Friends: Chandler's Blind Date with Janice (Season 1 Clip) | TBS

How I look? Oh, um... I don't care. There's Lorraine. Okay, now remember, no trades. You keep the pretty one, I'll keep the mess. - Hello Joey. - Hey. Well well. Look what you brought. Very pretty. And what did you bring? She is checking her coat. Joey, I'm going to go get the taxi smell off my hands. Could you bring me a white Zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice? Janice? Janice? Oh Lord. Hi, I'm Janice. You know... ...ever since she was little I've been able to pick up coins with my toes. Yeah? Good for you.

Quarter coins or rolls of quarters? By the way, Chandler, I removed you from all my photos, so if you want, I have a bag of just your heads. Alright. Oh, are you sure? Actually? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them and use them in your theater of cruelty! We can not do that. That? What can't you do? Can I talk to you for a second, over there? Oh. Maybe we'll go now. Tell me it's you and me, "us." She said that she wants to smear my body with things and then lick it.

I'm not even sure what "spread" is. But I definitely want to be a part of this. Okay, you can't do this to me. You're right. I'm sorry. Can we have three chocolate mousses to go please? I'm out of here. Look... ...here's my credit card. Dinner is on me. I'm sorry, Chandler. I hope he throws up on you. Thank you. So. Only U.S. Oh, what a horrible night. Although I enjoyed the fact that your shirt came off the zipper. since you came back from the bathroom. Excuse me. How are you? So... ...do we have best

friends

or what?

Joey is not a friend. He is... ...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV? I'll go get that drink. You understood it. Good woman! Can we get a bottle of the most expensive champagne? - Each. - That's right, each one. Oh, and a Rob Roy. I always wanted to know. Happy Valentines Day.