Friends: Chandler’s Shocked that People Assume He’s Gay (Season 1 Clip) | TBS

Hey, beautiful. How are you? Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. Can there be anything better than this? Question, you're not dating anyone, right? Because I met someone who would be perfect for you. Ah, you see, perfect could be a problem. You had said, codependent or self-destructive... - Do you want a date on Saturday? - Yes please. Well. He's cute, he's fun... - Is that a "he"? - Okay, yes. Oh God. I just... I thought... ...you're not, so. Good, Shelly. Well. Now I'm going to go down the toilet. Well. Bye bye. (Chandler) It's hard to enjoy a cup of ramen noodles after that.

I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that? MMM yes. Well, I mean, when I first met you, you know, I thought maybe... You could possibly be. - You did it? - Yes, but then. But then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my boobs, so I thought maybe not. Hey, did any of you think that when you met me? - I did. - Yes, I think so, yes. - I don't. - No, no, me neither. Although, you know, in college, Susan Salidor did. Are you kidding. -Did you tell him that she was...? - No.

Well, it's just because... I wanted to go out with her too. Then I told her that you were actually dating Bernie Spellman, who liked her too, so. Well, this is fascinating. So what's wrong with me? I don't know. Because you're smart, you're funny... Ross is smart and funny. Did you ever think that about him? Yeah! Good! What is it? Okay, I don't know. You... you just... have a quality. - Yes of course. - Exactly. Yes, a quality. Oh, oh, a quality, good. Because I was worried that you guys were being vague about this.