HELLUVA BOSS - Murder Family // S1: Episode 1

I was a good person before everything happened. I was good all my life. Good morning. I hope everyone has done their homework. We love doing our homework and we also love our teacher. When I ask these fun questions, you should know exactly what. to do and good behavior and now it's that part of class when we say the time of day and the date on January morning and it's your husband's birthday oh my stars stop singing kids, shut up now I forgot what the My husband's birthday. I won't get him anything special maybe if we call him we could make him a happy birthday surprise.

Okay, oh yeah, we're not going to use the stuff right there. Here shut up, Gerald, you scream like a fish, oh God, what have you done? She had a

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, oh dear God, what have I done in front of all of you? I'm so sorry, my children, don't forget to work. in your time stamp you do everything right in life, you follow all the rules and you still get sent here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins in the world after a miserable massacre fueled by blind rage, that's why I'm here to get revenge, I mean .

Was he sexier? I'm just saying that I had a hard time understanding the spontaneous melodrama you just spit on my tits. I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here. Look, we take revenge on the living and it sounds. Like the main cast of your sitcom of a death, frankly, everyone is probably here in hell with you, not everyone survived that horror now everyone calls her a hero, how does it feel to have survived such a crazy thing I just hope that woman sick? I finally found peace you are so brave here you have two million dollars oh thank you between the talk shows and the donation she made so much cash getting shot was the best thing that could happen to her you are a hero you are a hero girl my mom is a hero she's a hero you're a hero you're here you're here oh oh you're a hero not a hero yes okay yes my thoughts exactly moxie stop shaking you're going to shoot our only hail ham wow me Feel so loved here just take a deep breath and let it go leave, but it's a family, under what circumstances would we need to kill a human family?

I mean, if that's what the client wants, maybe like a shitty dad or a mafia family, that's understandable, but eradicating an entire seemingly innocent in this case upper middle class family lineage hey, you don't know that they're innocent, this kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl is bullying Australian kids online and this guy, this guy definitely watches exactly what humans are like. full of unpleasant secrets that's why many of them end up here but guilty and innocent are none of our business they make fun of killing who they pay us it's our business to choose a target I just think it's a little excessive and we could be a little more selective it's all guys i want you to meet our new client damn i just crossed those eels bye and don't worry we will get that bitch in less than 24 hours or your first kill is free when do we start implementing that deal? when you set fire to my office in front of a client, screw you, now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact, you mean our only ticket to the other side, yes I have it and that's why you're my favorite crazy person , you receive a tweet.

Now stop, you're so gross, oh stop it, I'm tired of that with my therapist. Now let's lick some ass. The expression is kicking ass. Mine has to be her. Oh, this is too easy. Moxie, do you want this one? Yes, this is simple enough for you to handle. She's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital. You miss your nap and I've got you. Wait. Are we actually killing a family? No, don't be an idiot, we're just killing a mother. We're ruining a family, but wait, wait, let's think about it. What was that Ralphie?

I don't know Martha, but whatever it is, they will be dinner tomorrow night. Okay, kids, guns out. Looks like we have some rabbits to take care of. Catch the young ones, what was that moxie? I'm sorry, they seemed so healthy and happy. I panicked, oh who is the moxie innocent from the moment of birth? You are already a parasite that is sucking your mother's children. new little hole, you guys can't hide for long from me oh well, hello little ones, aren't you cute? It's nice to have a new creature to play with. Oh, crumbs, real quick, just come on, let mommy Martha put a bullet in the cute little scale of hers.

This is a really bad time. When is it not from that time? Blitzy What did I want to continue in our last little conversation about my grimoire? What did you just call me? My book. Blitzy. The book they gave me to do. The work I've allowed you to do can be yours, darling, I've been thinking, you know, I've been allowing you access to the mortal realm less legally for some time now, but I need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange of favors for favors? Doesn't that sound tempting?

You need to stop using your fancy ass. Rich people talk. Okay, I'm trying to focus on not getting into myself so, let me keep it simple. once a month on a full moon you give me the book back followed by a night of passionate fornication and you can keep it all the rest of the time it sounds just right my little imp okay whatever oh blitz I'm so excited I can't wait to fill your slimy cup inside my dill, well not today, satan will send them all back where he came from, billy, I had that shot, damn it, moxie satan, we will return your dirty creatures to the pits of hell, let the root of evil follow being honest.

While we continue with your work, yeah, that's not exactly how it works, ma'am, I'm sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but I mean, I could fake it if it makes your dick hard, oh well, I'll just shoot you with your smart mouse. that would be more effective you will not receive your damn salary for this box oh yes thank you I'm fine sorry sir I compromised our objective and put us in danger it will not happen again I promise apologies accepted but If you ever pull a trick like this again I will make you You and your wife a good job, well done, let's go, eh, yeah, give me a moment, I need to get something I left in the house, okay, but hurry up, luna, we're ready.

To come home, dear, don't move, what are you going to do, little one, kill us? If you were monsters, but you should have the opportunity to have a life and a purpose, look at your children, they have their entire future ahead of them, you leave. To face your crimes with justice, I will call on your earthly authorities and they will ensure that you are treated fairly. I'm handling this my way, oh do you have a phone to call 9-1-1? Yeah, so it's in the kitchen. What's it for? It is a universal remote control. I have it for the children.

Ah, there it is. Have a good handjob session. you in the office, you're okay, honey, better now, honey, I guess I just needed a minute to process, you have a good heart, honey, just a fluffy head, we have a voice, well, here's to another mission accomplished and Moxie finally He learned not to stand up and Killing people is no big deal if they try to kill you, that's wrong, but I paid for it, yeah, that family you are.