Friends: Chandler’s Caught Smoking (Season 1 Clip) | TBS

No no no. They say it is the same distance between the tip of a man's thumb and the tip of his index finger. That's ridiculous. Can I use either thumb? Alright. Do not tell me. Do not tell me. Decaf cappuccino for Joey. Black coffee. Latte. And an iced tea. I'm getting pretty good at this. - Excellent. - Good job. Good for me. - Are you okay, Phoebe? - Yeah. No, it's just... it's not even worth it. It's my bank. And what did they do to you? It's not, it's just... It's okay. I'm checking my email and I open your monthly statement, you know... - Easy, easy. - And yes...

And there is an additional $500 in my account. Oh! Satan's minions at work again. Yes, because now I have to go there and take care of them. What are you talking about? Keep him. It is not mine. I didn't earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing. Yes, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping. Well. Well. Let's say I bought a really cool pair of shoes. Do you know what I would hear with every step I took? It is not mine. It is not mine. It is not mine. And even if he was happy, he's fine and jumping.

I would hear, no-not mine. No, not mine. We are with you. We have it good. I could just never enjoy it. It would be like this gigantic karmic debt. (Monica) 'Chandler, what are you doing?' Hey, what are you doing? - Oh, wow! - Oh, disgusting. - What are you doing? - What is this? I'm

smoking

. I'm

smoking

, I'm smoking. Oh, I can't believe you. You've been so good for three years. And this... is my reward. Wait a second, okay. Think about what happened the last time you quit smoking. Well, this time I won't give up. - No!

Down it. - Alright! I'm turning it off. I'm turning it off. Oh no! I... I can't drink this right now. Okay, I'm going to go change. I have an appointment. Is this Alan again? How are you'? It's going pretty well, you know? He is cute and we are having fun. So when will we meet the guy? - 'Yeah?' - Let's see, today is Monday. - Never. - Come on! No, no, not after what happened with Steve. What are you talking about? We love Steve. Steve was sexy! - I'm sorry. - Yeah. Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet.

Just give me a chance to figure it out. Well, then can we meet him? I don't feel it.