Gym Gear You Can Use in the Bedroom

Sorry, I didn't see you there, I just finished, yeah, we just rested, took a little break between sets, I definitely don't live here, that's not my house at the moment, anyway, now I'm feeling the meathead possibilities In all the two places where you spend most of your time are the gym and the

bedroom

and in my case they are not both the same place. I don't sleep here. I can't emphasize this enough. Unfortunately I have a home since you were dumb and only care about yourself and your profits most of the time. Time in the

bedroom

is spent sleeping, so if you want to spend less time dreaming and more time working, I'll teach you how to take your work home.

Well, for this video, we actually have a special guest. I'm working with the famous Bollier in Prague, but first a word from our sponsor for the second week in a row. It's me, let's go to dinner, let's chill out, grab these t-shirts and celebrate Saint Nattie's Day by showing everyone that you. you're a natural disaster all these checks sky blue t-shirts guarantee you a disclaimer or you even live the game that's like cards against humanity except it's you against humanity damage calm down lifting bells old people use belts to lift their guts in and out Teenagers who want to look like they lift weights and buy weightlifters who use it for both So how can you use the most abused piece of gym equipment in the bedroom?

Respond for abuse, see, a lifting belt can be used to respectfully spank a consensual, of course, now remember the difference between hate and rough sex is that when you hate someone you are hard because you hate them with rough sex, because you hate yourself, it's a delicate balance with too harsh and she will think you hate it. It doesn't spank hard enough, so ask yourself if you love giving an assertive butt flap where the lifting belt will provide a wide leather surface that mimics the tender but firm slap of a human hand without the emotional intimacy you know. actually touching each other fat gripz that crypts are for brothers who want big full arms but don't want to deadlift what you do is take the fat gripz and place them on a bar or dumbbell and it mimics what it would be like to grab a normal weight with mountains of brandy, baby hands, in theory, making it much harder to grip and therefore grow forearms without having to do any hard work like deadlifts or forearm work, believe it or No, I'm not actually making money from this. couch if anyone from fat gripz takes over please send me a fat check now in the bedroom these have two uses number one for her to train her hands to fight my fat hippo cock she's like a dirty cinnamon bun can oh she'll need practice for This will probably need two hands, maybe even get your girlfriend to put four hands on there, all hands on the dick anyway, so what you're going to want to do is give them to your girl so she can use them daily . activities and acclimatize to the extra girth, she can wear them in activities like drinking wine, checking your phone or jumping to conclusions and number two for you, if you don't have a fat hippo dick, can you tell, I guess, where she does? like some kind of penis armor, like a fat, useless condom, there's a lot of traction there so maybe she'll feel something and if you don't have a girlfriend or a fat hippo penis, I guess in a pinch you could do it .

I mean, literally, in a pinch, this shit is going to be tight and grippy, so that sounds like a problem. Lifting Straps Lifting straps are used by two types of people, people who can literally lift too much weight to hold and then there's you, unless the weight to lift again is closer to a thousand pounds than zero pounds, then the rule is if you can't hold it then you can't lift it so save the lifting straps for the bedroom, as you can see lifting straps make perfect handcuffs. and as we know handcuffs are a gateway to anal sex, that's how it works now, all kinky amateurs first move when they want to spice it up in the bedroom are handcuffs, now what happens here is that by suggesting handcuffs the Girl say oh, I want.

You tie me up and do whatever you want with me, but what we are is I want you to put me in jail and search my ass for drugs with your cock. Now, what usually happens, although she is just a vanilla missionary while she complains about a certain risk. of the handcuffs, but thanks to the padding of the wrist cuffs, the only thing she'll complain about is everything else because your stale ass relationship was doomed from the start, but the hope of maybe one day doing anal keeps live the spark until you try to have a child and see if that works Oh, tangled way Oh Oh, like a platypus, what is this if you really want a bond?

Try some extra bondage with some resistance bands and chains. Chains are actually for me, although those games Cody Dick doesn't get up. lifting training mask oh why a training mask is the most efficient way to prepare for having no friends? Just five minutes of exercising with the training mask is the equivalent of a lifetime of exercising alone and since no one would want to interact with you, I will be forced to lift without a spotter. Oh, another thing you'll have to do without a spotter. You guessed it, it's autoerotic asphyxiation. That's right. As you can see, this can be extremely dangerous without a spotter.

Now this is with. a lifting training mask really comes in handy, it comes in handy, you know, because you're giving yourself a hand and you come in your hand like a lonely piece because you thought you knew where and gas masks for the gym would make you look tough. The training mask mimics the feeling of drowning by depriving you of both oxygen and dignity, so it's pretty much the same as foam rolling. Foam rollers are for horny guys to lie on and pretend they're getting horny. Up as they crawl over the girls they stretch being at ground level provides not only cover but also an excellent vantage point its like being a Bowie sniper in Afghanistan apart from these being cylinders the packing material is completely useless in the gym in the bedroom a foam roller can be used as a sexual desire.

What you need to do is place the foam roller under his lower back and this will give you the optimal angle to stab his G-spot with your pig sword and with this simple trick you can turn it. starfish in a ball they make you blow birds like a ball look and lastly kicking up clumps and lifting gloves like gym condoms provide protection and I don't use them whether I'm tearing up the gym or tearing up the vagina, I'm going raw baby Ronald Reagan baby president of the mad house, subscribe to my YouTube channel, new videos every time I come out with a new one like the one I've seen on a t-shirt or if you're looking for another way to make some profits on some why not Don't You tryna go with Jack Baby if a moment is based on that cop?

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