he's okay, this is funny, I saw him drinking, okay, this is too. healthy for my taste blitzo oh perfect that must be the one that was handled quite obviously don't you think?

I don't think this belonged to any of us. It would be a shame if someone found out that you guys were after a giant fish monster in the human world, oh satan, you know yourself, yeah, well you three nasty gremlins will be there for not being in costume. A human called me a possum. I'm not a father. You know, we could keep this little bee movie scene a secret if you're okay with it. to let us use that parking space alright, we win in your face, come on, let's get out of here, taxes, well I guess it's time to bounce, but hey, if you're ever up for partying, I'll call you sometime, really, I mean, yeah, yeah.

Yes, my girlfriend throws a lot of crazy dog ​​parties. I can't wait for my first one. Let's get you some friends. Get ready to suck a bunch of pig cocks twice oh my god I just went through puberty twice